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[H.Protagonist]

Recently got out of a 3 year relationship which followed on from a 7 year relationship. Spent all but 18 months of my 20s in long term relationships.

Being single feels weird, man. Weird but OK.

Serial monogamist? Never dated much, but I can empathize on the weirdness now after a long term relationship. Definitely feels weird coming home to an empty apartment. Well, the cat is always there, I guess.

I think talking to me about bacon would most likely end in a fist fight(turkey bacon>regular bacon) It's never pretty.




ah those things...yeah...=l

:O

Don't forget chocolate, that debate wasn't even close to finished.

This is true. We could settle that debate once and for all.

The only thing about a meetup is that any time I've met someone that I knew on the internet first, it was always kind of awkward for the first 5 minutes. It's like "Hey! I know you! You look a lot different in person. I don't really know how to interact with you. This is weird."

I've twice met people from the internet and both were really cool. Had a good time and stayed in contact with both girls afterwards. I guess I've been lucky? And, by using our real pics we've neatly avoided the whole "ou look a lot different in person" thing.

 

[omgkitty]

Naah. Right now I don't feel that sad, just in need of a girlfriend. Maybe just horny. I like sex. Sex is nice.

Welcome to the internet. Here you can find anything you like. haha Seriously though I've never had one either and I go in and out of pining for one. It really sucks, but it will happen soon enough I guess.

 

[echoshifting]

Turkey Bacon is superior.

I can't even

I just don't...

I can't process this. GAH.

This is so much worse than the milk chocolate heathens.

 

[CountAntonius]

That's fine. It just means more porky goodness for me.

Fine by me you can keep all that fatty white trim..bleh.

Turkey Bacon is superior.

High five.

whoa.

 

[marrec]

This thread reminds me of cheers "sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your screen name" etc...

and I will be a turkey bacon advocate for life.

Do you dislike pork in general?

I mean... real bacon man. Turkey bacon is pretty cool, but it is not near as juicy as real bacon.

REAL BACON.

(We eat a lot of Turkey Bacon because it's healthier for you. Shhh.)

 

[Ryck]

At first I thought that was the "GET OUT" frog.

I feel lame for asking this but what is the "GET OUT" frog?

 

[Clairvoyance]

I can't even

I just don't...

I can't process this. GAH.

This is so much worse than the milk chocolate heathens.

White>Milk>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dark.

Another fact of life.

 

[Chuckie]

Finally joined the tie GAF.

Looking awesome Inanna!

 

[echoshifting]

(We eat a lot of Turkey Bacon because it's healthier for you. Shhh.)

We do too, but with an appropriate sense of bitterness, longing and regret.

I'm going out for a smoke, this shit is way too upsetting.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Finally joined the tie GAF.

Hellsa classy.

 

[CountAntonius]

Do you dislike pork in general?

I mean... real bacon man. Turkey bacon is pretty cool, but it is not near as juicy as real bacon.

REAL BACON.

(We eat a lot of Turkey Bacon because it's healthier for you. Shhh.)

I don't like ham either or bologna or pork hotdogs. Though I do love pulled pork. That stuff is amazing.

 

[remnant]

first avatar might as well be my face.

 

[mokeyjoe]

White<Milk<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Dark.

Another fact of life.

Fixed!

 

[.la1n]

Ah, right. I forgot about that. Creepy gaf isn't just focused on girls. Sorry, .la1n. You don't have to.

I can always just do what Jason did and just have the shirt be the focal point of the avatar.

 

[lazybones18]

Turkey Bacon is superior.

YES!

 

[marrec]

White>Milk>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dark.

Another fact of life.

White Chocolate isn't even Chocolate!

You almost got it right however:

Recees>Dark>White>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ~ >>>>>>>Milk.

We do too, but with an appropriate sense of bitterness, longing and regret.

I'm going out for a smoke, this shit is way too upsetting.

I should start smoking again I'm so upset and confused!

 

[H.Protagonist]

I nominate this to be adapted into our next thread title.

Agreed. ^_^

That could be dangerous. Should I point you back towards my stalking post and my ultra creepy PM?

That's why it'd have to be a group, preferably with other girls. I'm fine with meeting girls one on one, but guys are too dangerous.

Finally joined the tie GAF.

Looks awesome! Welcome to the winning team.

 

[Chuckie]

White>Milk>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dark.

Another fact of life.

I love your avatar man.... but I gotta say..... GODDAMN you are wrong...

Dark>>>Milk>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>White.

Your list simply states: I don't like chocolate.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

I feel lame for asking this but what is the "GET OUT" frog?

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/get-out-frog-the-something-awful-frog-frogout

 

[Clairvoyance]

Fixed!

 

[CountAntonius]

That's why i'd have to be a group, preferably with other girls. I'm fine with meeting girls one on one, but guys are too dangerous.

What if it's a big strong girl? Or a very tiny weak guy?

 

[Barbacoatl]

 

[marrec]

That's why i'd have to be a group, preferably with other girls. I'm fine with meeting girls one on one, but guys are too dangerous.

I'd love to go drinking with a lot of the people from this thread, would be a hella good time. Specifically want to go drinking with Opiate though, him and I could have a very long conversation I think.

 

[Davedough]

I remember back when group chatting on IRC was still a big thing and not just for warez. I had met a few different groups that I frequented. Strangest thing is every time I went to a meet up, I always ended up sleeping with someone from it.

Not that I was complaining at the time. lol

 

[Ryck]

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/get-out-frog-the-something-awful-frog-frogout

Wow I completely missed the boat on this haha. I saw that Shrek doll outside my office it and it made me laugh a lot more than it probably should have. Some old man was watching me take that photo, he did not approve.

 

[dofry]

Is it only me that don't like bacon that much? I do like it with eggs, but between the burger buns it's strange. I guess I should try turkey sliced meat strips (cannot be called BACON as bacon is pork).

 

[ShockingAlberto]

I don't think anyone would fear me in a meeting.

I'm fun-size.

 

[CountAntonius]

I remember back when group chatting on IRC was still a big thing and not just for warez. I had met a few different groups that I frequented. Strangest thing is every time I went to a meet up, I always ended up sleeping with someone from it.

Not that I was complaining at the time. lol

hahaha.

 

[Chuckie]

Is it only me that don't like bacon that much? I do like it with eggs, but between the burger buns it's strange. I guess I should try turkey sliced meat strips (cannot be called BACON as bacon is pork).

It's you man....it's you. Bacon is heaven! THE gateway drug for vegetarians!

 

[mokeyjoe]

Serial monogamist? Never dated much, but I can empathize on the weirdness now after a long term relationship. Definitely feels weird coming home to an empty apartment. Well, the cat is always there, I guess.

I don't know if 2 counts as 'serial'.

We didn't live together in my previous relationship so no empty apartment issues. Makes it easier I think. Either that or I'm just getting old and jaded, lol. I'm still close friends with my exs though, we hang out and stuff.

 

[Ryck]

Is it only me that don't like bacon that much? I do like it with eggs, but between the burger buns it's strange. I guess I should try turkey sliced meat strips (cannot be called BACON as bacon is pork).

I'm not really into bacon much either. I like it, I'll eat it but I won't go out of my way for it.

 

[omgkitty]

I don't think anyone would fear me in a meeting.

I'm fun-size.

I feel that people would avoid me. I'm very tall.

Also all this turkey talk is making me bring out this great Mitch Hedberg quote:

&#8220;I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad a turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself.&#8221;

 

[Clairvoyance]

I love your avatar man.... but I gotta say..... GODDAMN you are wrong...

Dark>>>Milk>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>White.

Your list simply states: I don't like chocolate.

Haha, thanks. But yeah, nobody ever agrees with my chocolate preferences Maybe it's because I don't eat chocolate by itself.

 

[soultron]

I remember back when group chatting on IRC was still a big thing and not just for warez. I had met a few different groups that I frequented. Strangest thing is every time I went to a meet up, I always ended up sleeping with someone from it.

Not that I was complaining at the time. lol

U such a boss.

 

[marrec]

Is it only me that don't like bacon that much? I do like it with eggs, but between the burger buns it's strange. I guess I should try turkey sliced meat strips (cannot be called BACON as bacon is pork).

I am straight up deadly allergic to eggs. Breakfast is hard for me.

I think I cling to Bacon more because of this fact.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

I feel that people would avoid me. I'm very tall.

Also all this turkey talk is making me bring out this great Mitch Hedberg quote:

I was at Hedberg's last show the night before he died.

He was drunk and clearly high and basically falling off the stage.

I went online and was like "This guy isn't going to have a career for much longer."

I felt really bad about that afterward.

 

[Arjen]

White>Milk>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dark.

Another fact of life.

*High Five*

 

[omgkitty]

I was at Hedberg's last show the night before he died.

He was drunk and clearly high and basically falling off the stage.

I went online and was like "This guy isn't going to have a career for much longer."

I felt really bad about that afterward.

I really like his jokes. All of them were basically internet memes before memes existed.

 

[DMeisterJ]

Controversial opinion time: I did not hate FFXIII.

Keep in mind, my expectations for it were already so rock-bottom due to the pervasive internet opinion of it being terrible that as long as it did not hardlock at the title screen, it would have already surpassed my pre-purchase estimation of it.

But I liked the music, I didn't think every character was awful, and the battle system was fun.

There were a ton of mistakes, but I don't seethe with hatred for the game. I want them to do something with that quality soundtrack and make a better game for it.

I didn't think people existed who understand that even though the game isn't amazing it doesn't mean it's terrible and has no redeeming values. The music/graphics/and battle system are god-tier.

 

[mokeyjoe]

I am straight up deadly allergic to eggs. Breakfast is hard for me.

I think I cling to Bacon more because of this fact.

Well, the real king of breakfast meats is black pudding.

Yup.

 

[omgkitty]

Well, the real king of breakfast meats is black pudding.

Yup.

I really need to try that some day.

 

[Chuckie]

*High Five*

You disappoint me Arjen.... you disappoint me so much.

Spoiler

Ik vind je nog steeds een toffe gast trouwens

 

[dofry]

I love you all who didn't think FFXIII sucked. I recommended it to my friends.

edit: what was that stand-up comedian who talks about bacon/food a lot.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Well, the real king of breakfast meats is black pudding.

Yup.

I really want to try this. I just recently found a restaurant near me that serves it.

 

[.la1n]

I love you all who didn't think FFXIII sucked. I recommended it to my friends.

bro five!

 

[PigSpeakers]

I didn't think people existed who understand that even though the game isn't amazing it doesn't mean it's terrible and has no redeeming values. The music/graphics/and battle system are god-tier.

The game wasn't fundamentally broken or glitchy, so it already got a higher score in my book than most people gave it. It had an AWESOME soundtrack, and I really did like the graphics (up until the archelyte steppe. I did not like the way that place looked and I'm probably the only one).

 

[ShockingAlberto]

I really like his jokes. All of them were basically internet memes before memes existed.

Yeah, I loved his CDs, but he was clearly in a terrible downward spiral.

Have you ever listened to John Mulaney? He basically only has 30 minutes of material but it's mostly gold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rqQujx9vk0

 

[CountAntonius]

how tall are you kitty?

 

[omgkitty]

I love you all who didn't think FFXIII sucked. I recommended it to my friends.

edit: what was that stand-up comedian who talks about bacon/food a lot.

Jim Gaffigan. He's pretty damn funny too.

 

[omgkitty]

how tall are you kitty?

6'5...I'm a nice guy though. Most people say they're not scared of me at all haha