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Stories about getting too drunk? Here's mine:

I passed out on a lawn chair and was awakened by this other girl furiously making out with me. She had been going on about how hot I was all night but I hadn't expected her to go that far. Aside from just being awkward to be suddenly kissed by a stranger I had no interest in, her boyfriend was there, and she was the worst kisser I've ever experienced in my life. Lady, be a bit more careful with your teeth please.
 
PigSpeakers said:
This is how I feel sometimes when I go out to the bar with my friends. Not that I want to drink, but it seems like all they ever talk about when they drink... is drinking.
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Really? Drunken philosophical debates are one of my favorite things. I can only imagine how entertaining the would be as the sober dude listening in.


Lissar said:
Stories about getting too drunk? Here's mine:

I passed out on a lawn chair and was awakened by this other girl furiously making out with me. She had been going on about how hot I was all night but I hadn't expected her to go that far. Aside from just being awkward to be suddenly kissed by a stranger I had no interest in, her boyfriend was there, and she was the worst kisser I've ever experienced in my life. Lady, be a bit more careful with your teeth please.
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That's hilarious. I can't imagine seeing someone passed out and feeling the need to stick my tongue in their mouth.
 
PigSpeakers said:
This is how I feel sometimes when I go out to the bar with my friends. Not that I want to drink, but it seems like all they ever talk about when they drink... is drinking.
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When I go out, all of my friends LOVE me (of course, Im the DD, so I get to listen to all their crap on the way back home). :/
 
Kitsunebaby said:
Really? Drunken philosophical debates are one of my favorite things. I can only imagine how entertaining the would be as the sober dude listening in.
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It'd be fun if they were talking about anything other than what their favorite types of drinks are. Karaoke is super fun to watch as you see people get progressively worse/better as the night goes on. Once this giant bearded man who called himself Panda Xpress got up and sang. This other guy would just go up there and speak the lyrics, not even try and sing them or speak them in tempo or anything. Just like he didn't know the songs and would just read off the screen like someone reading from a teleprompter.
 
-COOLIO- said:
have i ever told you i love your avatar?

something about it.
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It's the eyes.
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Lissar said:
Stories about getting too drunk? Here's mine:

I passed out on a lawn chair and was awakened by this other girl furiously making out with me. She had been going on about how hot I was all night but I hadn't expected her to go that far. Aside from just being awkward to be suddenly kissed by a stranger I had no interest in, her boyfriend was there, and she was the worst kisser I've ever experienced in my life. Lady, be a bit more careful with your teeth please.
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Yikes! How did her teeth get involved? Sounds like amateur hour.
 
Kitsunebaby said:
I tend to become way more cuddly and affectionate when I'm drunk. I have some friends who are sad drunks. Nothing more awkward than trying to get a drunk person to stop crying.
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My best friend is a crier. And she's always wanting to drink with me when we're together! It's made worse by the fact that I'm a very silly drunk, and she's bawling her eyes out about whatever inner pain she's experiencing. It isn't a good combination.
 
PigSpeakers said:
It'd be fun if they were talking about anything other than what their favorite types of drinks are. Karaoke is super fun to watch as you see people get progressively worse/better as the night goes on. Once this giant bearded man who called himself Panda Xpress got up and sang. This other guy would just go up there and speak the lyrics, not even try and sing them or speak them in tempo or anything. Just like he didn't know the songs and would just read off the screen like someone reading from a teleprompter.
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I've never done Karaoke and I dunno if I'd do it unless very drunk. I seriously can't sing/carry a tune at all. If I ever did it though I'd have to try an d do it Shatner style.
 
Zomba13 said:
I've never done Karaoke and I dunno if I'd do it unless very drunk. I seriously can't sing/carry a tune at all. If I ever did it though I'd have to try an d do it Shatner style.
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Bob Marley is good to sing along to when you're drunk. Such great drinking songs.
 
Lissar said:
My best friend is a crier. And she's always wanting to drink with me when we're together! It's made worse by the fact that I'm a very silly drunk, and she's bawling her eyes out about whatever inner pain she's experiencing. It isn't a good combination.
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The worst is when it's someone you actually don't know all that well and you want to get back to the party but they keep trying to cling to you while sobbing. I don't wanna feel like a douche but they can really ruin a good night. I don't even know how to deal with anyone who cries in public.
 
I am apparently the worst liar ever when I'm drunk.

A friend of mine broke a dorm window accidentally and, when the RA was asking questions about it to everyone there, I was steadfast that the window just sort of broke on its own with no outside influence.
 
speaking of drinking, my hangovers have been progressively getting worse and worse starting from about 6 months ago.

so much that even the smell of food makes me gag, i cant move, eat, even drink water without feeling nauseous, i'm like a pregnant woman ffs!
 
Kitsunebaby said:
The worst is when it's someone you actually don't know all that well and you want to get back to the party but they keep trying to cling to you while sobbing. I don't wanna feel like a douche but they can really ruin a good night. I don't even know how to deal with anyone who cries in public.
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I actually had a friend freak out on me the once and leave the club we were in. It was miles away from my home and he was the one that drove us there. lol

It was a dodgy looking club, but it really wasn't that bad at all. Me and this other kid had to hitch a ride home from someone within the club.
 
Smelly Tramp said:
speaking of drinking, my hangovers have been progressively getting worse and worse starting from about 6 months ago.

so much that even the smell of food makes me gag, i cant move, eat, even drink water without feeling nauseous, i'm like a pregnant woman ffs!
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drink more water and don't drink so much alchy.
 
Crunched said:
Dear Zachary broke parts of my heart I didn't know existed. It was like staring into a void of sadness and feeling my own vestigial joy being sucked away.

I am a broken man.
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Dear Zachary broke parts of my remote after chucking it at the fucking screen.

just kidding. :p
 
leadbelly said:
Oh god. This thread has turned emo all of a sudden.
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Emo? Challenge accepted.


Fake-Edit: Oh well, that's the most emo look I could achieve in a few minutes ;( Looks more like someone on the verge of becoming a mass-murderer, though. But I guess that's pretty much the same as being emo.
 
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