Count Dookkake
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Make fart noises.
If you can do it mouth only, then you can accompany yourself with hand farts and make a little tune.
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Make fart noises.
If you can do it mouth only, then you can accompany yourself with hand farts and make a little tune.
lol
Feel free to make a video of yourself doing this.
I have had days like that, but I find you usually need some incentive to bring yourself out of it. I don't think there is a surefire way as such.
ClassyPenguin
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A line of coke.
Um, I go for a spirited drive. Or do some exercise.
Um, I go for a spirited drive. Or do some exercise.
H.Protagonist
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Haha. I was going to say that I'm sure step 1 is to get off the internet (or neogaf).
True. I do feel grimy even though I showered last night. It's more of a mental grimy, though.
I'll try the shower, then. It's so tempting to just go to sleep, but such a waste of a free day. Wish there was an archery field nearby. That would be interesting.
I tried this and it was surprisingly fun. Didn't wake me up but it made the cat look at me in a strange way. Worth it.
ShockingAlberto
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Honestly, I find making any attempt to get motivated on a Sunday to be a fool's errand.
Just give in to your most slothful desires and lay around with a pillow on your back and a laptop on your legs and watch Netflix all day.
Just give in to your most slothful desires and lay around with a pillow on your back and a laptop on your legs and watch Netflix all day.
Professor Beef
Banned
Chaotic Good, I reckon.
ShockingAlberto
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Starting is the hardest part.
I usually just...don't. I write anything. After a while, either I get inspired to write a start or I write something that I can mold in to a start.
With essays, you always want the first sentence to be an attention-grabber.
I ghost-wrote a good amount of this book based on things my father had always taught me (he was the actual author of the book) and have been looking over essays all my life. If you need help, feel free to ask or send me a PM and I'd be happy to.
I force myself to get some exercise. Them endorphins.
H.Protagonist
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Feels like such a waste, though, and the dreams are always shit.
(For me anyway.)lol
Feel free to make a video of yourself doing this.
I have had days like that, but I find you usually need some incentive to bring yourself out of it. I don't think there is a surefire way as such.
Yeah. I'm definitely lacking incentive. I've even toyed with the idea of getting some more progress made on my current work project because at least I would be doing something useful. *sigh* Plugging a free day with work feels really depressing.
I'll try the shower and walk. And maybe have a diet 'coke'.
No netflix or cable to speak of.
Passive entertainment seems problematic at this point anyway. I'm not enjoying my layabout Sunday for some reason and I can't sort it out. Maybe the shower will answer me.Since I practice long-distant weapons and love mountains/forests... I guess I am!
ShockingAlberto
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I just had a fight with my girlfriend
Make me laugh real pic gaf so that I'll feel better!
I'm writing my Game of the Year post over in Gaming and I'm opening it with this
Count Dookkake
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I just had a fight with my girlfriend
Make me laugh real pic gaf so that I'll feel better!
How does a mathematician solve the problem of constipation?
He works it out with a pencil.
Okay so a guy walks into a dentist's office and walks up to the dentist's and goes "Hey there, I think I'm a moth!"
The dentist is like, "well that sounds like a psychological problem, how come you came into a dentist's office?"
And the guy goes, "Because the light was on!"
The dentist is like, "well that sounds like a psychological problem, how come you came into a dentist's office?"
And the guy goes, "Because the light was on!"
I'm writing my Game of the Year post over in Gaming and I'm opening it with this
Good man!
The only thing that'd motivate you to do is another line of coke.
Professor Beef
Banned
I'm writing my Game of the Year post over in Gaming and I'm opening it with this
Canasta Master was robbed that year.
InfiniteNine
Rolling Girl
Well if you find something that works pass it on H.Protagonist. I have those days often.
Silphonica
Banned
Just to back-track a bit.
I did say we should ban H.Protagonist from allowing her to use her avatar, but nooooooooooo, no-one wanted to listen to me then.
People should listen to me more often.
I did say we should ban H.Protagonist from allowing her to use her avatar, but nooooooooooo, no-one wanted to listen to me then.
People should listen to me more often.
ShockingAlberto
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So a man walks in to a bar and sees a jar of money on the table. He goes "Hey, bartender, what's with the jar of money?"
The Bartender continues washing the mug he's cleaning and leans in, then goes "It's for a bet that the house holds. No man has ever been able to do it."
The man says "Okay, try me. I won't know until I hear it."
The Bartender sighs and puts down the mug. He points at a small steel barrel behind the bar. "See that? It's full of spicy cider. If you can drink the entire thing, from first drop to last, without putting the barrel down, you win that part."
"That part?" the man says, a little concerned.
"Next," the Bartender says, "is the pit bull in the back. He was raised as an attack dog, the owner fed him gunpowder and eventually died. We can barely go out and feed him. He's got a loose, aching tooth. You have to go remove that tooth."
The man gulped. "And that's it?"
"You wish. There's a 90 year-old woman upstairs, never had sex. Go up there, tell her what you're there for, and if she accepts, you do the deed." The Bartender winced mentally at the thought.
The man scoffed. One, maybe two of those things, that could be possible, but all three? He turned the offer down, but drink after drink, the idea truly could not leave his mind, and eventually started to seem pretty attractive. "ALRIGHT!" he leaped up from the bar screaming. "I'M GONNA DO IT!" He grabbed the barrel of cider and tilted it up, tears running down his face. Pushing it away from his lips, not a single drop fell to the floor.
The bartender gave him the keys to the back door and pantomimed a cross on his chest.
There was howling and screeching for what seemed like hours over the next ten minutes. The man kicked open the door to the bar, threw the key on the counter, bleeding and scratched up. He looked the bartender square in the eye and said "Now where's that old woman with the loose tooth?"
The Bartender continues washing the mug he's cleaning and leans in, then goes "It's for a bet that the house holds. No man has ever been able to do it."
The man says "Okay, try me. I won't know until I hear it."
The Bartender sighs and puts down the mug. He points at a small steel barrel behind the bar. "See that? It's full of spicy cider. If you can drink the entire thing, from first drop to last, without putting the barrel down, you win that part."
"That part?" the man says, a little concerned.
"Next," the Bartender says, "is the pit bull in the back. He was raised as an attack dog, the owner fed him gunpowder and eventually died. We can barely go out and feed him. He's got a loose, aching tooth. You have to go remove that tooth."
The man gulped. "And that's it?"
"You wish. There's a 90 year-old woman upstairs, never had sex. Go up there, tell her what you're there for, and if she accepts, you do the deed." The Bartender winced mentally at the thought.
The man scoffed. One, maybe two of those things, that could be possible, but all three? He turned the offer down, but drink after drink, the idea truly could not leave his mind, and eventually started to seem pretty attractive. "ALRIGHT!" he leaped up from the bar screaming. "I'M GONNA DO IT!" He grabbed the barrel of cider and tilted it up, tears running down his face. Pushing it away from his lips, not a single drop fell to the floor.
The bartender gave him the keys to the back door and pantomimed a cross on his chest.
There was howling and screeching for what seemed like hours over the next ten minutes. The man kicked open the door to the bar, threw the key on the counter, bleeding and scratched up. He looked the bartender square in the eye and said "Now where's that old woman with the loose tooth?"
Pft, you guys are just weak. Don't let a pretty girl turn your head clean off!
The smell of coffee.
So, I just got back from some frustration-therapy after I got stood up today: went to see Ghost Protocol, bought a coffee, chatted up the coffee girl, bought a kitten calendar, and picked up the new Black Keys album. Her loss, right?
No seriously, it's her loss. At least tell me if you're not going to make it. She might get a second chance if she wants to reschedule, but we'll see.
I've never understood why men do complete 180s when a pretty girl walks by. There's such a thing called peripheral vision, no?
ShockingAlberto
Member
It's totally her loss and probably your gain.
People that stand up dates like that are generally assholes.
Professor Beef
Banned
There are times when you see a woman so stunning, a simple glance through my periph just won't do.
ShockingAlberto
Member
The actual reason for this is men think that women will take notice and will approach us without us having to risk pride by approaching them.
spoiler it does not work
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZA6mvMXxBQ
everytime.
I'm writing my Game of the Year post over in Gaming and I'm opening it with this
Looking forward to it - your review of SS probably mirrored my feelings most about that game.
Khalifa Jayy
Banned
So wait... are we supposed to post in here if we're doing this or what? Jesus, this thread is huge.
Haha, I guess so. I don't know how I missed this, I'm in!
ShockingAlberto
Member
There's a guy on the SDA marathon that's wearing a silken cape.
Come on, man.
Don't be that guy.
Come on, man.
Don't be that guy.
Silphonica
Banned
I should be awake for work in 3 hours.
Why can't I sleep?
Why can't I sleep?
There was a kid I went to high school with who wore a cape.
Just got home. Ate three bags of Jack Link's for dinner. My jaw is aching.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Call a friend or two and make a lunch date. When your day involves other people relying on you to get off your ass, you will.
This thread slows down drastically when there isn't an active girl posting. Just an observation.Why is it suddenly so slow in here?
ShockingAlberto
Member
Why is it suddenly so slow in here?
Lazy Sunday, people are watching the SDA thing, it usually picks up when Girl-GAF starts conversing.
Devolution
Member
Updated the av.
SDA? What's that?
No good, I can still see hair. Add leaves or something.
ShockingAlberto
Member
Speed Demos Archive
They're doing a for-charity stream of a bunch of games and have been for the past few days
http://www.justin.tv/speeddemosarchivesda#/w/2392756496/5
They've raised $100k for cancer prevention so far.
One guy did Demon's Souls in an hour and a half last night.
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