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ManGAF advises LadyGAF: "oh, you listen to the smiths? i love the smiths...

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Lady GAF,

You have a unique resource at your disposal here on GAF. There are countless men who are dignified, mature, and who possess a wealth of knowledge and experience to help educate you on how to treat your special guy if you have one and how to find one if you don't. Those of us who have experience in a relationship know that women don't want to be treated like delicate flowers, helpless creatures, but rather equals. You have us as a resource for the following:

Have a question about what men will think if you make a particular comment? Ask away

Have a question about how men feel if a woman calls him the day after a date? Ask away

Have a question about what we men look for in a relationship? Shoot

Want to know why we do the things we do? We're here to offer answers

Lets begin

P.S. Can a mod change the title to ManGAF advises LadyGAF
 
to Girl-GAF: The thread title may be messed up, but let it stay screwed up. He worked hard to start this thread. Respect that.
 
real talk though, cuevas was right.

I can jack my dick better than you, so unless there's something more to offer than just hands - stop wasting everyone's time.
 
Fuck him up the ass?

I wonder what kind of advice will be given and if girl-gaf is as resistant to advice as most of Girl-age.
 
ronito said:
Lady-GAF doesn't need this thread. You give men too much credit. We're not that complicated.
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Way to try and make us look like cavemen. Does the media really have that much influence on you? I'm a very complicated person, I am truly offended when these type of ideas get thrown around.
 
DY_nasty said:
to Girl-GAF: The thread title may be messed up, but let it stay screwed up. He worked hard to start this thread. Respect that.
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This is correct.

Man-GAF is so interested in helping you out, we even give you some inferential advice in the thread title.
 
ronito said:
Lady-GAF doesn't need this thread. You give men too much credit. We're not that complicated.
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We're not, but sometimes women think we are and it just makes everything complicated.

I'm not about to pretend that we're all dumb, shallow, and straight forward.
Ajemsuhgao said:
This. Women over think stuff about us way too much.
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Cool, so now they can get some advice too.

Like at a bar, if a guy is looking to buy you a drink - he's probably been desperate for a while and doesn't have or listen to his other guy friends. Most men who value themselves in this day and age don't go out handing out drinks for charity.
 
cuevas said:
Way to try and make us look like cavemen. Does the media really have that much influence on you? I'm a very complicated person, I am truly offended when these type of ideas get thrown around.
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Says the guy who did a version of internet flashing and dropped handjob 'advice' in the Girl-Gaf thread. :/
 
H.Protagonist said:
Says the guy who did a version of internet flashing and dropped handjob 'advice' in the Girl-Gaf thread. :/
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You may be joking but he is right. It's a serious issue. Sex between couples is important, especially married couples and its unfortunate that all too frequently spouses don't know how to satisfy their partner.
 
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.....and that's all you need to know
 
H.Protagonist said:
Says the guy who did a version of internet flashing and dropped handjob 'advice' in the Girl-Gaf thread. :/
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People misunderstood him, I think. He wasn't saying that he only wanted hand jobs from 12 year olds, but that a hand job wouldn't be appealing to anyone over the age of 12, or more accurately, anyone with legitimate sexual experience

/lame
 
ATF487 said:
People misunderstood him, I think. He wasn't saying that he only wanted hand jobs from 12 year olds, but that a hand job wouldn't be appealing to anyone over the age of 12, or more accurately, anyone with legitimate sexual experience

/lame
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I'm actually pretty sure it's the fact that he made the statement in that thread in the first place. That's not what that thread is there for.

If this thread existed prior to all of this, and he stated it in here, there would not have been an issue.
 
Ladies, when you ask what I'm thinking about and I say "nothing" I'm really thinking about videogames or something equally stupid, I just didn't want to say it

Just thought you should know
 
cuevas said:
Do you enjoy the smiths?
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I have never heard of them before.

ClovingSteam said:
You may be joking but he is right. It's a serious issue. Sex between couples is important, especially married couples and its unfortunate that all too frequently spouses don't know how to satisfy their partner.
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I'm not joking at all, and dumping something like this:

cuevas said:
Memo to girl gaf: Unless you're 12, hand jobs suck.
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into the Girl-Gaf thread, I fear doesn't really raise this as a 'serious issue' much less anything but a crude 'instructional' post for shock value.
 
HamPster PamPster said:
Ladies, when you ask what I'm thinking about and I say "nothing" I'm really thinking about videogames or something equally stupid, I just didn't want to say it

Just thought you should know
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Sex is not equally stupid, it's much better. Actually sex, money, and sleep were the top 3 things men thought about. Gotta find a link to that article.
 
ugh...
ATF487 said:
People misunderstood him, I think. He wasn't saying that he only wanted hand jobs from 12 year olds, but that a hand job wouldn't be appealing to anyone over the age of 12, or more accurately, anyone with legitimate sexual experience

/lame
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Its the truth. Crude as it may sound, he's right. Hell, even if a girl and I are out having a good time (eating, movie, just chilling, whatever) a handjob and nothing else is just a waste of everyone's time. I'd rather just stick to what we were doing previously. I know the idea is that all men love sex all the time, and there is a truth within that, but just throwing out something like that can be a distraction. There have been so many times that I've actually been trying to connect with a girl and she just brings up sex, through conversation or actions, and I'm just like "GEEZ, I guess we can fuck now :| :/ :D :|" but some guys actually do want to be able to just talk at times.

And if not, a handjob isn't going to do anything but make us want something more than a handjob anyways - so they are pretty much pointless to the majority of guys are sexually active.
 
H.Protagonist said:
into the Girl-Gaf thread, I fear doesn't really raise this as a 'serious issue' much less anything but a crude 'instructional' post for shock value.
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This, among other reasons, is kind of why I think Girl-GAF thread should stay mostly for Girl-GAF.

It doesn't seem there's a whole lot of benefit to guys making crude drive-by posts simply because they know their audience is full of women.
 
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