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[DY_nasty]

And another thing

You don't have to drop a fortune of money at Victoria Secret. Really, you don't. You can come to my run wearing nothing but a wife beater, gym shorts, flip flops, and a trucker hat and most guys will be just as happy. Save your money - buy a basketball jersey, watch your man hnnnng

 

[Brobzoid]

a handjob is a skill like anything else. italian food doesn't suck just because you've only had olive garden.

 

[ATF487]

I'm actually pretty sure it's the fact that he made the statement in that thread in the first place. That's not what that thread is there for.

If this thread existed prior to all of this, and he stated it in here, there would not have been an issue.

Fair point, someone made a small hands comment though so I thought I'd mention it

This, among other reasons, is kind of why I think Girl-GAF thread should stay mostly for Girl-GAF.

It doesn't seem there's a whole lot of benefit to guys making crude drive-by posts simply because they know their audience is full of women.

Yeah it's probably better to just avoid it. There's already a thread for advice from girls, and the rest of the forum is mangaf really.

 

[SolKane]

I fail at life but I still have advice to offer

You could have said no, if you wanted to. You could have walked away, couldn't you?

 

[Herpes Reasons]

advise to women.
swallowing shows how much you love your man.

 

[Lissar]

I tried to think of something to ask this thread, but realized I had nothing.

When me and my boyfriend have a problem, we talk about it :O It usually works out okay.

 

[HamPster PamPster]

Sex is not equally stupid, it's much better. Actually sex, money, and sleep were the top 3 things men thought about. Gotta find a link to that article.

I'll always admit when I'm thinking about sex. I was more talking about the times when I'm thinking "if I was a ninja and I had to get out of here I would backflip off my chair, then dash forward and jump over there and then swing to the window and..."

"Honey, what are you thinking about?"
"Oh, nothing"
"Hmm, you looked so serious"

Spoiler

pretend ninja is serious, as is jumping between shadows while riding in a car

 

[bluemax]

And another thing

You don't have to drop a fortune of money at Victoria Secret. Really, you don't. You can come to my run wearing nothing but a wife beater, gym shorts, flip flops, and a trucker hat and most guys will be just as happy. Save your money - buy a basketball jersey, watch your man hnnnng

This makes me miss Saturdays in college. Hot co eds running around campus in tight football jerseys and short shorts.

Hnnnng indeed.

 

[Cyan]

Spoiler

pretend ninja is serious, as is jumping between shadows while riding in a car

Oh shit, I do this too. *high five*

 

[Satch]

I tried to think of something to ask this thread, but realized I had nothing.

When me and my boyfriend have a problem, we talk about it :O It usually works out okay.

no grown-ups allowed

 

[SolKane]

There were times when I could have murdered her. But you know, I would hate anything to happen to her. No, I don't want to see her... Do you really think she'll pull through? Do you really think she'll pull through?

 

[jasonng]

And I fucking love The Smiths. Been singing "Still Ill" for the past couple weeks.

When 500 Days of Summer came out, all my friends kept referring me as Tom Hansen because I'm always in a cardigan/sweater over dress shirt/tie. Doesn't help that I carry a messenger bag with me and rocking with headphones (thank you audiophile gaf). I never heard the end of it from them when I'm out in bars talking to girls.

I'm nothing like him. I'm not a fan of The Smiths.

 

[Brobzoid]

HamPster PamPster dropping knowledge. take heed advice-seeking ladies.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

advise to women.
swallowing shows how much you love your man.

I have to agree. Though I'd argue that its either all or nothing. Either do it or don't but don't offer him oral sex only to go in the restroom and spit out.

 

[Lissar]

no grown-ups allowed

Awww

*sniff*

*leaves*

 

[GameplayWhore]

Crude as it may sound, he's right. Hell, even if a girl and I are out having a good time (eating, movie, just chilling, whatever) a handjob and nothing else is just a waste of everyone's time.

They hurt sometimes. Many girls feel like they use that grip strength that guys in handshakes use when they want to show how rugged they are. Sadly, the skin down there ... ow.

Spoiler

pretend ninja is serious, as is jumping between shadows while riding in a car

Holy whoa!

Spoiler

My car ride avatar was always a skateboarder.

 

[SolKane]

I have to agree. Though I'd argue that its either all or nothing. Either do it or don't but don't offer him oral sex only to go in the restroom and spit out.

For once in my life, let me get what I want. Lord knows it would be the first time.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

I tried to think of something to ask this thread, but realized I had nothing.

When me and my boyfriend have a problem, we talk about it :O It usually works out okay.

if me and my woman were having problems, we'd fake fight.
the makeup sex is so badass.

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Lady-GAF doesn't need this thread. You give men too much credit. We're not that complicated.

I'm probably the most complicated person I know, the women in my life included And I don't necessarily mean that in the positive or egoistic way, because then I'd use a word with more positive connotations, like "complex".

Granted I'm gay and have an androgynous personality besides, so I'm not really a typical example, but still.

 

[SmokyDave]

LadyGAF, please let us fellas tell you the solution to your problem rather than just listening, nodding and then swallowing the solution until it gives us an ulcer.

An ulcer.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

Also, ladies, if you're going to ask your man to do something, don't try and correct how he is doing it. If you ask him to clean the kitchen, don't hound him by watching his every move and be so quick to advise him on what he is doing wrong.

LadyGAF, please let us fellas tell you the solution to your problem rather than just listening, nodding and then swallowing the solution until it gives us an ulcer.

An ulcer.

And this. I understand sometimes you ladies just need to get something off of your chest and vent but realize that men are different than women in that when we hear about an issue our brain immediately goes into fix it mode. If you're someone we care about its almost impossible for us to just sit there without trying to offer ways to fix whatever problem is going on.

 

[xbhaskarx]

Is it wrong to want to live on your own?
No, it's not wrong but I must know
How can someone so young
Sing words so sad?
Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow
Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear
And don't go home tonight
Come out and find the one that you love
And who loves you
The one that you love and who loves you

 

[Aquavelvaman]

Finally a thread where men can complain to a disinterested female audience.

 

[SolKane]

Also, ladies, if you're going to ask your man to do something, don't try and correct how he is doing it. If you ask him to clean the kitchen, don't hound him by watching his every move and be so quick to advise him on what he is doing wrong.

Bigmouth strikes again, eh?

 

[Lionheart1337]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNdfdQvdVc#t=2m10s

But yeah, stillborn thread again?

 

[bluemax]

I have never heard of them before.



I'm not joking at all, and dumping something like this:



into the Girl-Gaf thread, I fear doesn't really raise this as a 'serious issue' much less anything but a crude 'instructional' post for shock value.

Real talk, you work down the street from me. Let's do lunch and I can introduce you to the Smiths and soon you will be singing the praises of Disintegration.

 

[Devolution]

All I can think of are perverted questions.

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

Finally a thread where men can complain to a disinterested female audience.

lololol

All I can think of are perverted questions.

Pretty much this. I'd rather not embarrass myself.

 

[Horse Detective]

LadyGAF, please let us fellas tell you the solution to your problem rather than just listening, nodding and then swallowing the solution until it gives us an ulcer.

An ulcer.

Every Fucking Time

 

[SolKane]

Finally a thread where men can complain to a disinterested female audience.

Think you mean uninterested, but yeah...

 

[Satch]

Finally a thread where men can complain to a disinterested female audience.

that's kinda what this is looking like so far

sorry guys



<3

 

[Aquavelvaman]

I'm afraid of identifying myself as a man on these boards because of all the creepy pm's I'll get.

 

[kottila]

I have never heard of them before.

Herecy! You will never attract the unsecure indiekids without being able to cite a Smiths-song

 

[GameplayWhore]

All I can think of are perverted questions.

The answer to those questions is always vegetable oil.

 

[DY_nasty]

Finally a thread where men can complain to a disinterested female audience.

Some say the same about the other thread. Either way, why is it bad?

They hurt sometimes. Many girls feel they use that grip strength that guys in handshakes use when they want to show how rugged they are. Sadly, the skin down there ... ow.

Its a bitch sometimes. And its not something you can coach most through either. You've got girls shifting from 1st to 3rd to reverse and all the while wrenching down like she's trying to get the last drop out of a bottle of ketchup.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

All I can think of are perverted questions.

This is NeoGAF.

 

[SmokyDave]

All I can think of are perverted questions.

Bring 'em on.

 

[Devolution]

Some say the same about the other thread. Either way, why is it bad?

Not bad, you might as well call this the ManGAF thread more than the advice thread, since I see less advice and more commiserating about teh wimmenz.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

another bold face lie men tell you ladies.
when a guy looks you in the eyes and tells you he doesn't watch porn to masturbate, nor does he masturbate.
he's lying to your face.

 

[ATF487]

Girl afraid
Where do his intentions lay?
Or does he even have any?

She said:

He never really looks at me
I give him every opportunity
In the room downstairs
She sat and stared
In the room downstairs
She sat and stared
I'll never make that mistake again

I'll never make that mistake again
I'll never make that mistake again

Boy afraid
Prudence never pays

And everything she wants costs money

But she doesn't even LIKE me!
And I know because she said so
In the room downstairs
She sat and stared
In the room downstairs
She sat and stared
I'll never make that mistake again

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

All I can think of are perverted questions.

You know what to do.

 

[Devolution]

Bring 'em on.

How do you feel about a finger up the ass when getting a blowjob?

 

[computers putin']

All I can think of are perverted questions.

You should ask anyway.

 

[jasonng]

WHY ARE YOU GUYS PROVOKING DEVO. I don't want to hear this shit.

 

[squidyj]

Herecy! You will never attract the unsecure indiekids without being able to cite a Smiths-song

Morrissey is a jackass but I still love The Smiths.

"I can smell meat" *WALKSOFFSTAGE*

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

WHY ARE YOU GUYS PROVOKING DEVO. I don't want to hear this shit.

She's a woman who has questions about the ins and outs of men and we have a duty to assist her.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

How do you feel about a finger up the ass when getting a blowjob?

 

[FallingEdge]

How do you feel about a finger up the ass when getting a blowjob?

I don't want anything up the ass.

 

[Kinyou]

How do you feel about a finger up the ass when getting a blowjob?

It tickles in the testicles.

 

[ronito]

All I can think of are perverted questions.

A general rule of thumb is: For a woman it's 90% technique 10% enthusiasm. For men it's just the opposite.