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[MikeOfTheLivingDead]

And another thing

You don't have to drop a fortune of money at Victoria Secret. Really, you don't. You can come to my run wearing nothing but a wife beater, gym shorts, flip flops, and a trucker hat and most guys will be just as happy. Save your money - buy a basketball jersey, watch your man hnnnng

Uh no.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

A general rule of thumb is: For a woman it's 90% technique 10% enthusiasm. For me it's just the opposite.

Yep. Amen to that.

 

[SolKane]

How do you feel about a finger up the ass when getting a blowjob?

If there's something you'd like to try, ask me - I won't say no, how could I?

 

[GameplayWhore]

Its a bitch sometimes. And its not something you can coach most through either. You've got girls shifting from 1st to 3rd to reverse and all the while wrenching down like she's trying to get the last drop out of a bottle of ketchup.

Ha! Hm, I wonder if it's the same thing with a dude. I mean, I'm pretty sure I'd be terrible giving a guy a handjob, too, even though I have a high success rate with the only guy I do it to.

Spoiler

duh, me

another bold face lie men tell you ladies.
when a guy looks you in the eyes and tells you he doesn't watch porn to masturbate, nor does he masturbate.
he's lying to your face.

No civilized man would say something like that. Hell, I don't think I know many girls who never watch porn or never masturbate. It's just such a blatantly human (and some other primates) thing.

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

Why do you like to constantly show us your penises in web chats?

 

[H.Protagonist]

This, among other reasons, is kind of why I think Girl-GAF thread should stay mostly for Girl-GAF.

It doesn't seem there's a whole lot of benefit to guys making crude drive-by posts simply because they know their audience is full of women.

I don't think there is either, but it still happens. :/

Finally a thread where men can complain to a disinterested female audience.

I laughed.

Real talk, you work down the street from me. Let's do lunch and I can introduce you to the Smiths and soon you will be singing the praises of Disintegration.

I do?

 

[akira28]

I'm afraid of identifying myself as a man on these boards because of all the creepy pm's I'll get.

I like the way you think. Also your previous comment had many humorous layers. Like a kit-kat bar.

 

[DY_nasty]

Uh no.

You're different than me then. Because there is absolutely nothing sexier than a woman wearing nothing but my college jersey.

Not bad, you might as well call this the ManGAF thread more than the advice thread, since I see less advice and more commiserating about teh wimmenz.

This is GAF

- but 2 things

1) not everyone here is a desperate, fiending, net jockey looking to post in a thread populated by wimmenz just to get quoted and tell their friends that they met someone new
2) ask. you might actually get something good out of it. I typically don't women for advice regarding relationships but people in the ladygaf thread did help me out a little when it came to my little sister

just sift through the bs like any other thread, eventually the shitty posters will go away (not a promise)

 

[SmokyDave]

How do you feel about a finger up the ass when getting a blowjob?

If you know where the prostate is, knock yourself (or preferably me) out. Although it can be quite 'forward' when initiated by a woman, it's usually a sign that you're dealing with a lady that knows her way around the bedroom.

 

[Horse Detective]

How do you feel about a finger up the ass when getting a blowjob?

I would probably laugh and say, "NO."

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

Why do you like to constantly show us your penises in web chats?

Those of us who aren't idiots don't do that.

 

[GameplayWhore]

How do you feel about a finger up the ass when getting a blowjob?

I had a girl randomly do it once. I could take it or leave it. But it's not at all bad to divert attention to other areas now and then. That's why guys don't just focus on the center and stay there when the whole time they're doing the opposite to girls. So I applaud your idea.

Why do you like to constantly show us your penises in web chats?

Those are bros. They're slightly different from men.

 

[FallingEdge]

Why do you like to constantly show us your penises in web chats?

I wonder about this too. Prolly for shock value and to show off the size of the coxxxxxxxx.

Seriously, no idea.

 

[reilo]

Why do you like to constantly show us your penises in web chats?

Because there's a 10% chance that it will be received positively. It's a numbers game.

 

[bluemax]

I don't think there is either, but it still happens. :/



I laughed.



I do?

Assuming you work at the XSeed HQ in Torrance, yes. I too am a big fan of Snow Crash!

 

[SmokyDave]

Why do you like to constantly show us your penises in web chats?

Because it's gorgeous and it won't look at itself?

Spoiler

This is a joke. Kinda.

 

[Devolution]

If you know where the prostate is, knock yourself (or preferably me) out. Although it can be quite 'forward' when initiated by a woman, it's usually a sign that you're dealing with a lady that knows her way around the bedroom.

What's the preferred method of doing it? Stealth pinky finger?

 

[Herpes Reasons]

Why do you like to constantly show us your penises in web chats?

its politics.
we do something nice.
you return the favor.

 

[DY_nasty]

How do you feel about a finger up the ass when getting a blowjob?

ask first. some dudes will flip

and then don't go telling your or his friends about it either even if he says it cool.

some dudes will flip

 

[Devolution]

Another question, if a woman told you she masturbated a lot, what would your first impression of her be?

 

[Count Dookkake]

How do you feel about a finger up the ass when getting a blowjob?

Not on a first date.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

Another question, if a woman told you she masturbated a lot, what would your first impression of her be?

That she was a woman who masturbated a lot, aka normal?

 

[H.Protagonist]

Assuming you work at the XSeed HQ in Torrance, yes. I too am a big fan of Snow Crash!

Are you in the industry or just happen to work in South Bay? And, you're one of the few to catch it. Nice to meet another N.S. fan.

 

[TommyT]

How do you feel about a finger up the ass when getting a blowjob?

Tongue it first to warm it up. Don't just go in rough. And even if you have small fingers and we're into it, don't ruin it by trying to stick in more than one.

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

And another thing

You don't have to drop a fortune of money at Victoria Secret. Really, you don't. You can come to my run wearing nothing but a wife beater, gym shorts, flip flops, and a trucker hat and most guys will be just as happy. Save your money - buy a basketball jersey, watch your man hnnnng

ITT everything women do they do to please men.

I like to feel beautiful/sexy just as much for my own self confidence as I do for any other reason.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

Another question, if a woman told you she masturbated a lot, what would your first impression of her be?

my first impressions would be how do you handle a massager and a penis at the same time.

 

[GameplayWhore]

Because there's a 10% chance that it will be received positively. It's a numbers game.

This is important. Even the sketchiest guy will get laid more often if he propositions many girls explicitly for sex at a club compared to the most amazing guy who only has the impulse to ask one for a dance. This is a very unfair thing from a male perspective, I suspect, but it is often true. Persistence is often more critical than other elements.

 

[computers putin']

Because there's a 10% chance that it will be received positively. It's a numbers game.

Thats the Allen Iverson approach; If you shoot the ball 20 times, you're bound to at least hit 5 or 6 shots.

 

[shadyspace]

Another question, if a woman told you she masturbated a lot, what would your first impression of her be?

"That's nice but I think I'll take that coffee to go now."

 

[GameplayWhore]

Another question, if a woman told you she masturbated a lot, what would your first impression of her be?

If she made a big deal about it? Poser.

Otherwise, if it somehow came out in random conversation, I'd consider it pretty normal but think in the back of my head that she might be interested in me, because she's talking about something generally regarded as rather personal.

 

[SmokyDave]

What's the preferred method of doing it? Stealth pinky finger?

No, lift the balls up towards the shaft with your 'off' hand and then trace a trail down there with the other hand. Be sure to keep slowly rolling the skin up and down his shaft to ease him up a bit because if you're the first to go there, he'll probably be tense.

Laughter and hungry eyes will get you everywhere. There's nothing like honestly believing that a woman is desperate to give you a blowjob, even if our rational minds would know better.

Another question, if a woman told you she masturbated a lot, what would your first impression of her be?

That she's open and secure in her sexuality. Great sign for the bedroom.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Another question, if a woman told you she masturbated a lot, what would your first impression of her be?

Marriage potential.

 

[bluemax]

Are you in the industry or just happen to work in South Bay? And, you're one of the few to catch it. Nice to meet another N.S. fan.

I used to work in the industry, trying to get back in. Right now I just happen to work in the South Bay.

If you know where Konami is it, I'm in the same area.

 

[TommyT]

Another question, if a woman told you she masturbated a lot, what would your first impression of her be?

This is either a good thing or bad thing, must get more information. If you use some big-honking toy, or some super strong vibrator then it's probably going to mean I have to do more work because you're (probably) desensitized and thus more work is bad for someone like me as I wanna please. However, it could correlate to a high sex drive, which I like.

 

[DY_nasty]

ITT everything women do they do to please men.

I like to feel beautiful/sexy just as much for my own self confidence as I do for any other reason.

Not what I'm saying at all. Things like that are a two way street.

But if someone thinks that the only way to set the mood for him is by dropping a small fortune on shit they see on movies, then they shouldn't have to be wrong all their life.

If it sets you off though, by all means go right ahead. No man is going to complain.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

No, lift the balls up towards the shaft with your 'off' hand and then trace a trail down there with the other hand. Be sure to keep slowly rolling the skin up and down his shaft to ease him up a bit because if you're the first to go there, he'll probably be tense.

Laughter and hungry eyes will get you everywhere. There's nothing like honestly believing that a woman is desperate to give you a blowjob, even if our rational minds would know better.

^5 it really is all about the expression of her appearing to truly desire it. That is as Ronito said 90% of what we look for.

 

[leadbelly]

Oh wait. So there is a manGAF advises ladyGAF now?

*lurks*

 

[TommyT]

Because it's gorgeous and it won't look at itself?

Spoiler

This is a joke. Kinda.

Do you get the "it's cute" thing too!?!?

 

[Anton Sugar]

Another question, if a woman told you she masturbated a lot, what would your first impression of her be?

...that she enjoys masturbating a lot and may have higher-than-normal sex drive?

 

[Kinyou]

Another question, if a woman told you she masturbated a lot, what would your first impression of her be?

Serious answer?

It would be nice to meet a woman who is completley confident with her sexuality.

 

[SmokyDave]

Do you get the "it's cute" thing too!?!?

Straight up, I get told that my penis looks like me. Heard it from 3 different women.

I have no fucking idea what it means. I look like a cock? Fair enough, I suppose

 

[computers putin']

Do you get the "it's cute" thing too!?!?

If a girl called my penis cute, I'd take it as an insult.

 

[leadbelly]

Another question, if a woman told you she masturbated a lot, what would your first impression of her be?

Did you film it?

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

web chats?

Found your problem.

 

[SolKane]

This is either a good thing or bad thing, must get more information. If you use some big-honking toy, or some super strong vibrator then it's probably going to mean I have to do more work because you're (probably) desensitized and thus more work is bad for someone like me as I wanna please.

Some girls are bigger than others.

 

[Devolution]

...that she enjoys masturbating a lot and may have higher-than-normal sex drive?

See similar answers, cool. There's just a lot of mixed messages for us about being so open about it.

 

[leadbelly]

See similar answers, cool. There's just a lot of mixed messages for us about being so open about it.

The closet seems to be already open to me.

 

[SmokyDave]

See similar answers, cool. There's just a lot of mixed messages for us about being so open about it.

I have male friends that feel threatened by women that masturbate or happily profess to owning toys but you're really not missing much if you miss those guys out.

I feel the same about women that would take issue with their boyfriends masturbating.

 

[Devolution]

The closet seems to be already open to me.

It's a cabinet. In the bathroom.

/creeper

Uh since I can't help myself, another question, what's something that made you go flaccid on the spot during sex or a blowjob? Or has it even happened?

 

[leadbelly]

It's a cabinet. In the bathroom.

/creeper

Uh since I can't help myself, another question, what's something that made you go flaccid on the spot during sex or a blowjob? Or has it even happened?

When a girl farts when you go down on them.