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Ducky_McGee said:
This feels weird because of real pic January. lolz

Alright. If I take your hands off of somewhere and put them somewhere else. Why is it that mid-sex you can't take a hint as to where your hands should go?
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1) We have pride and don't want to feel that we don't know what we're doing
2) Our attention span is short as is, its even shorter during sex
 
Ducky_McGee said:
This feels weird because of real pic January. lolz

Alright. If I take your hands off of somewhere and put them somewhere else. Why is it that mid-sex you can't take a hint as to where your hands should go?
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Some guys are slow on the uptake while getting it in. You may have to tell him outright.

He shouldn't throw a hissy fit and leave. If he does though, you may want to call the manufacturer.
 
Not really sure if you can't explain it (or maybe you can who knows) but what is it about a spread open pussy that drives men wild? I mean maybe it's me and just being indifferent to dick so I'm roadblocked when it comes to understanding genitalia fever.
 
Devolution said:
Not really sure if you can't explain it (or maybe you can who knows) but what is it about a spread open pussy that drives men wild? I mean maybe it's me and just being indifferent to dick so I'm roadblocked when it comes to understanding genitalia fever.
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Ever go to a party and no one greets you?

This is like the opposite.
 
Devolution said:
Not really sure if you can't explain it (or maybe you can who knows) but what is it about a spread open pussy that drives men wild? I mean maybe it's me and just being indifferent to dick so I'm roadblocked when it comes to understanding genitalia fever.
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Come on in friend!
 
Devolution said:
Not really sure if you can't explain it (or maybe you can who knows) but what is it about a spread open pussy that drives men wild? I mean maybe it's me and just being indifferent to dick so I'm roadblocked when it comes to understanding genitalia fever.
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No offense. But a roast beef sandwich isn't that sexually appealing
sorry for any meals I may have just spoiled

Some of you are painting men with a pretty wide brush, but I assume the same could be said if the tables were turned.
 
Devolution said:
Not really sure if you can't explain it (or maybe you can who knows) but what is it about a spread open pussy that drives men wild? I mean maybe it's me and just being indifferent to dick so I'm roadblocked when it comes to understanding genitalia fever.
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Absolutely nothing. Spreading vagina/asshole just makes me utterly aware that I'm looking at an orifice/organ, not something I want to put my dick in.

Is it painful? It doesn't look comfortable.
 
Devolution said:
Not really sure if you can't explain it (or maybe you can who knows) but what is it about a spread open pussy that drives men wild? I mean maybe it's me and just being indifferent to dick so I'm roadblocked when it comes to understanding genitalia fever.
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I don't enjoy seeing that at all. A spread open vagina is an ugly sight imo
 
Devolution said:
Not really sure if you can't explain it (or maybe you can who knows) but what is it about a spread open pussy that drives men wild? I mean maybe it's me and just being indifferent to dick so I'm roadblocked when it comes to understanding genitalia fever.
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Because it's an invitation of *enter here*. When the legs are closed its' more of cold, uninvited feeling.

edit: I interpreted it wrong methinks. I'm talking spread legs, not goatse-like vag spread.
 
See this is why I'm asking, I didn't realize there was a "vagina ain't even that nice to look at" section of straight dudes. Interesting.
 
Devolution said:
Not really sure if you can't explain it (or maybe you can who knows) but what is it about a spread open pussy that drives men wild? I mean maybe it's me and just being indifferent to dick so I'm roadblocked when it comes to understanding genitalia fever.
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I suppose it's a bit like the garden of eden for your penis. Might as well be a golden glowing light emanating from it and harp music.
 
Devolution said:
See this is why I'm asking, I didn't realize there was a "vagina ain't even that nice to look at" section of straight dudes. Interesting.
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Depends. Some girls have a really pretty vagina while others look a bit like something from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
 
Devolution said:
See this is why I'm asking, I didn't realize there was a "vagina ain't even that nice to look at" section of straight dudes. Interesting.
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Tough to explain, but the vagina by itself is not appealing. MOREOVER, if you are face up wide-open, I find it less appealing than ass up on all fours.
 
Devolution said:
See this is why I'm asking, I didn't realize there was a "vagina ain't even that nice to look at" section of straight dudes. Interesting.
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Wide open pussies and especially wide open asses are not that nice to look at for me personally. I don't even get the wide open gaping ass thing AT ALL...
 
Devolution said:
Not really sure if you can't explain it (or maybe you can who knows) but what is it about a spread open pussy that drives men wild? I mean maybe it's me and just being indifferent to dick so I'm roadblocked when it comes to understanding genitalia fever.
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You mean like when a chick spreads it wide open with her hands? No, thanks. All I can think of is "birth canal" when I see that.
 
Devolution said:
See this is why I'm asking, I didn't realize there was a "vagina ain't even that nice to look at" section of straight dudes. Interesting.
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Random vagina just out of the blue isn't doing anything for me. Its gotta be whole case type deal. Its an icing on the cake thing imo

laid out on the bed, giving me the comeandgetmeface, sex hair, and the pussy is out on a plate? hnnnnng

way better than just "check out my vagina dude! you ready?!?"
 
SmokyDave said:
LadyGAF, please let us fellas tell you the solution to your problem rather than just listening, nodding and then swallowing the solution until it gives us an ulcer.

An ulcer.
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This is a skill I need to work on. My ex would always tell me how bad I was at comforting her. You give me a problem, and I try and think of a solution. How am I supposed to know that you never want me to offer rational, helpful advice, ever?

I need to learn to keep my mouth shut sometimes.
 
Devolution said:
See this is why I'm asking, I didn't realize there was a "vagina ain't even that nice to look at" section of straight dudes. Interesting.
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First, let's clarify: you said spread open pussy, but I think some dudes thought you meant spread open legs.

Second, a vagina is far more beautiful, in general, that a penis. But yes, there are ugly vaginas. No one wants to stick their penis in Cthulhu's mouth.
 
Devolution said:
Not really sure if you can't explain it (or maybe you can who knows) but what is it about a spread open pussy that drives men wild? I mean maybe it's me and just being indifferent to dick so I'm roadblocked when it comes to understanding genitalia fever.
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Honestly a spread open pussy is pretty gross.
 
Anton Sugar said:
First, let's clarify: you said spread open pussy, but I think some dudes thought you meant spread open legs.

Second, a vagina is far more beautiful, in general, that a penis. But yes, there are ugly vaginas. No one wants to stick their penis in Cthulhu's mouth.
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Fair enough. I meant pussy, I can understand legs easily enough. I just never found genitalia all that appealing myself. Seems the gist of it is though that it's something enticing in the heat of the moment rather than just there on display without context.



FairyD said:
Pics?
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I feel like we're already toeing the line here, no need to post examples.
 
Anton Sugar said:
First, let's clarify: you said spread open pussy, but I think some dudes thought you meant spread open legs.

Second, a vagina is far more beautiful, in general, that a penis. But yes, there are ugly vaginas. No one wants to stick their penis in Cthulhu's mouth.
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I think in general an erect penis is far more aesthetically pleasing to the eye.
At least, given all the fallus symbols all over the world.
 
Some people like to see a bit of pink, and a two finger spread can manage that. Some people like to get gynecological with it, and that's when 'gape' comes into play. Some people get even freakier, with the pumps and the monsterfotzen, and the thing, with the thing. Guys don't all like the same things of course.

For most guys, I imagine it's a package deal. Meaning it's not the spread itself, but the woman doing the act.
 
Here's some advice: stop going whole hog with the shaving. Shit's passe. Keeping trim's cool, sure but I don't know too many guys anymore who are still about the clean shaven look.
 
Devolution said:
Fair enough. I meant pussy, I can understand legs easily enough. I just never found genitalia all that appealing myself. Seems the gist of it is though that it's something enticing in the heat of the moment rather than just there on display without context.
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That fucking cupboard man. I've got this image of you speaking from inside your cupboard. :D
 
this guy said:
This is a skill I need to work on. My ex would always tell me how bad I was at comforting her. You give me a problem, and I try and think of a solution. How am I supposed to know that you never want me to offer rational, helpful advice, ever?

I need to learn to keep my mouth shut sometimes.
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At some point, guys need to realize that women don't necessarily want someone to jump in and solve their problems for them. They want their man to comfort them and tell them things will be okay, not condescend to them by going "It's cool, now that I know about it, I can solve the problem that you couldn't." Because we all want comfort to some degree, it doesn't change just because the gender is different.

What you think is often helpful, rational advice can be EASILY interpreted, especially by someone in the thick of it, as a "I see you're too stupid to think of these obvious solutions, so I'm just going to repeat them to you." Don't do that. You think you're being Batman, throwing Batarangs at the problems from the shadows. She probably sees you as 50s Superman, saving Lois because she's being hysterical on top of a building.

Tell her everything will be okay, promise that if she wants your help, you can work through it together. Don't seem like you're disengaging from the problem, as the only other option to being overbearing in this situation is not complete ambivalence. Don't just go OH A PROBLEM WELL I WILL SOLVE IT *rips open shirt*, either.
 
shadyspace said:
Here's some advice: stop going whole hog with the shaving. Shit's passe. Keeping trim's cool, sure but I don't know too many guys anymore who are still about the clean shaven look.
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Disagree. If a girl wants me to give her oral regularly, then she'd better keep things very tidy down there. Shaved is a good option.
 
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