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[Harry Potter]

Where is the line drawn?

lap dance?
hand job?
a blowie?

 

[Trojita]

Anything the soon to be wife doesn't find out about.

 

[PhoenixDawn]

Line is drawn according to how trustworthy his friends that attend are.

 

[DarkKyo]

Up to but not limited to intercourse.

 

[SUPREME1]

Where is the line drawn?

lap dance?
hand job?
a blowie?

Nothing if he gets caught.

Everything if he doesn't get caught.

 

[Alucrid]

I dunno. Hermoine seems like she might not put out much, let Ron have his fun.

 

[MIMIC]

Lap dance. Shouldn't go further than that.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Anything.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Lap dance.

duh.

 

[Wthermans]

What would you want your fiancee to get away with during her bachelorette party?

 

[Stet]

How much can a guy get away with when he's engaged? It's the same.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Lap dance.

duh.

Yah beyond that you're just using the bro code to do some shady shit.

And stripper bachelor parties are so overrated.

What would you want your fiancee to get away with during her bachelorette party?

Also this.

 

[WedgeX]

What would you want your fiancee to get away with during her bachelorette party?

This.

 

[TheLastCandle]

Don't do it.

 

[GK86]

A line of coke, off the strippers butt.

 

[ivysaur12]

I dunno. Hermoine seems like she might not put out much, let Ron have his fun.

Perfect.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

You can literally get married to someone else entirely.

 

[entremet]

Sounds like the start of a beautiful, long lasting relationship.

 

[Aylinato]

Where is the line drawn?

lap dance?
hand job?
a blowie?

I don't see why you have to do any of that if you're committed to your future wife. It makes no sense unless the person really doesn't want to be with only the person they are engaged to. It's like the people who view they have to do this only get married because society dictates that we have to, and that they really don't want to except for all the 'excitement' of a wedding.

 

[Aesthet1c]

This thread is full of assholes. I wouldn't do anything you wouldn't want your future wife to be doing.

 

[Brofist]

Anything the soon to be wife doesn't find out about.

This, this and this.

 

[RBH]

What would you want your fiancee to get away with during her bachelorette party?

Yup.

 

[Orayn]

How much can a guy get away with when he's engaged? It's the same.

What would you want your fiancee to get away with during her bachelorette party?

These questions are the correct answer.

 

[Stet]

This thread is full of assholes. I wouldn't do anything you wouldn't want your future wife to be doing.

Pretty much. No reason why the bachelor party should have different rules than any other day.

 

[Hylian7]

I dunno. Hermoine seems like she might not put out much, let Ron have his fun.

It took me a while then I got the joke, perfect.

 

[DMeisterJ]

How much can a guy get away with when he's engaged? It's the same.

That.

If your bros cover for you getting a blowjob, realize her sisters could be covering for her getting finger-banged.

 

[Tears For Fears]

Anal masturbation?

 

[teruterubozu]

Wine tasting versus all out decadence - there's no in between

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

You should honestly find out what your fiancee is comfortable with, because I've seen some shit go down when there was some "miscommunication" before.

 

[Ultratech]

Nothing if he gets caught.

Everything if he doesn't get caught.

What would you want your fiancee to get away with during her bachelorette party?

Pretty much this. lol
Just some food for thought.

 

[Acheron]

Just the tip

 

[Buckethead]

If you're asking this question you shouldn't be getting married.

 

[Hawkian]

I dunno. Hermoine seems like she might not put out much, let Ron have his fun.

this is flawless

 

[demon]

I would say about as much as you would be comfortable with your fiancée doing at a bachelorette party. Can you get away with getting a blowie? Do you want your fiancée sucking off a male stripper at her party?

 

[akira28]

Just the tip

haw.

 

[freenudemacusers]

You should honestly find out what your fiancee is comfortable with, because I've seen some shit go down when there was some "miscommunication" before.

Yeah, and if you assume your bros won't crack to the wife hope they don't have girlfriends/wives who know the wife. Information will be transferred.

So basically don't be a dick.

 

[Harry Potter]

I'm actually not doing the typical Vegas/stripper bachelor party deal (houseboat with the friends on Lake Shasta) but I was just curious what the consensus on it is. One of my friends had a stripper put a lollipop in her snatch and then stuck it in his mouth. Besides being fucking disgusting I thought that was crossing the line.

 

[Rocket Punch]

I propose that if you have to ask this type of question you are not ready to get married.

 

[Devolution]

I don't get Bachelor parties and the female equivalent, didn't you stop being one years ago?

 

[Lambtron]

If you're asking this question you shouldn't be getting married.

This is exactly what I was going to post.

 

[Wthermans]

I'm actually not doing the typical Vegas/stripper bachelor party deal (houseboat with the friends on Lake Shasta) but I was just curious what the consensus on it is. One of my friends had a stripper put a lollipop in her snatch and then stuck it in his mouth. Besides being fucking disgusting I thought that was crossing the line.

Does your friend like the taste of herpes?

 

[freenudemacusers]

I'm actually not doing the typical Vegas/stripper bachelor party deal (houseboat with the friends on Lake Shasta) but I was just curious what the consensus on it is. One of my friends had a stripper put a lollipop in her snatch and then stuck it in his mouth. Besides being fucking disgusting I thought that was crossing the line.

lol your friend wasn't a certain gaffer was he?

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

"What would you be comfortable with your fiancee doing" isn't a great rule of thumb if it turns out she's less copacetic than you are about bachelor/ette party hijinks.

You gotta ask her. Just ask her if there are any ground rules.

 

[Alucrid]

I don't get Bachelor parties and the female equivalent, didn't you stop being one years ago?

I personally see it as one last night out with the bros. I probably wouldn't want strippers though, just go get drunk at a concert or something. If I want to be a loser a giant lan party with alcohol.

Does your friend like the taste of herpes?

Can wizards get STDs

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Where is the line drawn?

lap dance?
hand job?
a blowie?

 

[akira28]

HPV is real, and it's real possible that strippers who do extras could have it.

Bottom line, if you're about to get married, just enjoy your cherry vanilla ice cream, don't go looking for pistachio nut on your last day of "freedom".

 

[Devolution]

I personally see it as one last night out with the bros. I probably wouldn't want strippers though, just go get drunk at a concert or something. If I want to be a loser a giant lan party with alcohol.

And you can't do this while married?

 

[Ace 8095]

I'm actually not doing the typical Vegas/stripper bachelor party deal (houseboat with the friends on Lake Shasta) but I was just curious what the consensus on it is. One of my friends had a stripper put a lollipop in her snatch and then stuck it in his mouth. Besides being fucking disgusting I thought that was crossing the line.

That crosses the line for a whole other reason.

 

[freenudemacusers]

"What would you be comfortable with your fiancee doing" isn't a great rule of thumb if it turns out she's less copacetic than you are about bachelor/ette party hijinks.

You gotta ask her. Just ask her if there are any ground rules.

Well the thing is, you shouldn't have to ask, since at least from my perspective it isn't a free pass night, just a chance to chill with your braheims before the wedding night. I didnt need to ask the wife if it was ok if I got a special bachelor night blow job because I already knew the answer.

And you can't do this while married?

Of course, but for weddings you usually have out of town friends in the mix. At least for me, it was just a you're getting married party, not the reverse. But they did take me to several leather bars...

 

[toxicgonzo]

It's a bachelor party. There are no rules.

/sarcasm