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What can the groom get away with during a bachelor party?

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Harry Potter said:
I'm actually not doing the typical Vegas/stripper bachelor party deal (houseboat with the friends on Lake Shasta) but I was just curious what the consensus on it is. One of my friends had a stripper put a lollipop in her snatch and then stuck it in his mouth. Besides being fucking disgusting I thought that was crossing the line.
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What in the fuckity fuck? It's one thing to do something totally off the wall like that with someone you know, but a stranger? Gross.
 
Teh Hamburglar said:
Anyone else feel these threads are more about attention whoring rather than trying to get honest advice? A person who would already be unsure about such behavior seems as though hes already going to do what he wants to do. A GAFer, whom he has no attachment to or respect for, really isn't going to carry much weight with his final decision. But we play the game and pretend our posts matter.


Though I'd love to be proven wrong.
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i try to tell you guys

nobody listens to me
 
DeaconKnowledge said:
The majority of you are wrong.

The question is "What can the groom get away with, not what should the groom be able to get away with.

Only serious answer is anything.

Besides that, some of you are ridiculous. Consult the wife? WTF? Your best man controls the actions. He knows you, he knows what you'll put up with.
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You mean some people actually look at their partner as an equal in their relationship and want to consult him/her on what actions they are comfortable with? SIMPLY LUDICROUS!
 
Wthermans said:
You mean some people actually look at their partner as an equal in their relationship and want to consult him/her on what actions they are comfortable with? SIMPLY LUDICROUS!
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For a bachelor party, it is. Kind of defies the entire idea of the bachelor party.

Besides, if your best man arranges for you to plow a stripper and you don't want to, all you have to do is say "no". Radical concept I know.
 
Would say the look, don't touch rule applies if you want to have any chance of your soon-to-be wife staying with you in the situation she happens to find out what went on. That's for what SHOULD be the limit IMO, but what CAN be...yeah...better to be safe :P.
 
Me personally? Lapdance and I'd be fine with my fiance having one too at her bachelorette party. Anything more crosses a line in my mind as of right now, but that may change once I get with the girl I'm gonna marry.
 
ajim said:
Bachelor parties are stupid.

And you should not be able to do just anything you want because you're getting married, otherwise that nullifies the relationship built on trust etc up until then.

Get drunk with your mates, have a blast, look at some titties if you want.. but blowjobs? handjobs? Tha is ridiculous.
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It's a "last chance" to do something before you get married. It's like a symbol of what you're giving up, and promising to never do again.

If all you do at the party is look at naked boobies, then it means you're giving up the right to ever look at another woman's naked boobies. If you refuse to look at naked boobies, it means you're basically never going to think about a woman who's not your wife. If you get laid during the party, it means you're only giving up random sex, but just about everything else is still on the table and the husband won't consider himself a cheater if he goes to a strip club every friday with the guys from work.
 
Stet said:
Don't like the idea of infidelity justified by a ridiculous notion of "tradition" coupled by a heaping side of "bro code"? SHREW!
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No shit. I just don't get the point of marriage if that's how you're going to act. But whatever people do tons of selfish short-sighted shit then wonder why marriage is such a joke these days.
 
ruby_onix said:
It's a "last chance" to do something before you get married. It's like a symbol of what you're giving up, and promising to never do again.

If all you do at the party is look at naked boobies, then it means you're giving up the right to ever look at another woman's naked boobies. If you refuse to look at naked boobies, it means you're basically never going to think about a woman who's not your wife. If you get laid during the party, it means you're only giving up random sex, but just about everything else is still on the table and the husband won't consider himself a cheater if he goes to a strip club every friday with the guys from work.
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Whew, in that case I'll commit genocide on the night of my bachelor party so I can basically do whatever I want for the rest of my life.
 
Trying to imagine the replies there'd be on here if a guy posted a thread about having discovered his bride to be got fucked by a Chippendale type male stripper a night or two before the wedding.
 
Serious answer is 'anything no one else sees you enter the pathway to'. Now..what should you do? That's a different story. If you have to ask, maybe you should rethink the whole marriage thing.
 
ruby_onix said:
It's a "last chance" to do something before you get married. It's like a symbol of what you're giving up, and promising to never do again.

If all you do at the party is look at naked boobies, then it means you're giving up the right to ever look at another woman's naked boobies. If you refuse to look at naked boobies, it means you're basically never going to think about a woman who's not your wife. If you get laid during the party, it means you're only giving up random sex, but just about everything else is still on the table and the husband won't consider himself a cheater if he goes to a strip club every friday with the guys from work.
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are you serious
 
ruby_onix said:
It's a "last chance" to do something before you get married. It's like a symbol of what you're giving up, and promising to never do again.

If all you do at the party is look at naked boobies, then it means you're giving up the right to ever look at another woman's naked boobies. If you refuse to look at naked boobies, it means you're basically never going to think about a woman who's not your wife. If you get laid during the party, it means you're only giving up random sex, but just about everything else is still on the table and the husband won't consider himself a cheater if he goes to a strip club every friday with the guys from work.
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...you joking?

lol and satchwar you said this thread wouldn't be useful!


FStop7 said:
Trying to imagine the replies there'd be on here if a guy posted a thread about having discovered his bride to be got fucked by a Chippendale type male stripper a night or two before the wedding.
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well just wait until she gets a divorce and bulldozes a house with his money.
 
Aylinato said:
I don't see why you have to do any of that if you're committed to your future wife. It makes no sense unless the person really doesn't want to be with only the person they are engaged to. It's like the people who view they have to do this only get married because society dictates that we have to, and that they really don't want to except for all the 'excitement' of a wedding.
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sighh
 
ruby_onix said:
It's a "last chance" to do something before you get married. It's like a symbol of what you're giving up, and promising to never do again.

If all you do at the party is look at naked boobies, then it means you're giving up the right to ever look at another woman's naked boobies. If you refuse to look at naked boobies, it means you're basically never going to think about a woman who's not your wife. If you get laid during the party, it means you're only giving up random sex, but just about everything else is still on the table and the husband won't consider himself a cheater if he goes to a strip club every friday with the guys from work.
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Your "last chance" was before deciding to enter a monogamous relationship.
 
ruby_onix said:
It's a "last chance" to do something before you get married. It's like a symbol of what you're giving up, and promising to never do again.

If all you do at the party is look at naked boobies, then it means you're giving up the right to ever look at another woman's naked boobies. If you refuse to look at naked boobies, it means you're basically never going to think about a woman who's not your wife. If you get laid during the party, it means you're only giving up random sex, but just about everything else is still on the table and the husband won't consider himself a cheater if he goes to a strip club every friday with the guys from work.
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Anything goes. It is the last night before you get married. You best believe she is doing the same damn thing and she won't feel the least bit guilty about it. While you are getting a lap dance (often less than that) your future wife will be off blowing some stripper...or worse. You will never hear about it and her friends will never tell you because the ho code is stronger than the bro code. What? Someone had to say it. :P
 
My friends paid strippers at 3 different strip clubs to beat me on stage with a belt. It was retaliation for when I was best man for my best man.

Personally I don't frequent strip clubs that much unless everyone is going (this also usually includes the wife) but it was fun to have a "traditional" bachelor party of being insanely drunk and going to different bars/strip clubs.

And really why cheat on your fiance during the bachelor party? Unless you don't want to get married in the first place or stay with this woman at all.

Baron Aloha said:
Anything goes. It is the last night before you get married. You best believe she is doing the same damn thing and she won't feel the least bit guilty about it. While you are getting a lap dance (often less than that) your future wife will be off blowing some stripper...or worse. You will never hear about it and her friends will never tell you because the ho code is stronger than the bro code. What? Someone had to say it. :P
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You must not be married.
 
Baron Aloha said:
Anything goes. It is the last night before you get married. You best believe she is doing the same damn thing and she won't feel the least bit guilty about it. While you are getting a lap dance (often less than that) you future wife will be off blowing some stripper...or worse. You will never hear about it and her friends will never tell you because the ho code is stronger than the bro code. What? Someone had to say it.
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A Shining Example.
 
Baron Aloha said:
Anything goes. It is the last night before you get married. You best believe she is doing the same damn thing and she won't feel the least bit guilty about it. While you are getting a lap dance (often less than that) your future wife will be off blowing some stripper...or worse. You will never hear about it and her friends will never tell you because the ho code is stronger than the bro code. What? Someone had to say it. :P
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Are you married? Do you really believe your wife sucked another guy's dick the night before you were married? Do you talk to her about it?
 
ruby_onix said:
It's a "last chance" to do something before you get married. It's like a symbol of what you're giving up, and promising to never do again.

If all you do at the party is look at naked boobies, then it means you're giving up the right to ever look at another woman's naked boobies. If you refuse to look at naked boobies, it means you're basically never going to think about a woman who's not your wife. If you get laid during the party, it means you're only giving up random sex, but just about everything else is still on the table and the husband won't consider himself a cheater if he goes to a strip club every friday with the guys from work.
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I really need to stop assuming people with pony avatars are sensible.
 
ruby_onix said:
It's a "last chance" to do something before you get married. It's like a symbol of what you're giving up, and promising to never do again.

If all you do at the party is look at naked boobies, then it means you're giving up the right to ever look at another woman's naked boobies. If you refuse to look at naked boobies, it means you're basically never going to think about a woman who's not your wife. If you get laid during the party, it means you're only giving up random sex, but just about everything else is still on the table and the husband won't consider himself a cheater if he goes to a strip club every friday with the guys from work.
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AHAHAHA WOW.


Baron Aloha said:
Anything goes. It is the last night before you get married. You best believe she is doing the same damn thing and she won't feel the least bit guilty about it. While you are getting a lap dance (often less than that) your future wife will be off blowing some stripper...or worse. You will never hear about it and her friends will never tell you because the ho code is stronger than the bro code. What? Someone had to say it. :P
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Divorce. Who would want to be married to a ho like that?
 
DeaconKnowledge said:
You've got some really shitty friends if your fiancee finds out what happens at your bachelor party. Just sayin'.
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Yeah, because a friend is always a friend for life, no-one has ever lost a friend over time, or worse, had a friend turn into a real prick and enemy, nope, not ever.[/sarcasm]
 
Do they still have Chippendale dancers? I haven't heard of them in forever. I think the last time I thought about them was because of Chris Farley's SNL skit.


Oh...thats why I stopped thinking about them...
 
Orayn said:
I really need to stop assuming people with pony avatars are sensible.
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...um. Well, that one's all on you.

Teh Hamburglar said:
Do they still have Chippendale dancers? I haven't heard of them in forever. I think the last time I thought about them was because of Chris Farley's SNL skit.


Oh...thats why I stopped thinking about them...
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Had all the masturbation material stored up top, eh?
 
Baron Aloha said:
Anything goes. It is the last night before you get married. You best believe she is doing the same damn thing and she won't feel the least bit guilty about it. While you are getting a lap dance (often less than that) your future wife will be off blowing some stripper...or worse. You will never hear about it and her friends will never tell you because the ho code is stronger than the bro code. What? Someone had to say it. :P
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"Ho code."

Hahahaha, never heard that term before.
 
DeaconKnowledge said:
For a bachelor party, it is. Kind of defies the entire idea of the bachelor party.

Besides, if your best man arranges for you to plow a stripper and you don't want to, all you have to do is say "no". Radical concept I know.
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I can't say it is. But I'm open with my wife (and was prior to our marriage) about everything and genuinely want her approval since she looks to me for mine.
 
Osiris said:
Yeah, because a friend is always a friend for life, no-one has ever lost a friend over time, or worse, had a friend turn into a real prick and enemy, nope, not ever.[/sarcasm]
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I had a bitter falling out with a long time friend of mine, and he came to my bachelor party. Shockingly the wife still knows nothing.


Wthermans said:
I can't say it is. But I'm open with my wife (and was prior to our marriage) about everything and genuinely want her approval since she looks to me for mine.
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That's cool. Not saying you shouldn't. You can tell her if you want, all i'm saying is that it's silly to argue that hiding the events of your bachelor party from your wife isn't normal. That's the point of the bachelor party!

My wife knew there were strippers at my bachelor party, I didn't actively tell her shit.
 
ruby_onix said:
I honestly don't think I said anything crazy.
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Are you married? If so, what was your sacrifice on your bachelor night?


DeaconKnowledge said:
I had a bitter falling out with a long time friend of mine, and he came to my bachelor party. Shockingly the wife still knows nothing.
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so what did you stick your penis in that you are afraid of telling your wife about? does she assume you stuck your penis in something since you hold this as some grave secret?
 
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