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What can the groom get away with during a bachelor party?

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Kave_Man said:
The single guys would be the ones who ended up doing anything more with a stripper which would lead to some memorable stories to highlight the night.
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BTW, if you are having a bachelor party at least have 3 single guys in the group because the groom and every other taken guy can live thru their possible adventures

Also if your bride to be mentions her party was promised by her bridemaids as akin to something called the dancing bear, she is not to leave the house.
 
Im getting married in a month and im not even having one. Every one ive gone to is just a bunch of drunk fuckwits and it inevitably goes wrong. I organised one for a guy who I was best man for and he didn't make it to the first pub he was that drunk.

If you love your fiancee why would you see the bucks night as the last time you can cheat on her before you get married
 
Shawsie64 said:
Im getting married in a month and im not even having one. Every one ive gone to is just a bunch of drunk fuckwits and it inevitably goes wrong. I organised one for a guy who I was best man for once and he didn't make it to the first pub he was that drunk.
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You can control your own liquor intake so that shouldn't be a problem for you.
 
Dancing Bear is an exotic dancing franchise for bachelorette parties, birthdays, and other exclusive “girl’s night out” events, during which the aforementioned mascot strips naked and erotically dances; though it doesn’t end there, and I’m not talking about a mere lap dance, playful dick-tap to the forehead, or earnest “reach around.” These parties incur the indiscretions of full on fellatio and, sometimes, its terminate gesture the facial. Some of the more coy women have their friend next to them hold up a towel to block the view from others, a sort of prelude to the towel’s ultimate capacity. The bear, of course, is well endowed, STD free (one hopes and presumes), and of quality physical stature.
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Hot.
 
My bachelor party was going to Busch Gardens for a weekend with two of my best friends and riding roller coasters n shit. I appreciate that now because we never do stuff like that anymore.
 
There have already been plenty of eloquent posts on the matter, and I'm not saying anything new, but I'll throw my vote behind the "if you think a blowjob, sex or bit of diddling is cool just because it's a bachelor party, then marriage, much less monogamy, probably isn't for you" crowd.
 
MontTrain said:
Geez im glad you killjoy straight edges weren't at my party. Roller coasters and LAN parties. Way to live it up guys. :-p
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H.Protagonist said:
There have already been plenty of eloquent posts on the matter already, and I'm not saying anything new, but I'll throw my vote behind the "if you think a blowjob, sex or bit of diddling is cool just because it's a bachelor party, then marriage, much less monogamy, probably isn't for you" crowd.
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+1
 
macuser1of5 said:
I killed a hobo on my bachelor party.

Did not have sex with him though.
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You missed out on a hell of a time there.

This is actually why I'm not so big on marriage myself, bachelor parties and wedding ceremonies and all that other BS sell it as death. Marriage is practically coded as death and I do not want to die. I know that it doesn't have to be but still, it's a rather intimidating spectre.
 
Ripclawe said:
BTW, if you are having a bachelor party at least have 3 single guys in the group because the groom and every other taken guy can live thru their possible adventures

Also if your bride to be mentions her party was promised by her bridemaids as akin to something called the dancing bear, she is not to leave the house.
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*googles dancing bear*

oh hell naw son.
 
Instead of doing a bachelor party, I would use that money to go on a pre-wedding honeymoon. Somewhere amazing and fun with my soon to be wife.
 
Kave_Man said:
Maybe I'm just in a good group of friends. But the last few bachelor parties I've gone to the wives knew for the most part what was going down. They didn't care.

At most the guys would just get a ridiculous amount of lap dances. The majority of guys who came would buy a lap dance for the groom to be and just get him hammered beyond all belief.

The single guys would be the ones who ended up doing anything more with a stripper which would lead to some memorable stories to highlight the night.
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This.

I'm sorry but some of you guys and girls seem like prudes to me. No more strip clubs after marriage? Looking and no touching at a bachelor party?! hahaha wow.

I go to strip clubs when I feel I want or need to. Been in a relationship for a while and pretty much married without the paperwork. I've gone to strip clubs with the wife and it is fun and I dont mind it but it is not the same as being with just the guys.

And if we do plan a wedding and "bachelor" party in the near future. I would go with the whole rule of not doing anything I don't want my wife doing. So I would get lap dances all night and "touch and feel" all I want because that shit doesnt matter to me if she does the same. Now doing shit that can bring a disease into the house is just fucking bad and a big fuck u to your partner. So fuck trying to bang a stripper..What is the point of being married then?

So have fun but keep the clothes on.
 
Depends on the # of marriages it is for you.

#1 and you probably shouldn't do a whole lot more than maybe motor boat some stripper
#2 and you probably shouldn't do a whole lot more than get a quickie blow job from a stripper
#3 and you probably realize at this point it's not going to be for life so go ahead and do whatever you want.
 
ruby_onix said:
It's a "last chance" to do something before you get married. It's like a symbol of what you're giving up, and promising to never do again.

If all you do at the party is look at naked boobies, then it means you're giving up the right to ever look at another woman's naked boobies. If you refuse to look at naked boobies, it means you're basically never going to think about a woman who's not your wife. If you get laid during the party, it means you're only giving up random sex, but just about everything else is still on the table and the husband won't consider himself a cheater if he goes to a strip club every friday with the guys from work.
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Baron Aloha said:
Anything goes. It is the last night before you get married. You best believe she is doing the same damn thing and she won't feel the least bit guilty about it. While you are getting a lap dance (often less than that) your future wife will be off blowing some stripper...or worse. You will never hear about it and her friends will never tell you because the ho code is stronger than the bro code. What? Someone had to say it. :P
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Hey, just as long as you don't communicate what you did to the wife it'll be fine, right? Because not communicating things is why so many marriages last these days...

Or if you're that resentful about getting married, maybe you just shouldn't be getting married or having a monogamous relationship.
 
My wife was actually okay with me having sex at my bachelor party. It was being thrown by her brother and she knows he takes partying to another level. She also thought that since I had only been with a handful of women this would help stop me from "sowing my wild oats" later on in life. haha

I dwelled on this for 24 hours and finally said to her, "no, I would never do it. I could never do it."

"I know," she said, "That's why I said you could."

You bitch!
 
bengraven said:
My wife was actually okay with me having sex at my bachelor party. It was being thrown by her brother and she knows he takes partying to another level. She also thought that since I had only been with a handful of women this would help stop me from "sowing my wild oats" later on in life. haha

I dwelled on this for 24 hours and finally said to her, "no, I would never do it. I could never do it."

"I know," she said, "That's why I said you could."

You bitch!
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classic wife trick. Glad you chose wisely! :p
 
The whole point of a bachelor party is do shit your wife wouldn't approve of. Doesn't mean you have to go overboard with coke and hookers.

There is a fine line between being a fucking asshole and being fucking lame. I know guys who have abused privileges and guys who basically couldn't even have one because their significant other disapproved.

Just don't' call it a bachelor party if it's the same shit you would do on any other night.
 
bengraven said:
I'm still not 100% sure she was only testing me though.

At least that's what I'm thinking as I dwell and dwell and dwell on it when the lights are off and I'm staring at the ceiling.
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This is what makes it such a good trick. My wife did something similar when we we re just married, and I reacted the same way you did. I asked her about it a few years later, becaue I wasn't sure how much of it was a joke, and she just laughed at me.laughed wtf. :p
 
jmdajr said:
The whole point of a bachelor party is do shit your wife wouldn't approve of. Doesn't mean you have to go overboard with coke and hookers.

There is a fine line between being a fucking asshole and being fucking lame. I know guys who have abused privileges and guys who basically couldn't even have one because their significant other disapproved.

Just don't' call it a bachelor party if it's the same shit you would do on any other night.
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Fucking. A. Right. Been on both sides of the spectrum, from the lame to the badass. Go out and do shit you've always wanted to do, but don't do anything that would violate trust. Even better, don't do something you wouldn't do if you were married.
 
Harry Potter said:
I'm actually not doing the typical Vegas/stripper bachelor party deal (houseboat with the friends on Lake Shasta) but I was just curious what the consensus on it is. One of my friends had a stripper put a lollipop in her snatch and then stuck it in his mouth. Besides being fucking disgusting I thought that was crossing the line.
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Wtf? Never ever put your mouth anywhere close to a whore's snatch or around anything that has been in it.

Seriously what is wrong with your friend? Reminds me of this Bukakke vid I watche'd where the girl CLEARLY had the herpes virus, and a whole bunch of dudes were kissing her and eating her out before they dropped the load on her. It was disgusting.
 
Don't do anything that would hurt her feelings. What that is varies from person to person, but I would imagine it almost always includes any type of sex. I'm lame, I know.
 
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