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[Nocturnowl]

Kofi will never get over with his finisher or that clapping crap. Unlike the super kick, his finisher (forget the name) is just soooo easy to duck under that you expect it to miss, so when it does actually end up missing you're not surprised at all.

Kofi needs to re-invent himself. Maybe...you know...talk on the mic again? Get a heated feud going like his feud with Orton.

So no one likes the clapping? boo

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Not sure the finisher is a problem, it's like saying that Sweet Chin Music was crappy because if there was a stomping build up (or any finisher that has a setup like the AA or RKO) it had like a 95% chance of missing.
Reinventing himself is certainly a point I can agree with, but if WWE aren't going to give him any mic time...well he's kind of stuck, or alternatively he's stuck with a horrible cookie cutter face script to read from.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Primo and Epico are just boring as shit. They don't really have any characters or personality at this point. The entire focus of the team is getting over how hot Rosa is. Which is funny, because they weren't trying to do shit with her until those reports came out that she gave a blowjob to Michael Hayes. Afterwards she starts getting a push randomly as some kind of justification why they kept her and fired other women. The real loser in all of this is Kofi. He should be fighting for the US or IC title atleast or getting ready to move up to a main event spot on Smackdown.

 

[sonikokaruto]

"WWE has come to terms with Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne. We wish Kofi and Evan the best in their future endeavours."

just saw it on wwe.com, too

 

[canadian crowe]

Primo and Epico are just boring as shit. They don't really have any characters or personality at this point. The entire focus of the team is getting over how hot Rosa is. Which is funny, because they weren't trying to do shit with her until those reports came out that she gave a blowjob to Michael Hayes. Afterwards she starts getting a push randomly as some kind of justification why they kept her and fired other women. The real loser in all of this is Kofi. He should be fighting for the US or IC title atleast or getting ready to move up to a main event spot on Smackdown.

My problem with Epico and Primo, is that they made them look too much like the Guerreros. Why can't we have a masked tag team. They kind of did the Uso brothers right, they just don't use them properly.

 

[DMczaf]

Complain about Primo and Epico not having personalities.

Recommend Kofi for a push.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Say what you want, but Kofi has personality. They just don't do shit with the guy or involve him in any storylines even though he is crazy over with the crowd. Primo and Epico haven't shown anything. It's just two bland guys in the ring with no gimmick, personality, or reason for doing what they are doing.

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Hmm, odd title change.

Then again, we are talking about a company that booked a WM match at Fan Axxess.

 

[Chauncy Talon]

You know your tag belts don't mean shit when they change hands on a house show. :lol

What are you talking about? Tag Titles changed in Indianapolis all the time. The most famous one was when Diesel and Shawn beat the Headshrinkers for the tag titles right before Wrestlemania.

 

[Chauncy Talon]

Vince hates Savage and Ole Anderson, and they hate(d) him. He would never be included in the HoF.

"Vince McMahon hates my guts, and I don’t like him," Anderson said. "So that’s all there is to it."

Anderson continued, "To be a part of that, anyone with a brain knows who the first Four Horsemen were. It was me and Arn and Ric and Tully Blanchard, and J.J. Dillon was the manager. So if they don’t know that, they don’t know anything about wrestling anyway. So what’s the difference? Vince McMahon is never going to call me. I hate his guts just like he hates mine. It’s no big deal."

Link

I just read this a few seconds ago.

 

[Forkball]

Morrison and Miz beat Punk and Kofi for the Tag titles at a house show before. Poor Kofi, he's not even worthy of losing on TV.

 

[Professor Beef]

The Problem is that if Kofi were to get a little more serious, he'd fall flat.

Sure about that?

 

[Kaladin]

Sure about that?

Fast forward two years and see where that got him.

 

[DMczaf]

Are you ready for tomorrow night?

 

[Ithil]

What the hell is that?

 

[Seraphis Cain]

Man, Perez doesn't even look like a human being anymore.

 

[Kaladin]

What the hell is that?

Raw Is Hilton

 

[Judderman]

 

[Professor Beef]

Fast forward two years and see where that got him.

Still can't believe they never pulled the trigger on his push.

STUPID STUPID

 

[Data West]

Are you ready for tomorrow night?

Not sure who's manlier, Perez or Eve

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Maybe we'll get Hiltrolled, and it'll be all worth it.

 

[Chauncy Talon]

Are you ready for tomorrow night?

Who the hell is that guy?

 

[NihonTiger90]

That the closest Michael Hayes has been to tag belts since the early 90s

:lol

Also, is Perez Hilton even relevant anymore?

 

[Ithil]

:lol

Also, is Perez Hilton even relevant anymore?

He's being called to the WWE, do you even have to ask?

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Watching Royal Rumble stream, I hope whoever came up with Viscera's attire here got properly punished.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Watching Royal Rumble stream, I hope whoever came up with Viscera's attire here got properly punished.

His last appearance was in a bright pink jacket, apparently not

 

[Ultratech]

Perez Hilton? Uh...WTF?

Just what the hell were they thinking in bringing him in?

Besides, his head looks Photoshopped into that pic. lol

 

[Spider from Mars]

Perez Hilton? Uh...WTF?

Just what the hell were they thinking in bringing him in?

 

[ZeroRay]

Vince bought Perez in because he thinks all the hip young people love him.

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Perez Hilton? Uh...WTF?

Just what the hell were they thinking in bringing him in?

Minor social relevance.

 

[Chauncy Talon]

:lol

Also, is Perez Hilton even relevant anymore?

Who is Perez Hilton?

 

[Spider from Mars]

Minor social relevance.

Will he put pictures on the titantron of John Con and other wrestlers with MS paint jizz on their face?

 

[Kaladin]

Perez Hilton? Uh...WTF?

Just what the hell were they thinking in bringing him in?

Besides, his head looks Photoshopped into that pic. lol

This is the company that ran John Cena vs Kevin Federline once.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

It looks like his head is photoshopped on somebody else's body.

 

[NihonTiger90]

This is the company that ran John Cena vs Kevin Federline once.

Oh God, I remember that now. And weren't the crowds cheering on Federline?

 

[Spider from Mars]

This is the company that ran John Cena vs Kevin Federline once.

Not only did that, but Federline pinned Cena.

 

[ZeroRay]

Oh God, I remember that now. And weren't the crowds cheering on Federline?

Probably the only time he was a face.

And wasn't the original plan to get Eminem but he declined?

 

[Anth0ny]

when will jericho do his schtick

10:30 ish?

i'll tune in then. not interested in watching a show with perez hilton hosting.

 

[RBH]

Are you ready for tomorrow night?

Tony Schiavone: "We understand that the competition is going to have Perez Hilton on their show.

Huh.

That'll put some butts in the seats!"

 

[Chauncy Talon]

Are you ready for tomorrow night?

Looks like Vince has a new Vampire gimmick going on.

 

[Plywood]

TNA wishes they thought of calling up celeb blog runner Perez Hilton up for a show now.

 

[Data West]

Replaying WWE All Stars reminds me of the biggest flaw in it.

Mega Powers: 'Hey, let's stop beating up Animal and go after Hawk the entire time. He's the more talented one'
Animal: '*braindead*'

 

[Barack Lesnar]

Perez Hilton, are you serious? I can't fucking stand that guy. I'll never forget that video of him crying the day after Will I Am's body guard punched him in the face. He's the most horrible online bully ever and just a terrible human being.

 

[NihonTiger90]

Perez Hilton, are you serious? I can't fucking stand that guy. I'll never forget that video of him crying the day after Will I Am's body guard punched him in the face. He's the most horrible online bully ever and just a terrible human being.

Pretty much.

 

[Evening Musuko]

So Primo and Epico just won the tag belts at a house show in Oakland.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

I hope Raw opens with a 35 minute Perez Hilton promo and the ratings drop to negative numbers and cable box's across the country explode in supernatural pyro Kane-esque fashion.

 

[DMeisterJ]

Are you ready for tomorrow night?

http://www.wwe.com/f/ep/image/2011/09/20120113_raw_perezhilton_divas_c2.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

Eve looks like Michelle from Big Brother 10.

Anyway, tomorrow looks to be a snoozer with Perez there.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

So Primo and Epico just won the tag belts at a house show in Oakland.

Already been covered a few hours ago.

 

[Perspicacity]

So did someone in Air Boom get suspended/endeavoured?

 

[Plywood]

Air Boom needs to be repackaged as a pranksters, like they get the other wrasslers to fall on whoopie cushions and shit.

Million dollar idea, I know.

 

[Sokantish]

Air Boom needs to be repackaged as a pranksters, like they get the other wrasslers to fall on whoopie cushions and shit.

Million dollar idea, I know.

Man, you should apply to the WWE!