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That's okay, I changed my Facebook profile picture to the same image and one of my coworkers asked if it was my brother.
Note: I don't have a brother.
CHEEZMO
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I need to try this.
ShockingAlberto
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It is versatile.
The most adventurous I have ever been with bacon is dicing it up and mixing it in to scrambled eggs.
GameplayWhore
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All this chatter I missed about the chinese calendar made me do a little bit of lookup.
I learned last year about the elements that distinguish different twelve-year periods from each other. For instance, last year was the Metal Rabbit (for Easter, I wore one of those old Beavis and Butt-head "Death Metal" shirts and a pair of bunny ears to celebrate this), this year is the Water Dragon. The corresponding twelve-years-ago years were Earth Rabbit and Metal Dragon.
I'm a Wood Rabbit
. I was curious about the whole wood thing, and it turns out that Wood Horse is in 2014. This actually turns out to be really cool, as I go to a Burn every year where they ignite a massive wooden horse as the centerpiece event for the weekend. This information will have to be passed along.
Also, ITT, I learned that this group that I hang out with, which has a drug-use reputation, apparently does a shit-ton less drugs than the average clubgoer.
The abovementioned group are also massive bacophiles. Maybe it shouldn't be on everything, but the straight up best strata is a bacon cheese strata.
I learned last year about the elements that distinguish different twelve-year periods from each other. For instance, last year was the Metal Rabbit (for Easter, I wore one of those old Beavis and Butt-head "Death Metal" shirts and a pair of bunny ears to celebrate this), this year is the Water Dragon. The corresponding twelve-years-ago years were Earth Rabbit and Metal Dragon.
I'm a Wood Rabbit
and a Scorpio, the best James Bond villain who wasn't
Also, ITT, I learned that this group that I hang out with, which has a drug-use reputation, apparently does a shit-ton less drugs than the average clubgoer.
Tashi0106 said:
The abovementioned group are also massive bacophiles. Maybe it shouldn't be on everything, but the straight up best strata is a bacon cheese strata.
So far at work today this what I have done. I forgot about posting the pictures from Dave's challenge a while back, need to do that. Tonight is completely free, think I will watch old 80's movies, drink some beer and play some SotC.
lol
Time only goes slower when you do that.
Kitsunebaby
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Not everything but it works in a surprising number of both savory and sweet dishes. It also adds a pleasant crunchy texture and is very affordable, which is why I use it so often.
GameplayWhore
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This was the first thing I ever made with bacon on my own
last year
Are there any actual recipes or guidelines out there for making caffeinated bacon and baconated grapefruit?
ShockingAlberto
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So far at work today this what I have done. I forgot about posting the pictures from Dave's challenge a while back, need to do that. Tonight is completely free, think I will watch old 80's movies, drink some beer and play some SotC.
I should probably go do some articles or something but that would get in the way of me doing nothing.
haha.
Baconated grapefruit? You'd have to be a pretty hardcore bacon fanatic to be into baconated grapefruit, as you put it.
I'm just makin an observation. I'm muslim so I don't eat pork but it has always grossed me out. Like, I've come close to barfing at the sight and smell of bacon lol
.la1n
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Not quite sure why I am in a hurry to get home, nothing to do there. Clean I suppose? Who wants to clean, not this guy. It's like I'm stuck in limbo - work is slow and dull today but being at home has the possibility of being equally dull and slow BUT with beer.
I've never tried a bacon doughnut before. It just sounds so wrong to me. It is like putting pineapple on pizza, it's just wrong.
Pineapple, for instance, I have separated in my mind as part of a dessert. If you get my meaning.
No doughnut tastes better than these in my opinion.
Pineapple, for instance, I have separated in my mind as part of a dessert. If you get my meaning.
No doughnut tastes better than these in my opinion.
I've never tried a bacon doughnut before. It just sounds so wrong to me. It is like putting pineapple on pizza, it's just wrong.
Pineapple, for instance, I have separated in my mind as part of a dessert. If you get my meaning.
No doughnut tastes better than these in my opinion.
I'd eat those if they'd find a way to cover the filling hole. My warped mind thinks it looks like an abused butthole and I wont put my lips to that.
never again
Dude, tonguing the filling hole is one of life's secret pleasures.
I didn't know! My friends and I had this conversation on religions and how they don't eat pork. The topic came when we were talking about Jewish practices and what is kosher. The reason behind why of all meats pork will never be kosher because the pig is an animal that would eat its own feces. Perhaps that's the wrong reason but we couldn't figure out why not pork other than it being a long practicing tradition.
I'm curious why you are already grossed out by the thought of pork. I get that you're muslim but that doesn't explain your repulsion.
ShockingAlberto
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Alternatively, start drinking at work.
lol
The worst thing about those is you always manage to get the jam on your clean white shirt. It's the price you have to pay for awesomeness though.
I can't really explain it. I'm a real picky eater and a lot of what I eat is determined by smell, looks and textures. It's just the way I am, for better or for worse. Which is really suprising too because I'm a big guy. Lol
In other news, Let's go Giants!
.la1n
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You know...I have actually done that. It wasn't near as fun as you'd imagine.
Pineapple is the best thing that ever happened to pizza.
H.Protagonist
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All I have for eating today is cereal that I've poured into a styrofoam cup, so these pictures bring me great joy... and great sadness.
This is very nice.
This is also very nice.
Home + beer + music > dull, dull work
P.S. If you add fire to this equation it gets even better.
This is very nice.
I've never tried a bacon doughnut before. It just sounds so wrong to me. It is like putting pineapple on pizza, it's just wrong.
Pineapple, for instance, I have separated in my mind as part of a dessert. If you get my meaning.
No doughnut tastes better than these in my opinion.
This is also very nice.
Home + beer + music > dull, dull work
P.S. If you add fire to this equation it gets even better.
ShockingAlberto
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Some people really like conflicting tastes.
I have a friend who won't eat apple pie without cheese.
I have a friend who won't eat apple pie without cheese.
That's a localized taste from... New England I think? Hell if I know. But it's disgusting.
It's usually not even a good cheddar either.
Monsters.
If you want a Pie that is sweet with a bit of a savory flavor eat a Mince Meat Pie for god's sake. Don't put cheese on a perfectly good Apple Pie.
Usually a slice of American. Terrible.
Silphonica
Banned
I got the job. Was an open group interview with about 30 people. When they found out a bit about me I started getting sexy looks from one of the chicks that already works there.
.la1n
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P.S. If you add fire to this equation it gets even better.
I am well known in this area as the guy you always ask to set things on fire at parties. Basically what this story boils down to is there will probably be fire later.
ShockingAlberto
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Hooray!
H.Protagonist
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I knew I could count on you.
Niiiice. Are you prepared to sleep your way to the top?
Silphonica
Banned
Danke.
Yaaaay!
Of course, if it means being able to leave my other job, I'm already on it.
ShockingAlberto
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I went to a friend's birthday party once where a guy set an old mattress on fire in the backyard.
Now I have suspicions that this guy was you.
Double-stealth brag!
Congrats Soru.
In other news..... Sharing is Caring Part Deaux. I'm at home and bored, so I started going through old pics.
A picture of me at almost 2, in San Francisco with my father behind me. My mother said that I had only been walking for a little bit and refused to be carried anywhere.
Up Next...
Me at 12 going to Sea Cadets. Kind of like Boy Scouts but done by the Navy.
Further down the line...
Me at about 23 posing with my good friends Drew and Bob. I was the one sitting on their laps.
Next, me, super skinny at age 19 when I got my Jeep and took it off roading for the first time. Justin Beiber aint got shit on that hair!
Finally. How this gorgeous woman decided to settle down with a freak like me, I'll never know. This is my wife and I last year at Lake Havasu.
In other news..... Sharing is Caring Part Deaux. I'm at home and bored, so I started going through old pics.
A picture of me at almost 2, in San Francisco with my father behind me. My mother said that I had only been walking for a little bit and refused to be carried anywhere.
Up Next...
Me at 12 going to Sea Cadets. Kind of like Boy Scouts but done by the Navy.
Further down the line...
Me at about 23 posing with my good friends Drew and Bob. I was the one sitting on their laps.
Next, me, super skinny at age 19 when I got my Jeep and took it off roading for the first time. Justin Beiber aint got shit on that hair!
Finally. How this gorgeous woman decided to settle down with a freak like me, I'll never know. This is my wife and I last year at Lake Havasu.
H.Protagonist
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.la1n
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You know I have set quite a few old mattresses on fire, a couple satellite dishes, basically everything known to man that is flammable or can be made so. Odds are, it was me.
You know I have set quite a few old mattresses on fire, a couple satellite dishes, basically everything known to man that is flammable or can be made so. Odds are, it was me.
Are you from Boulder CO perhaps?
Lived in Boulder for about 3 months and it seemed like every week there was something that people would riot over, so the city banned having couches on porches because the rioters would go around, pull the couches off the porches and set them on fire in the middle of the road.
Lost many a good couch that way.
Silphonica
Banned
You've not really seen much of my posts, when something good happens to me, I don't stealth-brag. I just brag.
Perfect!
Dave, tell your wife I said hi!
ShockingAlberto
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You know I have set quite a few old mattresses on fire, a couple satellite dishes, basically everything known to man that is flammable or can be made so. Odds are, it was me.
You'd love being in England on Guy Fawkes' Day.
Human X-Seed Protagonist! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth!?
Also la1n, I'd join you with a cold brew but I'm going to be good today. Not sure if I'd ever participate in your arsonist hobbies though.
.la1n
Member
Nah I never took anything that wasn't offered to me as a sacrifice.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Dave, tell your wife I said hi!
lol. I'll do that and report back the results =)
H.Protagonist
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Congrats Soru.
In other news..... Sharing is Caring Part Deaux. I'm at home and bored, so I started going through old pics.
Finally. How this gorgeous woman decided to settle down with a freak like me, I'll never know. This is my wife and I last year at Lake Havasu.
You guys look great together, and your wife is gorgeous. Nice score!
My mother would high-five me if she were here. She was a young mom, so she's more like a sister in many respects. A very non-prudish, says-what-she-damn-well-wants sister...
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