You can buy an reusable enema bag or one of Fleet's clensing products. Both are incredibly inexpensive, and Fleet has this aloe non-laxative thing that I like to stock up on.
Right. More than a few gay men don't even do anal.
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You can buy an reusable enema bag or one of Fleet's clensing products. Both are incredibly inexpensive, and Fleet has this aloe non-laxative thing that I like to stock up on.
Right. More than a few gay men don't even do anal.
Your user name is the answer to the question all on its own. Hahaha
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Deleted member 30609
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Maybe in porn.
Just go at your own rate and do what you feel comfortable with. It's not really a science. If you're stressing out about sex then you're missing the point, entirely.
Mystic Theurge
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IIRC constant douching isn't healthy. It messes with the natural bacteria or something.
SpaceBridge
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Honestly, unless your a professional porn star, youre occasionally going to encouter 'stuff'. Afterall your pumping a hole in reverse... Using condoms will help that too.
You're right, you shouldn't use a saline enema more than once per week. It's a laxative, so that makes sense. Fleet claims you can use their Naturals product daily if you wanted to, because it's just water with some aloe in it. However, you shouldn't go overboard with any "cleansing" method, be it fiber or pumping your butt full of water everyday.
The Abominable Snowman
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Hahaha, These things are always great.
Also one I encountered earlier today:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=eNzjySGRqmY
My fag hag coworker made it a point to take over my computer and show me her boyfriends facebook and her ex husbands facebook. Then afterwards she started asking me if I'd fuck them or let them fuck me. or if I think they are more of a top or bottom.
Then in ultimate disrespect... she asked me if i was in a threesome with them two, who would do what.
I.. I was too through with the convo, and am still perturbed, but this vid made me see the humor in it
RatskyWatsky
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Well, would you? ;p
Ollie Pooch
In a perfect world, we'd all be homersexual
Speaking of husbands, our new neighbour is so fucking sexy. He's always shirtless and waves to me as i come down the stairs out the back. Which, obviously means he wants to fuck me.
I KNOW THE SIGNALS.
I KNOW THE SIGNALS.
SpaceBridge
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Since when?
SpaceBridge
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Dont get how one leads to the other though?
DR2K
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Fuck buddies if I find them hot, but really just want more gay friends than anything else.
I have absolutely zero interest in a relationship at this time, dumped a guy a few days ago. He wanted to go further, I just wanted sex. The sex was terrible, so I saw no reason to continue anything. Friendzoned though, so it's all good. Yes Gaygaf, I'm that guy.
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Show of hands, who's surprised by the content of the above post. No one? Ok.
Ollie Pooch
In a perfect world, we'd all be homersexual
Sorry, I meant our neighbours husband. Lol. He's a married DILF with kids.
And before anyone think's I'm insane, I was joking about the waving = fucking part.
The Abominable Snowman
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I made the mistake of saying I'd 'talk to" her current BF, then she showed me her ex husband and asked if her current was an upgrade. I lied and told her that he was. Her ex was everything. Her current BF has height, and id consider, but he has nothing on her ex.
Either way theyve been in her so thats a big mental no.
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
bwahahaha
SpaceBridge
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Didnt you just post a week ago that you wanted a boyfriend?
Youre certainly having the stereotypical gay coming out phase.
edit: Also, guys on Grindr are upset cuz they cant date you? Like on Grindr? They would rather get to know you, get connected to you, have some fun experiences instead of just cumbuckting you and thats a problem? Odd, I thought thats what Grindr was for.
DR2K
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Yeah and when I got the opportunity I realized I didn't want it. Just don't have time to commit to anyone, wouldn't be fair.
I also might end up dancing on tables in a few months too. . .
Seriously considering it though, I just don't like touching fat or ugly people
Hey my profile says I'm looking for friends to chat with. With just a picture of my face. Not my fault they suck at reading.
Yeah. But he also said that he didn't have time for one. So maybe that's why he's not interested. And yes to the second thing, but that's not so bad. Luckily, we all slow down eventually.
DR2K said:
I don't know about the places around you, but that's, IMHO, incredibly sketchy (and I'm far from a prude). Especially for someone that's new to all this.
SpaceBridge
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Or turn into those old lonely trolls who still go out to "party" or have fun at the baths and remember the old times when they were young, fit and wanted.
SpaceBridge
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You should change it so that they know you want to fuck not be friends. Thats alot more honest dont you think?
DR2K
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It really is black and white with you, lol.
I'm a few punch holes away form filling out my whore card. In all seriousness, I'm just teasing for the most part.
Sure but for most guys it's the friend-zone, so not totally honest.
SpaceBridge
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Dude, I dont make up these things. This is what life is like for alot of gay men. its a lonely, sad place.
DR2K
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According to whom?
SpaceBridge
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Noone, forget it.
dragonlife
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SB, what was the artist's site for those drawings? I forgot.
SpaceBridge
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Nickie Charles is the artists name.
dragonlife
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Haha at that GIF. And thanks for the name, SB.
SpaceBridge
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No prob, did you find the site?
heres the link: http://nickieryhmeswithhickie.blogspot.com/?zx=933547626bb72cd3
dragonlife
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Yeah, I found the site. Thanks. I thought there was a new drawing and wanted to see it, but I realized yours was just an uncolored one of an existing piece. The one with Jigglypuff, right?
SpaceBridge
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Yup. He does have some new stuff on his Facebook page though
dragonlife
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FB? Bah. I guess I'll check them out.
Also, does anyone have Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition on PC? Would be fun to play with some GayGAFfers.
Also, does anyone have Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition on PC? Would be fun to play with some GayGAFfers.
SpaceBridge
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I picked up RE5 Gold Edition. i have a date with Sagi to play it, but wouldnt mind some others as well.
lordfroakie
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SpaceBridge
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We should all get RE6 and play online coop
Cant wait until the Leon and Chris sex scene
The Broken Ska Record
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Dragonlife made me get RE5 for PC, so I could always be persuaded to play it there.
dragonlife
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You and me are getting RE6 PC day one
lordfroakie
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SpaceBridge
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mmm Speaking of RE, reserved revealation today
did that yesterday
Ooooh, me! Pick me!!
I don't really see something terribly wrong in what he's doing..? I might have missed it but if he has recently come out then I understand how he feels. I understand but I was completely the opposite, lol. When I wasn't out I was more flirty online, then I came out and I just wanted a partner. And basically months later I met him.
I think everyone's different, and nothing wrong with a little safe fun. It's not like he's hiding his motives or anything (only for that one guy, if I'm not mistaken?).
Btw, I don't understand the expression with tables? I'm not from an English-speaking country.
I think everyone's different, and nothing wrong with a little safe fun. It's not like he's hiding his motives or anything (only for that one guy, if I'm not mistaken?).
Btw, I don't understand the expression with tables? I'm not from an English-speaking country.
Time to play catch-up with all you hookers...
/disgruntled Libra
It was also memorable because I met Juliet (from Lost) at LAX on the way home. We were on the same flight! '^_^
She was SO nice!
And YAYYY! Amazon left a new LEGO set on my doorstep. Happy happy, joy joy!!
Are you fucking serious?! I don't have a single dimple. Utter BS.
/disgruntled Libra
Oh, I'd tell you to have fun, but that ain't gonna be a problem. Trust me. Went on a gay cruise a while back and would definitely do it again. Nude sunbathing, underwear party, nekkid hot tubbing under the stars. (There were some clothed activities, too, I think.)
It was also memorable because I met Juliet (from Lost) at LAX on the way home. We were on the same flight! '^_^
She was SO nice!
Or fuck, then be friends. Some tricks turn out to be pretty cool. Wish they were all like that.
Never seen his stuff before. I like. Does he do anything without schlong?
And YAYYY! Amazon left a new LEGO set on my doorstep. Happy happy, joy joy!!
dragonlife
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Phonomezer
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Soooo totes jealous, I love her!
The Broken Ska Record
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You and me are getting RE6 PC day one
Unless the PC version doesn't come out day and date with the consoles. I need that shit ASAP.
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