In case anybody's vaguely interested, these are the cards I put together and printed up for my local gaming/wrasslin' trio.
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It's two games (each of those above links are identical, just in a different format):
The first game works like the GAF Rumble. People draw numbers randomly (in this case, it's the three of us versus "Nobody". Nobody gets one-quarter of the entrants. The Omega cards have nothing to do with Kenny. They're a sort of wild card which you can use to randomly grab one card from another player's (or Nobody's) decks from a selection of numbers that have not yet come down. That way, if you somehow picked numbers 1 through 6 and they already got eliminated, you still have a chance to be in the game. Winner is, of course, the number who wins.
The second game is just a "play the card when this happens or when name on card enters" thing. All the cards are equally dealt out at the beginning, and the player who plays the most cards wins.
I have no idea what the winner actually wins, but this'll still be more fun than just watching the Rumble sans distraction.
Oh, and the margins are shifted 0.3" to the right because my printer is spewing Magenta on the far left edge of the page due to some sort of toner malfunction, agitated possibly by one of the researchers here confusing contact cleaner with air spray. Also, the empty cards are in case I think of additional tropes or somewhat likely (or not at all likely but just amusing to have in a deck) surprise entrants but don't have access to a printer.