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[Phonomezer]

Bitches step back.

That hideous little cretin Caca will be all ears, notepad in hand when this latest cultural epoch hits faster than shit down Xtina's legs.

 

[Dr. Malik]

Bitches step back.

That hideous little cretin Caca will be all ears, notepad in hand when this latest cultural epoch hits faster than shit down Xtina's legs.

It looks like she is taking a dump and then is relieved after it comes out

 

[Phonomezer]

...

...lol, it does.

Reverse it and it looks like she's going through the stages of taking it up the arse.

 

[Keylime]

Madonna actually looks somewhat decent in that last panel...weird.

 

[Snakeyes]

It'll be interesting to see if Madonna still has it.

 

[Always-honest]

Madonna actually looks somewhat decent in that last panel...weird.

Just a shitload of photoshop and daisy duck lips. Madonna does not look decent these days

 

[Phonomezer]

MDNA teaser: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npzcezjGMTg&feature=player_embedded

lol M.I.A. <3

Just a shitload of photoshop and daisy duck lips. Madonna does not look decent these days

She looks fine

 

[dvdjamm]

As long as she keeps her arms covered

 

[Always-honest]

MDNA teaser: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npzcezjGMTg&feature=player_embedded

lol M.I.A. <3





She looks fine

That's not hoe she looks naturally

 

[Go319]

first look!

 

[y2dvd]

She looks good in these screenshots. Colored me surprised.

 

[Log4Girlz]

It looks like she is taking a dump and then is relieved after it comes out

That somehow made those pics even sexier.

 

[Kyon]

The Queen has returned to show the basic girls how it's done

 

[FoneBone]

Really pushing the Toni Basil thing, I see...

 

[Damon Bennet]

I dont think it sucks, I prefer it to everything she has done in the past few years.

and she really reminds me of kate winslet in those pic.

 

[Koodo]

I've been listening to a lot of Ray of Light lately. I'm doing a little prayer that William Orbit salvages the album from being a M-E-S-S.

Bitches step back.

That hideous little cretin Caca will be all ears, notepad in hand when this latest cultural epoch hits faster than shit down Xtina's legs.

Hmm...

 

[Souldriver]

I have a feeling this album won't be for me. Nicki Minaj? M.I.A.? Yeaaah, not a fan of either really. And Martin Solveig doesn't make bad music, but his songs never really stand out for me. It's all very happy poppy stuff.

The inclusion of Benni Bennassi and William Orbit are interesting though. Especially the latter did wonders with Ray of Light.

Gonna keep my eye on this album, and see how it turns out.

 

[Ken Masters]

why couldn't she just make Confessions on a Dance Floor pt 2?

 

[CornBurrito]

Is it something like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGvVOun_7kU

 

[Pacbois]

Oh, Martin Solveig... Well at least it's not Guetta...

 

[Dr. Malik]

first look!

Ugh, high school. Can someone remind her what her age is? Having MIA and Minaj doesnt make you look younger

 

[Koodo]

I have a feeling this album won't be for me.

You or anyone else, sis.

The world is not here for Madonna to deliver Hard Candy v2. You think the Sticky & Sweet Tour broke records due to Hard Candy? People probably went on bathroom breaks when songs from that album came on.

Flavour of the month music should be left for flavour of the month artists.

Honestly, choice of producer isn't even an excuse. Spears managed to get fresh new material out of Dr Luke (which he then regurgitated all over Rihanna's last album). That Madonna didn't get something new out of Martin Solveig, but instead got a b-side Avril song is just... ugh.

 

[Jaxter09]

They went overboard with the photoshop; I think people know that Madge isn't 21 years old anymore.

 

[SaintZ]

I... KINDA like it? I mean it's sort of catchy... and it does sound like The Best Damn Thing/Hey Mickey. I'm not sure I can get behind Madge dancing around with cheerleaders in High School though.

 

[Souldriver]

You or anyone else, sis.

The world is not here for Madonna to deliver Hard Candy v2. You think the Sticky & Sweet Tour broke records due to Hard Candy? People probably went on bathroom breaks when songs from that album came on.

Flavour of the month music should be left for flavour of the month artists.

Honestly, choice of producer isn't even an excuse. Spears managed to get fresh new material out of Dr Luke (which he then regurgitated all over Rihanna's last album). That Madonna didn't get something new out of Martin Solveig, but instead got a b-side Avril song is just... ugh.

I keep hoping that the demo sounds severely worse than the actual single...But who am I kidding though.

I want to be pleasantly surprised, but I fear everything you've said will become truth. If this is ends up being Hard Candy pt. 2, I'll be a sad panda.

 

[Phonomezer]

first look!

Beautiful.

Unlike some other more REDUCTIVE performers floating around lately /alexiscarrington.jpg

 

[neojubei]

The Queen has returned to show the basic girls how it's done

hmmmm. yes.

I've been listening to a lot of Ray of Light lately. I'm doing a little prayer that William Orbit salvages the album from being a M-E-S-S.



Hmm...

That sort of reminds me of lady gaga.

 

[royalan]

You or anyone else, sis.

The world is not here for Madonna to deliver Hard Candy v2. You think the Sticky & Sweet Tour broke records due to Hard Candy? People probably went on bathroom breaks when songs from that album came on.

Flavour of the month music should be left for flavour of the month artists.

Honestly, choice of producer isn't even an excuse. Spears managed to get fresh new material out of Dr Luke (which he then regurgitated all over Rihanna's last album). That Madonna didn't get something new out of Martin Solveig, but instead got a b-side Avril song is just... ugh.

Agreed.

Yeah, I'm not checking for this. You'd think that if Madonna wanted to keep making albums at this point in her career, she'd at least get producers to make music that's uniquely her; but this song sounds like something Avril Lavigne refused to record.

 

[Discotheque]

I hope Nicki Minaj turns around in that video

that's about all I have to say on this one.

 

[Rocket Punch]

It was nice for Christina to paint the carpet red to make way for the Queen.

 

[Dr. Malik]

Messy gif

 

[Kaladin]

I still would.

 

[Buckethead]

Hmm, sounds interesting.
I hope MDNA is good.

Hopefully Madonna eats something too. Jeez gurrrrl.

 

[Zaptruder]

Dear 53 year old Madonna.

You are now 53 years old. Please have the decency to age gracefully and leave the sluttin' up and ho'in up of songs to desirable 20-30 year old women.

Contrary to what you may possibly think, you're not been percieved as an empowering figure for middle aged and older women. Nor are you been cleverly ironic by reprising your former roles as the industry sex symbol.

If you feel that's all you have in you artistically, it's best for you to retire and enjoy your time off.

Respectfully,

A former fan who still likes your classics - like 'Rain.'

 

[Discotheque]

Can we drop this boring generic electro-pop bullshit already and move on to Dancehall? I thought Rude Boy would usher it in but nooooo

 

[Koodo]

It was nice for Christina to paint the carpet red to make way for the Queen.

 

[Ken Masters]

never forget

 

[Koodo]

never forget

Never ever forgetting.

"Sorry" added a couple of years to my lifespan, of that I'm sure.

 

[Souldriver]

http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/m/madonna/album-confessions-on-a-dance-floor.jpg[IMG]

never forget[/QUOTE]
My favorite albums of her:

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vezWM.jpg

 

[butter_stick]

Born To Die > anything by Madonna.

 

[Rocket Punch]

Born To Die > anything by Madonna.

Hey I listened to this song 20 years ago but back then it was called The Crying Game.

I remember it sounding better too.

Spoiler

PSB FTW!

 

[Styles]

Its' reductive. Look it up.

 

[Buckethead]

Dear 53 year old Madonna.

You are now 53 years old. Please have the decency to age gracefully and leave the sluttin' up and ho'in up of songs to desirable 20-30 year old women.

I agree but all the young girls are visually unappealing or sexually awkward, at least Madge knows what she's doing even if she is ancient.

Also she was hot in the "Hung Up" video so *snap, snap, neckroll*...

My favorite albums of her

Good boy. Confessions was awesome.

 

[Dr. Malik]

Beautiful.

Unlike some other more REDUCTIVE performers floating around lately /alexiscarrington.jpg

Its' reductive. Look it up.

 

[Cosmic Bus]

Album artwork. Surprised there's no track list yet...

I have to assume people saying Confessions or Hard Candy are their favorites must be young. Every single album from '83 to '98 is a stone cold classic. The '00s were not kind to her, with two turkeys in the first half of the decade and two that I think were fairly forgettable in the second half.

Bitch should've done more with Massive Attack when she had the chance.

 

[weekend_warrior]

All your hugs and kisses too?

 

[Koodo]

That cover is... interesting.

I like the background image. Not feeling the typefont.

people saying Hard Candy [is] their favorite

Who would say such a wretched thing.

 

[Buckethead]

I like that cover.

It'll stick out on a shelf.

 

[GCX]

The cover sure is better than Hard Candy. But then again everything is.

 

[Phonomezer]

The MDNA cover is amazing.