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This is thing is going to bomb. Period.
Thats the first thought I had walking out of Best Buy this morning. Theres nothing there. No Soul. The Sony brand means nothing, the Playstation brand has seen better days, there are NO games for it, the hardware is nice, but that is completely meaningless. Yeah, lets talk about the hardware. The device is sleek looking, its shiny, its a good weight, the buttons feel clicky- even though they're too small, the screen is up to par.
Par, THATS what the device is. Up to par and not hair over. Finally getting my hands on the Playstation Vita was about the most uninteresting tech experience I've ever had. "Hmm, so thats that. Its all there. The tilt functionality, the screen thats about as good as my cellphone, two joysticks, a superfluous capacitive sensor because why not, and some nice steel trim to top it off. Yep, thats something you buy for entertainment in the year 2012."
So thats the hardware in a nutshell: up to snuff.
Oh, did I mention that this thing is chained around the neck of a fellow dude? This guy apparently just walks around Best-Buy with the Vita hanging around his neck all day. I was walking around looking for the big demo-kiosk and asked this random guy stocking Xbox games where it was. He rolled his eyes and took it off his neck. THEN he proceeded to tell me about remote play. I'm going to assume thats how the usual interaction goes, it felt very scripted. So yeah, the first thing people learn about the Vita upon going into that Best Buy is that it can play their PS3 games.
And they're only showing Little Deviants. Which is -I'm sorry- the WORST game ever. Worse than Fantavision, worse than Steel Diver, worse than GUN for 360, and worse than Red Steel. At least those games are interesting. At least you can kinda go "oh yeah, that does sound a little neat" to those games. LD is the most boring fucking game ever. Period. I let out an audible groan when the guy booted it up. There is absolutely nothing there. The concept is uninteresting, the characters are uninteresting, the graphics are terrible, just name "LITTLE DEVIANTS" makes me shudder with boredom. I find Little Deviants to be offensive. Its not a good but secretly bad launch title like we're so used to. It is just downright unacceptable for Sony to be showing this game off.
I didn't spend enough time with the UI/Menu system to really form an opinion. It seems ok. Just ok. I wasn't a fan of the bubble aesthetic from the start, but I knew that going in. Its a shame they couldn't gin up something a little more stylish.
So thats my impressions of the Vita. Perhaps the most uninteresting gaming device I've ever encountered. With all that said though, I think I still want to buy one.
Thats the first thought I had walking out of Best Buy this morning. Theres nothing there. No Soul. The Sony brand means nothing, the Playstation brand has seen better days, there are NO games for it, the hardware is nice, but that is completely meaningless. Yeah, lets talk about the hardware. The device is sleek looking, its shiny, its a good weight, the buttons feel clicky- even though they're too small, the screen is up to par.
Par, THATS what the device is. Up to par and not hair over. Finally getting my hands on the Playstation Vita was about the most uninteresting tech experience I've ever had. "Hmm, so thats that. Its all there. The tilt functionality, the screen thats about as good as my cellphone, two joysticks, a superfluous capacitive sensor because why not, and some nice steel trim to top it off. Yep, thats something you buy for entertainment in the year 2012."
So thats the hardware in a nutshell: up to snuff.
Oh, did I mention that this thing is chained around the neck of a fellow dude? This guy apparently just walks around Best-Buy with the Vita hanging around his neck all day. I was walking around looking for the big demo-kiosk and asked this random guy stocking Xbox games where it was. He rolled his eyes and took it off his neck. THEN he proceeded to tell me about remote play. I'm going to assume thats how the usual interaction goes, it felt very scripted. So yeah, the first thing people learn about the Vita upon going into that Best Buy is that it can play their PS3 games.
And they're only showing Little Deviants. Which is -I'm sorry- the WORST game ever. Worse than Fantavision, worse than Steel Diver, worse than GUN for 360, and worse than Red Steel. At least those games are interesting. At least you can kinda go "oh yeah, that does sound a little neat" to those games. LD is the most boring fucking game ever. Period. I let out an audible groan when the guy booted it up. There is absolutely nothing there. The concept is uninteresting, the characters are uninteresting, the graphics are terrible, just name "LITTLE DEVIANTS" makes me shudder with boredom. I find Little Deviants to be offensive. Its not a good but secretly bad launch title like we're so used to. It is just downright unacceptable for Sony to be showing this game off.
I didn't spend enough time with the UI/Menu system to really form an opinion. It seems ok. Just ok. I wasn't a fan of the bubble aesthetic from the start, but I knew that going in. Its a shame they couldn't gin up something a little more stylish.
So thats my impressions of the Vita. Perhaps the most uninteresting gaming device I've ever encountered. With all that said though, I think I still want to buy one.