For those of you who cant stop fucking up, and call the couch your second bed, theres a holiday coming up where your wallet will bail you out, and get your dick wet. Remember on Feb 14 your wallet is your penis advisor. Read: you want pussy, bitches love chocolate. Its just one day a year, spend a few buckseven if it means forfeiting a night out with your buddies, youre gonna want that cash--get a card, something shiny, and your old lady be slurping on your dong like it werent even your dong. Spend enough on gay shit like flowers and hearts and shit, you dont even need to put your face in her snatch to get up in that.
For my brothers who dont have a lady, its easy to get some strange. Feb 14 most of them plan on eating candy till theyre sick while watching the bachelorette wishing those ripped douchebags were plowing them all at once. Pick any chickwhether from your workplace, a food court, a college barits fucking easy. Buy em a buncha drinks, whisper anything in their ear, make them feel sexy, then destroy them. You might not want to hear this, but treat them badly, cuz it works, and a bit of cash spent is worth it since from then on theyll always be available for a one-nighter so long as you put up with a few phone conversations here and there in between screened calls, and you get to nut in someone whenever you want with few if any obligations. - Love, Sonki
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(and cool pic with Ninja Turtles III..really liked that movie back then :..and freaking Baltimora/Tarzan Boy-song was in my head yesterday).
