The Dark Knight Rises (Batman 3) - No Riddler

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No, but I know how you got these!

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Let me get this straight. You think that your member, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights posting wrestling wet dreams with his bare hands; and your plan, is to *ban* this person?.....good luck.
 
Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, BAN me. BAN ME!!

Because you think you got nothing to lose. But you haven't thought it through. You haven't thought about what it would be like to not talk to your fellow nerds. You haven't though about your old butler. Bang! People from your world have so much to lose. Now, you think, because your precious DMc got banned that you know the ugly side of life, but you don't. You've never tasted desperate. So don't come down here with your anger, trying to prove something to yourself. This is a world you'll never understand. And you always fear … what you don't understand.
 
Are you ready to be banned?
I-I can barely post...
Mods do not wait for you to be ready! Bannings are not considerate, or fair! And make no mistake: here, you will be banned.

I know the rage that drives you. That impossible anger strangling the grief, until the memory of DMc is just poison in your veins. And one day, you catch yourself wishing that DMc had never existed, so you'd be spared your pain. Your anger gives you great power. But if you let it, it will get you banned … as it almost did me.
 
DMc crossed the line first, sir. He squeezed them and hammered them to the point of desperation, and in their desperation, they turned to a man they didn't fully understand.
 
Have the mods been avoiding this thread for the last couple of days? What the fuck is going on here?

We had a poster. He was beautiful, like you. Who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with wet dreams of wrestlers. One day, they ban him. And we have no entertainment for Rises. He can't take it. I just want to see him smile again. I just want him to know that I don't care about the bans. So... I stick a razor to this thread and do this...
 
We had a poster. He was beautiful, like you. Who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with wet dreams of wrestlers. One day, they ban him. And we have no entertainment for Rises. He can't take it. I just want to see him smile again. I just want him to know that I don't care about the bans. So... I stick a razor to this thread and do this...

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Of course. Over time, our weapons have grown more sophisticated. With NeoGAF, we tried a new one - bannings. But, we underestimated certain of NeoGAF's forum dwellers, DMc. Banned in one of the very threads he was trying to help. Create enough wrestling wet dreams and everyone becomes a pervert. His death galvanized Batman GAF into action and ever since then this thread has limped on. We are back to finish the job. And this time, no misguided idealists will stand in the way. Like DMc, you lack the courage to do all that is necessary. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them, and ban them in the heart.
 
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