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A few FCW spoilers about Hero:

Spoiler

March 11:

Kassius Ohno goes to the interview/promo area and he says that he does not plan to be in FCW very long. He talks about how it brings joy to him when he knocks out his opponents. He talks about how anyone can make someone tap out with a submission hold but it takes a real man to knock someone out. He says that he will have his in ring debut next week on television.

March 18:

Match Number Three: Kassius Ohno defeated Xavier Woods with a elbow that knocked Woods out.

Hopefully he can bring the gimmick to the WWE, and maybe an indication of how long he'll be in FCW for. People are also saying he looked in a little bit better shape, but I don't see how that's possible.

 

[Kaladin]

That Young Knock-Out Kid!

 

[Parallax]

1...2...Is this on?

WAA WAA WAA WA WA
WAA WAA WAA WA WA
WAA WAA WAA WA WA
WAA WAA WAA WA WA

Ha
Yo Jimmy hit me with that Triple H

DUNDUNDUNDUNDUN

ITS MY TIME,YO HERE COMES TROOOUUUUBLE!

absolutely beautiful. you all get gold stars

 

[BoboBrazil]

"Mulling rematch for @CMPunk & @WWEDanielBryan on #Raw. Unlike @GMSmackDown, Mr. Excitement will give WWE Universe what they want. #BigJohnny"


fuck yes

 

[funkystudent]

"Mulling rematch for @CMPunk & @WWEDanielBryan on #Raw. Unlike @GMSmackDown, Mr. Excitement will give WWE Universe what they want. #BigJohnny"


fuck yes

As great as there last 2 matches have been... they should hold off and make it a feud post mania.

Maybe at Summerslam.

 

[Kaladin]

What we really want is Punk vs Bryan in an Iron Man match.

 

[trunbuns]

What we really want is Punk vs Bryan in an Iron Man match.

I hope we don't get a clean match until wrestlemania 29. This really has potential.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

As great as there last 2 matches have been... they should hold off and make it a feud post mania.

Maybe at Summerslam.

No, they're waiting until after they fight at least 5 more times before making you order a PPV to see it again.

inbefore"soyou'recomplainingaboutPunkvs.Bryan"

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

No, they're waiting until after they fight at least 5 more times before making you order a PPV to see it again.

So you're recomplaining about Punk vs. Br-

nbefore"soyou'recomplainingaboutPunkvs.Bryan"

 

[SoulPlaya]

No, they're waiting until after they fight at least 5 more times before making you order a PPV to see it again.

inbefore"soyou'recomplainingaboutPunkvs.Bryan"

Net is right. We don't need more Punk vs. Bryan matches. Bring back Kevin Thorn!

 

[Nocturnowl]

Net is right. We don't need more Punk vs. Bryan matches. Bring back Kevin Thorn!

I like my supernatural stuff but that guy kind of sucked

Spoiler

blood

.

 

[Kaladin]

I like my supernatural stuff but that guy kind of sucked

Spoiler

blood

.

I'd take Kevin Thorn again if it got Shelly Martinez back in WWE.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Net is right. We don't need more Punk vs. Bryan matches. Bring back Kevin Thorn!

You have some sort of supernatural filter on your eyes, right?

What is written: Man, I'd love to see Punk vs. Bryan but actually built to PPV's which serve as natural climax points in the story.

What SoulPlaya reads: Man, I'd love to see someone crucified by Taker, set on fire and taken to hell by Kane, and bitten by Kevin Thorne to turn into a vampire. Hopefully these supernatural angles also take up multiple segments on the show so we can all celebrate in the supernaturalness.

Supernatural.

 

[Kaladin]

 

[SoulPlaya]

You have some sort of supernatural filter on your eyes, right?

What is written: Man, I'd love to see Punk vs. Bryan but actually built to PPV's which serve as natural climax points in the story.

What SoulPlaya reads: Man, I'd love to see someone crucified by Taker, set on fire and taken to hell by Kane, and bitten by Kevin Thorne to turn into a vampire. Hopefully these supernatural angles also take up multiple segments on the show so we can all celebrate in the supernaturalness.

Supernatural.

I see Rin Ka King has opened your eyes, somehow.

 

[Keyser Soze]

What we really want is Punk vs Bryan in an Iron Man match.

The 'High Pitched' portion of the WWE Universe would chant "boring"

 

[cacophony]

Botchamania 202 is up!

fucking dying at Ryder botching the crutches w/ that music

 

[Net_Wrecker]

I see Rin Ka King has opened your eyes, somehow.

RKK isn't really supernatural though, just a bit goofy. I have no problem with goofy if it's presented correctly, and wrestling, in the ring, is still at the center of it.

In other words, Ring Ka King >>> Kane/Cena/Eve/Ryder action soap opera.

 

[Professor Beef]

In other words, Ring Ka King >>> Kane/Cena/Eve/Ryder action soap opera.

Now you've gone and upset Heavy!

 

[SoulPlaya]

RKK isn't really supernatural though, just a bit goofy. I have no problem with goofy if it's presented correctly, and wrestling, in the ring, is still at the center of it.

In other words, Ring Ka King >>> Kane/Cena/Eve/Ryder action soap opera.

Come on now, three greater than signs? Three? Please.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Now you've gone and upset Heavy!

Dude doesn't even take showers. I'm not concerned with the anger of unclean people.

Come on now, three greater than signs? Three? Please.

Lucky I didn't put 5. Three greater than signs is me being nice.

 

[Plywood]

All I know is Siddharth Kannan and Joe Baath >>>>>>>>>>>> Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Triple H vs. Undertaker greatest match ever >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RKK

 

[Plywood]

Triple H vs. Undertaker greatest match ever >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RKK

Commissioner Jazzy would like to have a word with you.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Dude doesn't even take showers. I'm not concerned with the anger of unclean people.



Lucky I didn't put 5. Three greater than signs is me being nice.

5?!?! Oh, you've pissed him off now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfKToGKeTC4&feature=related

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Commissioner Jazzy would like to have a word with you.

I googled searched and was disappointed to find out Jazzy is a guy. It's just like when I googled searched Dana White.

Dixie Carter didn't let me down though! TNA for the win??

 

[Net_Wrecker]

5?!?! Oh, you've pissed him off now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfKToGKeTC4&feature=related

See, Kane chokeslamming fans is fine with me. The gasoline stuff is over the top, but at least they stopped him before it got too far out of the realm of possibility. I'm fine with that segment. It's the Hell Holes, and overly scripted backstage segments I tune out for.

 

[Plywood]

See, Kane chokeslamming fans is fine with me. The gasoline stuff is over the top, but at least they stopped him before it got too far out of the realm of possibility. I'm fine with that segment. It's the Hell Holes, and overly scripted backstage segments I tune out for.

the hole in the ring is a gateway to hell dawg

 

[Net_Wrecker]

the hole in the ring is a gateway to hell dawg

So what you're saying is that Hornswaggle is a demon?

Is that what you're saying, Plywood? Cause I refuse to let you ruin Leprechauns for me. That's just going too far.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

So what you're saying is that Hornswaggle is a demon?

Is that what you're saying, Plywood? Cause I refuse to let you ruin Leprechauns for me. That's just going too far.

 

[Plywood]

So what you're saying is that Hornswaggle is a demon?

Is that what you're saying, Plywood? Cause I refuse to let you ruin Leprechauns for me. That's just going too far.

Alright, alright it's like the woods in Nightmare Before Christmas that contains different holiday worlds.

 

[SoulPlaya]

See, Kane chokeslamming fans is fine with me. The gasoline stuff is over the top, but at least they stopped him before it got too far out of the realm of possibility. I'm fine with that segment. It's the Hell Holes, and overly scripted backstage segments I tune out for.

How about this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_8b-5cCxXo&feature=related

 

[Net_Wrecker]

http://www.joblo.com/images_arrownews/lephood222.jpg

It's like Horswaggle all growed up. Brilliant.

Alright, alright it's like the woods in Nightmare Before Christmas that contains different holiday worlds.

So, what realm is the Little People's Court in? How about where Paul White came from? What about Taker, is Death Valley down there too? And who the hell builds all the tables, ladders, and chairs, the Devil's Helpers?

WHERE'S THE CONSISTENCY ON THIS DAMN SHOW?

How about this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_8b-5cCxXo&feature=related

lmao, so bad. So bad.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Death Valley is a real place Net. It's in California.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Okay people, you either get...
- Supernatural Kane with his hell portals, teleporting and fireball powers
- Or this Kane with the ability to go to parties in his teenage years and crash cars because "it was dark and there was a deer"
Pick your poison

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Death Valley is a real life hail, I'll tell you what.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Death Valley is a real place Net. It's in California.

So California is in a realm under the ring....

:|

Eff this wrasslin stuff, I'm watching UFC tonight where they're in JAPAN.....which I'm pretty sure is a real place.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Okay people, you either get...
- Supernatural Kane with his hell portals, teleporting and fireball powers
- Or this Kane with the ability to go to parties in his teenage years and crash cars because "it was dark and there was a deer"
Pick your poison

Give me bald Kane with those great facial expressions!

 

[Plywood]

Eff this wrasslin stuff, I'm watching UFC tonight where they're in JAPAN.....which I'm pretty sure is a real place.

Japan is not real, "Land of the Rising Sun"? NOPE. Sun is stationary and we rotate round that shit.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Japan is not real, "Land of the Rising Sun"? NOPE. Sun is stationary and we rotate round that shit.

ET TU, DANA?

 

[Nocturnowl]

Give me bald Kane with those great facial expressions!

By your command

Oh I see, when Taker drags people to hell no one complains, I hope he takes the term Hell in a Cell to the extreme this year and puts Trips through the ring into the hell portal.

 

[SoulPlaya]

By your command

Oh I see, when Taker drags people to hell no one complains, I hope he takes the term Hell in a Cell to the extreme this year and puts Trips through the ring into the hell portal.

Eh, give me nice guy Glenn! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgRKxyiIBBg&feature=related

 

[Plywood]

ET TU, DANA?

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

There's giant, radioactive lizards and shit in Japan, which I bet irks Net even more than hell holes.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Eh, give me nice guy Glenn! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgRKxyiIBBg&feature=related

that music couldn't be less Kane like.

 

[Professor Beef]

There's giant, radioactive lizards and shit in Japan, which I bet irks Net even more than hell holes.

***_******* isn't worried about lizards & shit. Steiner got them on lock.

 

[BoboBrazil]

So California is in a realm under the ring....

:|

Eff this wrasslin stuff, I'm watching UFC tonight where they're in JAPAN.....which I'm pretty sure is a real place.

Is it supposed to be good tonight? It's hard to keep up when they ppvs and shows every 2 weeks. They had one every fucking week in January. I finally just watched UFC 143 today. Card bored the shit out of me except the Big Country fight and Condit vs Diaz. UFC when it's good is amazing, but when it's boring/bad it's horrible.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Is it supposed to be good tonight? It's hard to keep up when they ppvs and shows every 2 weeks. They had one every fucking week in January. I finally just watched UFC 143 today. Card bored the shit out of me except the Big Country fight and Condit vs Diaz. UFC when it's good is amazing, but when it's boring/bad it's horrible.

Yeah, I love UFC, but it's getting so damn hard to keep up with them, honestly.

that music couldn't be less Kane like.

Come on now, how can you not like Granddaddy Kane?

 

[G-Fex]

Yeah, I love UFC, but it's getting so damn hard to keep up with them, honestly.


Come on now, how can you not like Granddaddy Kane?

THIS CANT BE REAL

THEY MUST BE IN HELL OR SOMETHING OR AT LEAST EVIL!

 

[Nocturnowl]

Granddaddy Kane is shattering the very fabric of kayfabe for me, maybe he's giving them all coal or something, yeah that's gotta be it!