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[BaltimoreLarry]

Where are the AFC North's candidates?

 

[Canuck76]

What team are you lifelonging?

what does :jnc mean?
what does :snes mean?
what does dragoning someone mean?

Seattle. But do i have to make my own mock draft or just chime in on who we get?

 

[jakncoke]

Seattle. But do i have to make my own mock draft or just chime in on who we get?

We do it like a real draft, so when Seattle slot came up you'd pick for them

 

[Slo]

what does dragoning someone mean?

Stop trying to get the newbs banned.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Drew Brees is now kicking himself for not taking a few snaps at cornerback over the past couple of years. He could've padded his stats more and made a quick buck while doing it.

But then he realized that the league is racist against white cornerbacks.

 

[Canuck76]

We do it like a real draft, so when Seattle slot came up you'd pick for them

ok when is this?

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Seattle. But do i have to make my own mock draft or just chime in on who we get?

Please don't be a jamoke by not watching film or not reading scouting reports like some people last year.

 

[squicken]

I can also do the Texans if none of them show up. Yes, I know, joke goes here, but if it helps speed things along then whatever

 

[Canuck76]

Please don't be a jamoke by not watching film or not reading scouting reports like some people last year.

Would uhhh reading a couple of mock drafts be enough?

 

[jakncoke]

ok when is this?

well we still need teams represented. so unclear when the possible starting time will be.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Would uhhh reading a couple of mock drafts be enough?

Dude...

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Would uhhh reading a couple of mock drafts be enough?

Nope.

You better call your travel agent because you're going to be visiting a couple of pro days.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Would uhhh reading a couple of mock drafts be enough?

You need to check out 3 cone drill times too.

 

[jakncoke]

Seattle going to end up drafting Jacory Harris in the 1st

 

[Greg]

Best available broad jump is what I go for.

 

[Canuck76]

Seattle going to end up drafting Jacory Harris in the 1st

I can do the first round but is it the whole seven round, whole enchilada draft?

 

[jakncoke]

I can do the first round but is it the whole seven round, whole enchilada draft?

Sadly no, might get into the 2nd if these clowns can get their act together!

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Best available broad jump is what I go for.

(Broad jump+vertical)/height * 40 is the most common formula.

 

[Canuck76]

Sadly no, might get into the 2nd if these clowns can get their act together!

Screw it put me in for Seattle i can do this!

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Best available broad jump is what I go for.

I personally come from the Al Davis school of "Fast Forty or Bust".

Spoiler

RIP AL

 

[jakncoke]

 

[darkside31337]

Screw it put me in for Seattle i can do this!

You should ask Hitokage for some help. Although I'm not sure how much help he will be, he still plays Madden 2007 to this day.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

5 teams remain for the mock draft:

Miami (6-10) -

Kansas City (7-9) -

Cincinnati - from Oakland (8-8) -

Tennessee (9-7) -

Houston* (10-6) -

 

[vas_a_morir]

5 teams remain for the mock draft:

Miami (6-10) -

Kansas City (7-9) -

Cincinnati - from Oakland (8-8) -

Tennessee (9-7) -

Houston* (10-6) -

Eznark claimed Cincy.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

You should ask Hitokage for some help. Although I'm not sure how much help he will be, he still plays Madden 2007 to this day.

Wait, what do you mean, Shaun Alexander isn't the best back in the league?

 

[eznark]

Notorious drunk driver Suh just did the race start for the NASCAR race. Lulzorz

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Why isn't Edward norton doing hulk in the avengers movie? They just got some bozo to fill his spot?

I would have supported lou ferrigno too.

 

[Greg]

Notorious drunk driver Suh just did the race start for the NASCAR race. Lulzorz

:jnc

You think Subway could've used a more relative sponsor.

 

[jakncoke]

the budget for the avengers must be insane

 

[Grover Cleveland]

:jnc

You think Subway could've used a more relative sponsor.

Jared's not fat anymore and Michael Phelps is still a pothead. Who else could they use?

 

[eznark]

Jared's not fat anymore and Michael Phelps is still a pothead. Who else could they use?

That speed skater Yoko Ohno

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Don't talk shit about ono.

 

[BannedEpisode]

Why isn't Edward norton doing hulk in the avengers movie? They just got some bozo to fill his spot?

I would have supported lou ferrigno too.

Norton wanted an obscene amount of money and was allegedly a huge dick.

 

[jakncoke]

tebow christ i have 549 posts in this thread already.

 

[Greg]

tebow christ i have 549 posts in this thread already.

You're Brees-ing your stats with all those fan list reposts.

I'm on to you.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Norton wanted an obscene amount of money and was allegedly a huge dick.

He's Edward fucking norton, do what the man wants. It's like complaining that Kate upton won't let you do anal so you break up with her.

 

[jakncoke]

You're Brees-ing your stats with all those draft reposts.

I'm on to you.

Probably helped a bit, but fuck its hard trying to find that list several pages back.

 

[LJ11]

tebow christ i have 549 posts in this thread already.

You're like an advertisement with that life long list. Scrolls by every X posts.

 

[Greg]

I wonder who has the highest intoxicated post count.

Spoiler

cuevas

 

[BigAT]

Former Giants LB Carl Banks on bounties:

"It's been around football a long time -- big hits and rewards for big hits. I know it may sound barbaric, (but) within the locker room this is nothing. Anybody who has been around football knows this doesn't amount to anything new at all."

 

[darkside31337]

League should go after the Giants now. There is no statute of limitations when it comes to this heinous act. The FBI should take all of them into custody.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I still can't believe NFL players would try to hurt each other.

 

[jakncoke]

Pey Pey throwing at Duke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOVAiFAmLc4

Posted? I think that first throw was about 40-45 yards.

 

[Greg]

I just laughed out loud:

Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh insisted on Sunday his team had no bounty program.

"We don't allow that," he said. "For me, personally, and I know my teammates, we don't want to put anybody out. Especially me, I would never want anybody to target me to take me out so why would I do it against somebody else?"

 

[Talon]

Okay, Suh. Whatever you say.

 

[Milchjon]

I just laughed out loud:

Stomping people is just a hobby. That's better.

 

[jakncoke]

:me

edit: I just noticed the soccer guys are on their OT7, wtf lol.

 

[eznark]

I just laughed out loud:

Quickest player to ever turn himself into a caricature. Best thing is he has fully convinced himself he is a good guy. Fucking sociopath.

 

[Spectral Glider]

:me

This play is 100% Greg Williams approved!

 

[Milchjon]

edit: I just noticed the soccer guys are on their OT7, wtf lol.

Well, they do have a shitload of useless leagues, teams and games. One of the reasons I prefer football is actually that every game counts for something.

Spoiler

Maybe I shouldn't say that while spending months in an empty thread, waiting impatiently for the off-season to end...

Edit: Fuck, I just rewatched that high/low hit by the Redskins on Peyton. Looked like they'd snap him in two.