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EDIT: this has me wondering. Outside of Pirates of the Carribean or pretty much anything starring Johnny Depp and their golden age stuff like Swiss Family Robinson, 20,000 Leagues, etc. has Disney ever had a real breakout live action adventure film? The Black Hole failed tremendously, the original TRON was a disaster and its sequel wasnt much better, Prince of Persia and The Sorcerers Apprentice bombed back to back. It seems their big budget live action films rarely do that well.

National Treasure did well for them, it had a $100m budget

But yeah for the most part all their attempts at a big budget action movie not starring Johnny Depp have all tanked
 
I assume you hit the 'submit reply' button before adding the word "bombs" at the end of your sentence.

I'm getting a hard on even thinking of the massive failure Battleship can be after John Carter.
And maybe, just maybe Avengers bombs too. Anything to bring down these piece of shit big dumb cgi shitfest/comic book genres movies that are plaguing cinema nowadays.
The Avengers isn't going to bomb.
 
I want to support Andrew Stanton (love both nemo and wall-e), but the reviews and the general look of JC have really turned me off.

Movie GAF, would you recommend me this movie? knowing a bit about my tastes from other threads and stuff.

the movie is fairly good, a 7/10, if I was to give it a score. It's pretty to look at, funny and has good action scenes. The plot is rather forgettable.
 
There are days when it's good. Act of Valor had less than that and was considered a tremendous success. Never is a $200 million budget film opening at $30 million ever going to be good, unless it's in one day.

EDIT: this has me wondering. Outside of Pirates of the Carribean or pretty much anything starring Johnny Depp and their golden age stuff like Swiss Family Robinson, 20,000 Leagues, etc. has Disney ever had a real breakout live action adventure film? The Black Hole failed tremendously, the original TRON was a disaster and its sequel wasnt much better, Prince of Persia and The Sorcerers Apprentice bombed back to back. It seems their big budget live action films rarely do that well.

Narnia, Armageddon, National Treasure.
 
Wonder if we'll ever learn what the budget for John Carter really was in the end. It fascinates me more than most other films of its ilk because it just looks so bad (visually), and also its obviously far over the still quoted $250 million.
 
Wonder if we'll ever learn what the budget for John Carter really was in the end. It fascinates me more than most other films of its ilk because it just looks so bad (visually), and also its obviously far over the still quoted $250 million.

I thought it visually looked way better in the theater than any trailer I saw. And I see no reason to think it exceeded the 250 million number quoted.
 
Wonder if we'll ever learn what the budget for John Carter really was in the end. It fascinates me more than most other films of its ilk because it just looks so bad (visually), and also its obviously far over the still quoted $250 million.
Oh no it doesn't. It looks great and I get the price tag if they actually built some of the sets too.

From a consumer standpoint, the cost of the movie really doesn't matter. The movie is easily on par &/or exceeds most tent pole movies released in summer and Xmas time.
 
Yeah the finished movie looks great. Trailers really misrepresent it.

The worst part of the trailers is how the dialogue is actually different or edited in such a way to feel clunkier and more generic than anything in Star Wars. The marketing did a wonderful job of removing any personality the movie had.
 
I don't understand the sudden "Oh shit let's put this dude who can't act for shit leading two movies with insane budgets, all in one year!"
 
If its so good why are the reviews so bad?

The reviews aren't oberwhelmingly horrible like the whacky ones for Speed Racer.

However it's predictable and has the misfortune of copying the movies that copied it. The main character is a weakness. However production wise it's as good or better than many movies. It definitely doesn't reflect poor direction.

If you actually want to see a good adventure movie worse ones have been made.
 
If its so good why are the reviews so bad?

Because everybody loves a bomb. When a few start the negative train chugging, most critics don't want to put their credibility on the line by backing the loser in the school.

John Carter was a great popcorn movie. I'm going to see it again.
 
Narnia, Armageddon, National Treasure.

Armageddon, like a lot of their more adult action films, were released under Touchstone branding. Pirates of the Caribbean was the first PG-13 movie Disney put out under their own name. But I did forget about National Treasure. The second one did fairly well, I wonder why they haven't gone forward with a third one already.

The worst part of the trailers is how the dialogue is actually different or edited in such a way to feel clunkier and more generic than anything in Star Wars. The marketing did a wonderful job of removing any personality the movie had.

I was really surprised why they went with the "We did not cause this, but on this night, we will finish it" for marketing when it was "Tharks did not cause this..." blah blah. I guess to cut down on the science-fiction aspect as much as possible. I wonder what would happen if studios actually embraced science-fiction in their marketing and pushed it.
 
I don't understand the sudden "Oh shit let's put this dude who can't act for shit leading two movies with insane budgets, all in one year!"

He's a great actor, really. He's just uncomfortable with say, lots of dialogue. He doesn't really do that in JC anyway.
 
The worst part of the trailers is how the dialogue is actually different or edited in such a way to feel clunkier and more generic than anything in Star Wars. The marketing did a wonderful job of removing any personality the movie had.

You know what's funny, according to the New York Times Stanton himself was behind the editing of all the trailers(he insisted that Kashmir was used in trailer 2, for example) and even selection of posters and billboards. I fear we may have been lambasting Disney's marketing team for no reason. :P
 
He's a great actor, really. He's just uncomfortable with say, lots of dialogue. He doesn't really do that in JC anyway.

Is that really true though? Outside of Fright Night Lights, has he ever done anything decent? Sure he was only one bad aspect of the atrocity that is X-Men Origins: Wolverine. But he was absolutely forgettable in that piece of shit The Covenant and he's nothing special in John Carter. Plus everything I've seen of him in Battleship makes it look like he's shit too. He doesn't have the charisma to be a leading actor, even if he wasn't that bad in John Carter.
 
You know what's funny, according to the New York Times Stanton himself was behind the editing of all the trailers(he insisted that Kashmir was used in trailer 2, for example) and even selection of posters and billboards. I fear we may have been lambasting Disney's marketing team for no reason. :P

Nah. It was still Disney's marketing team that settled on calling it JOHN CARTER.
 
When are Disney and Pixar going to do a Mickey Mouse movie? That seems guaranteed to reach a billion. I'd prefer if it was just a regular old cartoon movie but people wouldn't watch it for some reason that I will never understand.
 
Nah. It was still Disney's marketing team that settled on calling it JOHN CARTER.
Plus they were stupid enough to be OK with the director doing their job. In any event, it's already known that Disney marketing sucks/sucked (The Avengers trailer looks good- almost stuffed) by how they market their other movies.
 
When are Disney and Pixar going to do a Mickey Mouse movie? That seems guaranteed to reach a billion. I'd prefer if it was just a regular old cartoon but people wouldn't watch it for some reason that I will never understand.

Oh i dunno, they did that Goofy movie a while back and it performed a lot better than they expected.

I think a hand-drawn Mickey Mouse movie would make a lot of money. Maybe not a billion, but it would do well.
 
When are Disney and Pixar going to do a Mickey Mouse movie? That seems guaranteed to reach a billion. I'd prefer if it was just a regular old cartoon movie but people wouldn't watch it for some reason that I will never understand.
They should just bring back shorts before the Disney family movies. Works for PIXAR.
 
Nah. It was still Disney's marketing team that settled on calling it JOHN CARTER.

There's a direct quote of him where he explicitly says he changed the name to John Carter of Mars, and then he suggests he was also responsible for the final name.
 

“Here’s the real truth of it. I’d already changed it from ‘A Princess Of Mars’ to ‘John Carter Of Mars’. I don’t like to get fixated on it, but I changed ‘Princess Of Mars’… because not a single boy would go. And then the other truth is, no girl would go to see ‘John Carter Of Mars’. So I said, “I don’t won’t to do anything out of fear, I hate doing things out of fear, but I can’t ignore that truth.

“All the time we were making this big character story which just so happens to be in this big, spectacular new environment. But it’s not about the spectacle, it’s about the investment. I thought, I’ve really worked hard to make all of this an origin story. It’s about a guy becoming John Carter. So I’m not misrepresenting what this movie is, it’s ‘John Carter’. ’Mars’ is going to stick on any other film in the series. But by then, it won’t have a stigma to it.”

http://screenrant.com/john-carter-posters-banners-title-change-sandy-142228/
 
Because everybody loves a bomb. When a few start the negative train chugging, most critics don't want to put their credibility on the line by backing the loser in the school.

That's a very silly assumption. Look at the reviews, they are right down the middle. Personally, I only heard mostly great reactions then was somewhat shocked to learn how mediocre the film was.
 
That's a very silly assumption. Look at the reviews, they are right down the middle. Personally, I only heard mostly great reactions then was somewhat shocked to learn how mediocre the film was.

I'm talking about most critics. Not the major online web blogs like AICN, Collider, /Film or even the prestigious Film Stage which actually seem to be in touch with what is going on with these movies.

I'm talking about the Newspaper reviewers and casual movie blogs who are similarly accounted for on sites like Rotten Tomatoes.
 
Finally someone is going to save us from these 3D converted films that are nothing but cash-ins.

No worries, I'm sure even if it turned out like Ep 1 people would find a positive way to spin stuff like the 3D effect being too subtle or basic at times. ;P
 
No worries, I'm sure even if it turned out like Ep 1 people would find a positive way to spin stuff like the 3D effect being too subtle or basic at times. ;P

Just because ILM cheaped out on Phantom Menace conversion/it was handled shoddily. Cameron doesn't settle for shit. All reports out of the Titanic 3D showings have been insanely positive on the 3D. The result of almost two years and a huge amount of artists working on the film carefully with the right minds calling the shots.

Even the trailer for Phantom Menace 3D looked like absolute shit.
 
Just because ILM cheaped out on Phantom Menace conversion/it was handled shoddily. Cameron doesn't settle for shit. All reports out of the Titanic 3D showings have been insanely positive on the 3D. The result of almost two years and a huge amount of artists working on the film carefully with the right minds calling the shots.
I'd hardly call the effort that was put in as cheap or shoddy - a year and a half plus and a huge amount of artists were on Ep 1 as well, and there was also the same initial "reports of initial feedback have been positive" bits to boot, and John Knoll is definitely still of "a right mind" in terms of calling shots. :P

But we get it, you and several others didn't care for the conversion. But there were also several who was fine with it. I'm just saying if Titanic ends up with a similar outcome, it would likely still get a generally more positive reception simply due to the original source material. How could it not? :P
 
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