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[hateradio]

If Bioware wasn't trolling us then I'd feel like something horribly wrong happened to them.

At least they're not conspiring with the space leaves, yet.

Anger, sadness, regret, apathy, among others.

Like loss of appetite, depression, denial, stress, insomnia (sleeplessness), nightmares.

 

[Salvadora]

I was hoping to talk to Harbinger, The best I got was the Reaper on the Quarian home world.
I loved the game bar the last bits. What the fuck were they thinking. Also fuck that little kid.

 

[Zomba13]

What about my jazz trio??????

DLC

 

[squidyj]

I gotta say you know you fucked up when the primary reaction to your ending is denial.

 

[thetrin]

Me like red dead redemption... made a music video about it =D

RDR came up on SA as well. It's a great example of how to do a melancholy and depressing ending properly, and deliver proper catharsis.

Stellar ending.

 

[Dresden]

I was hoping to talk to Harbinger, The best I got was the Reaper on the Quarian home world.
I loved the game bar the last bits. What the fuck were they thinking. Also fuck that little kid.

but u did talk to harbinger

he was the child

 

[Lingitiz]

The light elevator. Once you get the light elevator, turn the game off and tell yourself that the Crucible worked and killed all the Reapers.

That elevator will definitely go down in video game infamy. Mass Effect elevators are so full of hate after getting cut from ME2.

 

[Uriah]

Really the only good thing I can say about the ending was the music. Made it slightly tolerable.

 

[Pollux]

There are so many more mods on the gaming side...

 

[thetrin]

I'm taking that "How do I know I'm not an AI that just thinks he's Commander Shepard?" to heart.

In ME2 and ME3, you played an imposter. The real Shepard was revived by Cerberus and then locked up for safe keeping. The next piece of DLC will be you playing as the REAL Commander Shepard in his adventure to fix the galaxy! :O

LOL JK that's really stupid.

 

[Rebel Leader]

Dominc Kenny @Lobster_Pots

@masseffect I don't know how you managed it but in the space of 10 minutes you completely ruined my favourite game series ever. Congrats.

In reply to Dominc Kenny

@Lobster_Pots Thanks for your feedback .

:lol

 

[rozay]

They haven't learned from the Japanese and their four-disc soundtracks.

the went the more profitable route, mass effect 2 has 3 different soundtracks

 

[Zomba13]

Really the only good thing I can say about the ending was the music. Made it slightly tolerable.

I think it made it worse. The music was so good but the ending was so bad. The music was wasted.

 

[Salvadora]

but u did talk to harbinger

he was the child

I never knew.
Edit: Then what were the beings controlling the Reapers?

 

[rozay]

:lol

I predict we're going to see EA PR handle the ending backlash the same way as they did DA2's gripes. Would be really nice if that wasn't the case though.

 

[Lifejumper]

LMAO

@spitfiremk87: "So glad to hear about the ending DLC coming soon"
@masseffect: "We have released no such announcement!"

 

[Alucrid]

I'm taking that "How do I know I'm not an AI that just thinks he's Commander Shepard?" to heart.

In ME2 and ME3, you played an imposter. The real Shepard was revived by Cerberus and then locked up for safe keeping. The next piece of DLC will be you playing as the REAL Commander Shepard in his adventure to fix the galaxy! :O

LOL JK that's really stupid.

Cerberus really just has a massive store of cloned Shepards ready to unleash onto the galaxy. In the next DLC you play as one who has awoke and must stop this thread on the universe. Cerberus also has more Mass Relays and shit just cause.

I hear Kai Leng gets resurrected with some space magic and they have a dance off.

His legs might be a problem.

 

[hateradio]

the went the more profitable route, mass effect 2 has 3 different soundtracks

It's not that profitable, but can get the all three for $20.

I never knew.
Edit: Then what were the beings controlling the Reapers?

He's joking. The Catalyst is not Harbinger.

 

[Zomba13]

His legs might be a problem.

Space magic will fix them, don't worry.

 

[Skidd]

Haha, aw man. *Save*



Pardon my ignorance, but who is that?

 

[Empty Space]

Don't you understand? It was the bestest ending ever. Who cares if it doesn't make sense or none of your choices matter? You're just doing it wrong sorry.

Also, can't you stop the Reaper code being uploaded? Meaning the Geth can still die even if they don't have reaper code making the 'it destroys reaper code' thing wrong.

To the best of my knowledge the only way to keep the quarian fleet from destroying the Geth is by allowing Legion to upload the code. I maybe wrong though. I don't actually like the ending BTW I have just taken it upon myself to try and find logic in the choices Bioware made it helps me cope I guess .

If you extrapolate my reaper code idea further it would mean that the relays were simply shut off. Destroy was not physical destruction but a shutdown command. It suddenly isn't space magic anymore, but a radio signal. This works for control too, but synthesis throws that all out th window.

 

[Rebel Leader]

Haha, aw man. *Save*



Pardon my ignorance, but who is that?

Mordin replacement If he dies in me2...

He's thinking on how krogan have sex

 

[Tess3ract]

So "you're" dating Shepard?!

You're saying you wouldn't date yourself? Don't not be narcissistic.

I never knew.
Edit: Then what were the beings controlling the Reapers?

HARBINGER IS NOT THE CHILD

 

[CSX]

LMAO

@spitfiremk87: "So glad to hear about the ending DLC coming soon"
@masseffect: "We have released no such announcement!"

hilarious.

i bet thats not the only one

 

[Skidd]

Mordin replacement If he dies in me2...

He's thinking on how krogan have sex

Neat, but he's just a random Salarian then?

And you just made that gif ten times more hilarious. That face is priceless.

 

[Dresden]

It'd be neat if you got Maelon back to cure the genophage if Mordin was dead in your save. And if both were dead, no Krogan support for you! Not that it would matter in the long run.

HARBINGER IS NOT THE CHILD[/B]

INDOCTRINATIONNNNNNNN

 

[Zomba13]

To the best of my knowledge the only way to keep the quarian fleet from destroying the Geth is by allowing Legion to upload the code. I maybe wrong though. I don't actually like the ending BTW I have just taken it upon myself to try and find logic in the choices Bioware made it helps me cope I guess .

If you extrapolate my reaper code idea further it would mean that relays were simply shut off. Destroy was not physical destruction but a shutdown command. It suddenly isn't space magic anymore, but a radio signal. This works for control too, but synthesis throws that all out th window.

I can see the blue and red space magic being radio signals pretty much except the relays still do explode and the destroy one (if it's the 'bad' version) does have things blowing up/igniting Earth's atmosphere.

Then there is the green space amgic that doesn't make any sense in any way unless it really is space magic.

 

[thetrin]

Haha, aw man. *Save*



Pardon my ignorance, but who is that?

Looks like Padok Wilks to me.

INDOCTRINATIONNNNNNNN

Every time you post that, I feel myself buying into the retarded indoctrination ending.

 

[LiK]

You're saying you wouldn't date yourself? Don't not be narcissistic.



HARBINGER IS NOT THE CHILD

I AM NOW ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OVER SHEPARD.

 

[firehawk12]

I AM NOW ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OVER SHEPARD.

I DO NOT WANT YOUR FANFIC.

 

[Morts]

I got through three play-throughs of ME2 and halfway through ME3 before I realized Harbinger was a Reaper and not the "head Collector", the one with the extra arms.

 

[Rebel Leader]

Neat, but he's just a random Salarian then?

And you just made that gif ten times more hilarious. That face is priceless.

I don't know because mordin lives in mine
Go watch it on youtube

 

[Psychoward]

So yeah, Guild Wars 2 is coming in less than a month.


We have hope.

https://buy.guildwars2.com/

 

[Zomba13]

Looks like Padok Wilks to me.



Every time you post that, I feel myself buying into the retarded indoctrination ending.

All according to Keikaku*


*Keikaku means indoctrination.

 

[sflufan]

So yeah, Guild Wars 2 is coming in less than a month.


We have hope.

https://buy.guildwars2.com/

April 10 is the day you can begin pre-ordering, it's not the release date.

 

[Salvadora]

So the Catalyst controls the Reapers?

 

[Zomba13]

So the Catalyst controls the Reapers?

I guess.

 

[LiK]

So the Catalyst controls the Reapers?

Yah...

 

[Tess3ract]

So yeah, Guild Wars 2 is coming in less than a month.


We have hope.

https://buy.guildwars2.com/

I refuse to buy into any hype for an mmo again. HOT STOVE = BURNED HAND

So the Catalyst controls the Reapers?

The catalyst is the citadel. The citadel is basically like, his body. Catalyst is the "person". And he says he does.

In the control ending, the human kid disappears as shepard gets "absorbed". Shepard probably just replaces him.

 

[ElectricBlue187]

So the Catalyst controls the Reapers?

Sure why not

 

[Rebel Leader]

The more I remembered how much I enjoyed the game... it makes me want to buy it REGARDLESS of the ending

But sadly I can't... I wouldn't be useing my money anyways and have more important things to worry about

 

[hateradio]

So the Catalyst controls the Reapers?

Yes, and in combination with the Crucible three new options are given to it/you. How? Why?

/me shrugs

 

[Psychoward]

April 10 is the day you can begin pre-ordering, it's not the release date.

 

[Replicant]

I'm taking that "How do I know I'm not an AI that just thinks he's Commander Shepard?" to heart.

In ME2 and ME3, you played an imposter. The real Shepard was revived by Cerberus and then locked up for safe keeping. The next piece of DLC will be you playing as the REAL Commander Shepard in his adventure to fix the galaxy! :O

Yes! Yes! This Shepard is a clone and we can build a new one. It'll be like Alien Resurrection complete with half-cyborg Shepard.

So the Catalyst controls the Reapers?

Tell me again why we can't kill the little snot nose?

 

[Rebel Leader]

April 10 is the day you can begin pre-ordering, it's not the release date.

Buy Xenoblade is =D

 

[Zomba13]

I think my favourite part of the Mass Effect 3 Ending Debacle is how BioWare devs and writers and PR and whatnots lied to us so much pre-release, saying we won't just choose ending A, B or C and how our choices will matter in the ending.

 

[Fudgepuppy]

aaawwww yeah

Consider how many times they say "It looks like a videogame" as something bad, I hope they don't do an Ebert.

 

[BeauRoger]

So the Catalyst controls the Reapers?

Ah yes, but who watches the watchers watcher?

 

[hateradio]

I think my favourite part of the Mass Effect 3 Ending Debacle is how BioWare devs and writers and PR and whatnots lied to us so much pre-release, saying we won't just choose ending A, B or C and how our choices will matter in the ending.

Favorite? Disbelief?

 

[Kem0sabe]

We need ME3-2