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[HarryDemeanor]

An unfortunate side effect though is I think Tebow's days may be over as a Bronco, which is a bit of a shame. I kind of liked a few things that he could do (if he was able to stop fumbling the ball).

As much as I like Tim Tebow, he was never going to get anywhere in a Denver Broncos uniform. From all the shit that was coming out during the offseason it was quite clear they wanted nothing to do with him. The only person who believed in him was fired two years ago. Now he gets the opportunity to go to an organization that would actually work with him.

 

[ryan-ts]

49ers and Alex Smith trust now.

Arthur is still a funny show to this day. Love that one episode where Art Garfunkel is a moose and sings about Buster.

 

[ThatCrazyGuy]

We gonna smash you twice a year now Peyton!

I hope Tebow goes to miami. He can hang out with lebron and wade and be corrupted.

 

[eznark]

We dont need no geriatric fuck quarterbacking our team! Come back Alex!

That's good, because Hasselbeck is now no longer an option.

 

[ph33nix]

TEBOW TO THE DOLPHINS

YOU CAN REDEEM YOURSELF IRELAND

 

[Futurevoid]

Wow, shocked he picked the broncos. They don't strike me as competing for a superbowl, even with him.

The addition of Manning shifts the power in that (shitty as hell) division pretty heavily in their favor. No Super Bowl guarantee nonsense, but with Manning the Broncos will likely be a perennial playoff team while he's the QB. i.e. plenty of opportunity to make it back to the big game.

You could argue the Niners or Titans were a better fit but as mentioned, Harbaugh isn't going to let Manning walk in and run his offense and the Titans have a much better Texans team to contend with in that division. The choice makes sense.

 

[captmcblack]

Tebow pretty much has to go to the Dolphins now.

...this may actually work out well for everyone!

 

[jakncoke]

Wonder who will take Tebow.

 

[SonnyBoy]

LOL at the teams that fucked up their chemistry and alienated their QB's for Noodle Neck.

I'm even happier that the Skins pulled the trigger on who they really wanted, instead of waiting around.

And... Will people villanize Peyton/Broncos for this? For screwing over Tebow...? I think so. I hope this whole thing falls apart. I cannot wait!!

 

[Nightz]

We gonna smash you twice a year now Peyton!

I hope Tebow goes to miami. He can hang out with lebron and wade and be corrupted.

This. His losing streak against us will go up to 7 games this year.

 

[Bolt Vanderhuge]

Even after being cuckolded on a national stage Alex would really rather go back to SF than play MIA? What the fuck, is Jeff Ireland's first question to everybody he meets "So, is your mother a whore?"

 

[TheLegendary]

.

Oh my gooooooooooodddddddd

 

[LukeSmith]

Only the power of Peyton could quell Tebowmania.

 

[Anton Sugar]

I don't pay attention to the Broncos but who will he have to throw to? How about protection? Should have picked the Niners.

Protection has been an issue with the Colts for years. Manning is good enough to hide it.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Wonder who will take Tebow.

 

[I H8 Memes]

The Broncos offensive line is actually really good. Most of Tebow's sacks last year that he took were when he was running around int he pocket. The line couldn't keep up with all of his movement. They were built for a drop back passer (which is why Orton both last year and the year before) really didn't take too many sacks.

Bonus

 

[Quixzlizx]

It'll be hilarious if Alex Smith signs with Miami. He's nobody's caddy.

 

[tmdorsey]

Well let's not get crazy yet. They still have "ok" at best receivers and lost Royal and their TEs are pretty terrible. But yeah they improved a lot just by ditching Tebow.

Not saying they are a favorite to win it by any means, but I think they have a good chance of making it out of a down AFC.

 

[Junie12]

Is it my turn to pick yet?

Oh and congrats Broncos on the Manning signing. I guess now I have to prepare myself for Tebow now *sighs

 

[Jay Sosa]

but with Manning the Broncos will likely be a perennial playoff team while he's the QB

Yeah for two years, he's not getting younger or healthier.

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

I have the weirdest Tebowner right now.

 

[jakncoke]

Tebow accidentally hitting the spin button gifs are so hilarious

 

[squicken]

I wonder where Tebow goes. He's almost a coach killer. No one wants to play him but the locals all adore him. I think Denver is stuck with him.

edit: As far as I've seen, the following picks have been made

1 Colts-Luck
2 Skings-RGIII
3 Vikes-Kalil

Browns on the clock

 

[Grover Cleveland]

We dont need no geriatric fuck quarterbacking our team! Come back Alex!

:jnc, Alex ain't coming back. He don't care about yo money!

Spoiler

Now if Harbaugh throws in his "special services", he might consider it.

Incarcerated Bob is right again!

Never doubt the dude.

The folks you meet in prison are some of the most reliable people on the planet.

 

[Futurevoid]

LOL at the teams that fucked up their chemistry and alienated their QB's for Noodle Neck.

I'm even happier that the Skins pulled the trigger on who they really wanted, instead of waiting around.

Laughable. Insane and laughable at the same time.

San Fran fucking up chemistry with Alex Smith? Or the Titans with an aging Hasselbald? Please. Both teams were right to be in the mix.

 

[darkside31337]

No Super Bowl guarantee nonsense, but with Manning the Broncos will likely be a perennial playoff team while he's the QB. i.e. plenty of opportunity to make it back to the big game.

Over/Under on the amount of seasons hes playing in a Broncos uniform has to be 1.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Not sure how I feel about that.

 

[eznark]

Only the power of Peyton could quell Tebowmania.

Colts to trade Luck for Tebow

 

[Plinko]

It'll be hilarious if Alex Smith signs with Miami. He's nobody's caddy.

This, although I think they'll be just fine without him. Probably bringing in Hasselbeck.

 

[Striker]

And... Will people villanize Peyton/Broncos for this? For screwing over Tebow...? I think so. I hope this whole thing falls apart. I cannot wait!!

Would you have villainized Tennessee if they signed Peyton? They have a young QB in Jake Locker who is ready to play. Do you villainize S.F. if they do because they just went to the NFCC Game with Alex Smith, coming off his best season to date? Either way the QB was getting replaced. It's a business. Nothing more.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Brown's are up.


Indianapolis (2-14) - LukeSmith, Narag - Andrew Luck

Washington (5-11) - mr2xxx, LiveWire - Robert Griffin III

Minnesota (3-13) - Slo

Cleveland (4-12) - Wes, hiryu

Tampa Bay (4-12) - I H8 Memes

St. Louis (2-14) - squicken

Jacksonville (5-11) - Tamanon

Miami (6-10) - Junie12

Carolina (6-10) - Bowser

Buffalo (6-10) - LJ11

Kansas City (7-9) -

Seattle (7-9) - Canuck76, Bluemax

Arizona (8-8) - Squall ASF

Dallas (8-8) - Sviatoslav

Philadelphia (8-8) - yankeehater, Brinbe, JABEE

New York Jets (8-8) - darkside31337

Cincinnati - from Oakland (8-8) -

San Diego (8-8) - Nightz

Chicago (8-8) - yacobod, cuevas, PhD.

Tennessee (9-7) - The M.O.B, sf2fanatic

Cincinnati* (9-7) -

Cleveland - from Atlanta* (10-6) - Wes, hiryu

Detroit* (10-6) - Doorman, goldlion054, Plinko, beast786

Pittsburgh* (12-4) - DeaconKnowledge, chuckddd, AngmarsKing701

Denver* (8-8) - Godslay

Houston* (10-6) - Vyer

New England - from New Orleans* (13-3) - Dutch Patriot, Alligatorjandro, Case, ActStriker, Bread

Green Bay* (15-1) - eznark, Buckethead, mastershake, TheLegendary, brentech, Greg, wienke

Baltimore* (12-4) - BaltimoreLarry, Nakazato

San Francisco* (13-3) - methodman, FrenchMovieTheme, LevelNth

New England* (13-3) - Dutch Patriot, Alligatorjandro, Case, ActStriker, Bread

New York Giants* (9-7) - Futurevoid, Wellington, Striker, BigAT

 

[linkboy]

Even after being cuckolded on a national stage Alex would really rather go back to SF than play MIA? What the fuck, is Jeff Ireland's first question to everybody he meets "So, is your mother a whore?"

Its his best chance at success in the NFL. He goes to Miami and he's not going to come anywhere close to where he was last year.

Besides, the Dolphins probably have their eyes on Tebow now. Bringing him back to Florida would put people into Joe Robbie, er, I mean Pro Player, opps, I mean Sun Life or whatever the fuck they're calling their stadium now.

 

[Nightz]

I think the Vikes already went with Kalil.

 

[I H8 Memes]

Well let's not get crazy yet. They still have "ok" at best receivers and lost Royal and their TEs are pretty terrible. But yeah they improved a lot just by ditching Tebow.

Manning has spent his entire career making nothing but #2 and 3 receivers look like superstars. Marvin Harrison was the best wideout he's ever had and I don't think that cowardly munchkin would have been a #1 receiver with anybody else at QB.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Deacon, Slo picked Kalil.

 

[jakncoke]

Over/Under on the amount of seasons hes playing in a Broncos uniform has to be 1.

over, at least 2, maybe 3

 

[darkside31337]

And... Will people villanize Peyton/Broncos for this? For screwing over Tebow...? I think so. I hope this whole thing falls apart. I cannot wait!!

Yes.

It will get real ugly when the Broncos aren't winning games. Even if Peyton is playing, and playing well.

Broncos miss the playoffs and heads will roll.

 

[GoldenEye 007]

GG, Miami Dolphins. Your organization management and ownership sucks donkey balls. Terrible.

 

[Futurevoid]

over, at least 2, maybe 3

I'd say at least 3 more years.

 

[eznark]

I'd say at least 3 more years.

Definitely, and they will make the playoffs every one of them. With ease. That division is bad and has gotten worse.

 

[Jay Sosa]

Yes.

It will get real ugly when the Broncos aren't winning games. Even if Peyton is playing, and playing well.

Broncos miss the playoffs and heads will roll.

It would be soooo funny if they miss the playoffs with Peyton.

 

[RBH]

Skip Bayless reaction:


http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=7709252

 

[Futurevoid]

Definitely, and they will make the playoffs every one of them. With ease. That division is bad and has gotten worse.

Yep, the exact point I made earlier. The shit factor of the division had to play into the decision I'd guess.

 

[bjb]

FREE TEBOW

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Bonus

Is there a gif of Tebow getting sacked for a 30 yard loss against the Pats.

 

[Jay Sosa]

Definitely, and they will make the playoffs every one of them. With ease. That division is bad and has gotten worse.

I'm not so sure, KC is pretty good if Cassel is healthy. Raiders are a mess but not that bad and SD is SD.

 

[eznark]

Skip Bayless reaction:


http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=7709252

He thinks the Broncos are worse than Miami? lol

 

[Kusagari]

Hope Peyton likes getting trolled by the Chargers twice a year.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Oh yeah, I want to drink FMT tears. Mwahahahahaha.

 

[Slo]

Yes, Vikes take Kalil just like Maestro said.