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[SquashMatch]

Sweet Mary this Raw is turning into a giant Big Show in a hurry. I dont even think we have had 10 minutes of wrestling.

 

[BoboBrazil]

lol I told you in the last thread that D-Bry ain't gonna be on RAW!

Damn, so who does he lose to on Smackdown? Big Show or Great Khali?

 

[Professor Beef]

you're a bunch of snarky snarks. We've already had FOUR matches for a combined TWELVE minutes of good ol' fashion wrasslin'. DOES NOTHING MAKE YOU HAPPY?

I know what you guys want, more HHH.

Obviously we need more Funka....

No. No, I can't finish the goddamned sentence. I can't do it.

 

[IdreamofHIME]

Here in the UK we get Prototype 2 ads..

I'm playing the 1st game at the moment. Ugly as sin, but damn fun.

 

[The Frankman]

WTF I thought Cena was going on vacation?

Cena better be fired, announcing an injury, or destroyed by Bork Laser.

That's all I'm saying.

 

[krae_man]

LOL you can see Kane was nowhere near the chair in that photo.

 

[Ravensmash]

Why hasn't Randy gotten help yet for the voices he's been hearing for years!

Potential story line right there.

Do

Spoiler

n't do

it Vince!

 

[UberTag]

Sweet Mary this Raw is turning into a giant Big Show in a hurry. I dont even think we have had 10 minutes of wrestling.

cr_blah_blah says we've had 12 minutes. So it's much better than you thought.

Cena better be fired, announcing an injury, or destroyed by Bork Laser.
That's all I'm saying.

Cena being fired only lasts 2 weeks. And he's never really gone during that time. In fact, he still main events while not on the roster.

 

[jmdajr]

vicki weight loss has peaked

still did good though

 

[BoboBrazil]

Vickie is a channel changer. Fuck off.

 

[cr_blah_blah]

Obviously we need more Funka....

No. No, I can't finish the goddamned sentence. I can't do it.

how about more HHH recaps? Will shut your mouth! Gah! I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO TO MAKE YOU HAPPY

cr_blah_blah says we've had 12 minutes. So it's much better than you thought.

It was a rough estimate with rounding: 4 mins - Miz, 4 mins. - Y2J, 3 mins - Funk, 1 min - Layla
but I've only been half paying attention

 

[krae_man]

Swagger needs his Pyro back.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Vickie is a channel changer. Fuck off.

Lets go 18 seconds...lol

 

[BoboBrazil]

They've still done nothing to justify Brock losing last night. Where's the justification in that loss?????????????????

 

[truly101]

Vicki looking

Spoiler

like

hot

Spoiler

garbage

 

[The Frankman]

Cena being fired only lasts 2 weeks. And he's never really gone during that time. In fact, he still main events while not on the roster.

Hey you're thinking of his Latino counterpart Juan Cener!

 

[SquashMatch]

If Hogan really wants to revolutionize TNA he needs to watch raw and do the exact opposite of what they do every week. Seriously, the exact fucking opposite.

 

[Bowser]

Cena better be fired, announcing an injury, or destroyed by Bork Laser.

That's all I'm saying.

I honestly think we've seen the last of Bork tonight. I hope to god I am wrong.

 

[rvd2kewl]

Bellas "Fired"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2012-04-30/bella-twins-fired

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

They've still done nothing to justify Brock losing last night. Where's the justification in that loss?????????????????

You'll see it when Cena comes out with bandages all over his head and an arm brace.

1-0 or 0-1 or 0-0-1??????

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Bellas "Fired"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2012-04-30/bella-twins-fired

cya in TNA, girls

 

[Bowser]

Bellas "Fired"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2012-04-30/bella-twins-fired

smh...so we don't even get the year-long Kharma payoff.

*sigh*

 

[UberTag]

smh...so we don't even get the year-long Kharma payoff.

*sigh*

Vince decided Kharma needed to go lose some weight.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Bellas "Fired"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2012-04-30/bella-twins-fired

Obviously the Bellas were not aware of this lol They tweeted a few minutes ago

@thebellatwins

"Note to self... Don't argue with your twin sister at the beginning of a title match! I'm going to ask Johnny for a rematch!! N #RAW #WWE"

 

[Dinokill]

I will do misionary and doggie with Vickie all night long!

 

[rvd2kewl]

smh...so we don't even get the year-long Kharma payoff.

*sigh*

Or Bella vs Bella.

Would've likely sucked anyway but how do you close that chapter without going there?

 

[Ultratech]

And Orton wins!

 

[truly101]

nice counter sequence. Boreton needs to be a heel again.

 

[Kyoufu]

Punk v Orton please.

 

[British Monsoon]

Eh, please not Punk vs Orton.

 

[krae_man]

Bellas "Fired"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2012-04-30/bella-twins-fired

:LOL no Kharma

ouble LOL This ref knows how not to botch.

 

[darkside31337]

Miz got screwed.

 

[B M ARAGON]

well better than the miz at least

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

It's all right Miz. You'll be in The Marine 3.

Shouldn't those marines be jeering the fuck out of him?

 

[cr_blah_blah]

Swagger sprinting to that turnbuckle on the reversal. At least he did his job, unlike black ref. Sorry, black ref.

 

[The Frankman]

OUTTA NOWHERE

 

[MisterLuffy]

Better luck next time miz.....or not.

 

[sf2fanatic]

I will do misionary and doggie with Vickie all night long!

lol

 

[A Pretty Panda]

IT'S ALEX RILEY

 

[Kusagari]

The tag belts still exist?

 

[Talamius]

Production values are off the chart.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Primo and Epico are defending their tag team championship against JOHN CENA!

 

[B M ARAGON]

production botch

 

[IdreamofHIME]

I'm gonna miss the Bellas

 

[Malo]

I'd be okay with Orton vs Punk I guess.

 

[Guzim]

IT'S ALEX RILEY

Haha, I thought the same thing.

 

[Ultratech]

Bellas "Fired"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2012-04-30/bella-twins-fired

Well damn. So much for Kharma's revenge...

 

[Kyoufu]

Eh, please not Punk vs Orton.

Why not? Won't be a squash this time.

Obviously it won't happen though because Vince restricts the product to Face vs Heel.

I think it'll be Tensai or Jericho or something.

 

[The Frankman]

GO TEAM BLACK!

NATION 2.0 REPPING

 

[Striker]

Just flipped it on. WWE still thinks the tag titles matter? Primo and Epico haven't won in weeks.

Brand split, and a Smackdown guy is your #1 contender for the title.