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[Kyon]

ASCENDED TO STARBUCKSVILLE

Your UGLY faves could NEVER.

Unfitney, cause you know, on account of the courts finding her to be an unfit mother. You should think up ones that are at least as good. Holy Spearit isn't too bad. You need to be working more in that direction.

Full Custody was granted YEARS AGO. CLOCKED. NEXT. DISMISSED.

 

[Mau ®]

Britney detractors have Shitney or my fave: Unfitney, cause you know, on account of the courts finding her to be an unfit mother. You should think up ones that are at least as good. Holy Spearit isn't too bad. You need to be working more in that direction.

Invalid.

She now has full custody again.

NEXT.

 

[Kyon]

Invalid.

She now has full custody again.

NEXT.

They keep TRYING but failing to produce receipts. Godney remains UNBOTHERED.

People STILL living in 07 thinking Britney just shaved her head yesterday. Stay pressed, depressed, oppressed and compressed.

 

[Mau ®]

They keep TRYING but failing to produce receipts. Godney remains UNBOTHERED.

Why do they keep resisting GODNEY?

I just can't get around it.

 

[Kyon]

Why do they keep resisting GODNEY?

I just can't get around it.

I'd be PRESSEDT too if the Queen of Pop just MURDERED my faves DEAD and IRRELEVANT in just 1 day. They should just sell their souls tbh. The Goddess accepts all who repent.

 

[Dyno]

Invalid.

She now has full custody again.

NEXT.

Yeah I'm sure the children are perfect. Kids are immune to trama during their developmental years, right? It's not like anything sticks when they're young and their brains are little sponges.

How about financial conservatorship? Does Writney still need her father for things like power of attorney?

I thought it best to ask the experts.

 

[Mau ®]

Yeah I'm sure the children are perfect. Kids are immune to trama during their developmental years, right? It's not like anything sticks when they're young and their brains are little sponges.

Im sure her kids HATE her

And that she DOESNT provide them with activities to develop a POSITIVE profile

How about financial conservatorship? Does Writney still need her father for things like power of attorney?

I thought it best to ask the experts.

The C-ship is merely a DEVICE to protect her from SCUM like Sam Lufti who drugged her DAILY when she was most vulnerable.

 

[JCX]

Pop-gaf is a collaborative conceptual art piece.

 

[Escape Goat]

Nothing gives your show credibility like having Britney Spears gauge talent.

 

[SaintZ]

For those who do not read the Glee thread. Godney is going to receive another tribute episode for season 4.

The reason for the Spears hour is because the network is so excited about the pairing of a Spears/X-Factor with Glee on Thursday nights. It also certainly doesn’t hurt that the original Britney tribute, which aired early in the second season, is still one of Glee’s highest-rated episode to date.

 

[Dyno]

Im sure her kids HATE her

On the front page right now there is the story of a Florida mom who shot at her children. They ran away to the neighbours but came back when the mother told them to so she could shoot them dead.

All children love their mothers, no matter what they're like. It's why failing them is such a big deal in society.

The C-ship is merely a DEVICE to protect her from SCUM like Sam Lufti who drugged her DAILY when she was most vulnerable.

When she becomes an adult she will be ready to take on that responsibility herself, right?

 

[Kyon]

For those who do not read the Glee thread. Godney is going to receive another tribute episode for season 4.

LOL the 1st Britney episode gave them their highest ratings ever in the entire program. I'd wanna shoe in a Godney episode and reap the ratings too. Same thing happened when she performed in Xfactor UK a few years ago, same thing happened when she appeared in How I Met Your Mother and Will and Grace. GODNEY=RATINGS QUEEN, no one can get enough of her its her craft.


@ITZ sis ignore the lessors i cant with the way they type now, what kind of illuminati slang... The DELUSIONS Dyno has about Britney without giving FACTUAL PROOF/RECEIPTS is just as HYSTERICAL as in 07 when all those stories were made up about her just so people can buy their magazines.

 

[Mau ®]

On the front page right now there is the story of a Florida mom who shot at her children, who ran away to the neighbours but came back when the mother told them to so she could shoot them dead.

All children love their mothers, no matter what they're like.

When she becomes an adult she will be ready to take on that responsibility herself, right?

Look baboon,

The court has seen her as a FIT MOTHER to give her back FULL CUSTODY. Your original hypothesis is FLAWED AND ERRONEOUS.

I dont know why you keep trying with RANDOM STORIES FROM FOOKIN FLORIDA. Bish, you know that place HARVESTS crazies like they harvest oranges. IT'S MASSIVE.

 

[MIMIC]

Pop-gaf is a collaborative conceptual art piece.

Heh.

Pop-GAF makes me laugh. The fanaticism, the GIFS where no is saying what they're captioned as saying, the puns....cracks me up.

 

[Kyon]

Heh.

Pop-GAF makes me laugh. The fanaticism, the GIFS where no is saying what they're captioned as saying, the puns....cracks me up.

Have fun here lol

http://stan-wars.com

STANS GO IN. I recall an article on NY TIMES about us.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/06/fashion/scratching-the-celebrity-itch.html?_r=1&adxnnl=1&pagewanted=all&adxnnlx=1337110168-TxaioN9Xhb5hKm9fH8a+bg

 

[Escape Goat]

Have fun here lol

http://stan-wars.com

So THATS where they all come from.

 

[MIMIC]

"You're all flops"

I'm already cracking up.

 

[Kyon]

So THATS where they all come from.

Nope. Stans been around since Madonna's, Whitney's, Mariah's time. We just never had a name for ourselves until the Eminem song. It used to be SUPER FAN

 

[Busty]

Pop-gaf is a collaborative conceptual art piece.

Hahaha.

Nail. On. The. Head.

 

[Die Squirrel Die]

Nope. Stans been around since Madonna's, Whitney's, Mariah's time. We just never had a name for ourselves until the Eminem song. It used to be SUPER FAN

Well that answers the question I was going to ask.

 

[Dyno]

Look baboon,

The court has seen her as a FIT MOTHER to give her back FULL CUSTODY. Your original hypothesis is FLAWED AND ERRONEOUS.

My original hypothesis is that she earned the nickname Unfitney because it happened. It was a real thing involving real children.

But I've upset you with these facts, that's clear to see, and I don't want to upset you any further.

 

[krypt0nian]

inthezone pouring the TEA.

::LIESDETECTOR:: none

::BABOONS:: many

 

[idwl]

since when did Britney get full custody back? I thought it was still 50/50

 

[Dyno]

That NYT article is great! Thanks for posting

But many stans claim their mission is infused with self-deprecating dark humor.

Kyon, I think this aspect is sorely missing from your stanning.

 

[Kyon]

since when did Britney get full custody back? I thought it was still 50/50

nope, full custody. K Fat wanted the kids with her. Her babies are with her 90% of the time the other percent isnt known since no one has seen the kids with him for like a year now LOL.

@Dyno you no think im funny? ;______;

 

[idwl]

nope, full custody. K Fat wanted the kids with her. Her babies are with her 90% of the time the other percent isnt known since no one has seen the kids with him for like a year now LOL.

@Dyno you no think im funny? ;______;

I know they're with her most of the time. Do you have any news articles on it?

 

[Cynosure]

edit// i want to keep it cute.


She looks pretty in these pics. Still 40+, but at least a good looking one now


from this

to this

 

[Mau ®]

My original hypothesis is that she earned the nickname Unfitney because it happened. It was a real thing involving real children.

But I've upset you with these facts, that's clear to see, and I don't want to upset you any further.

Hun,

You used FLORIDA as a RECEIPT.

Whatever credibility and fine, sensible talking points you tried to prove went down the TOILET and Im afraid it's never coming BACK.

 

[Kyon]

I know they're with her most of the time. Do you have any news articles on it?

No articles as her hearings are all sealed and confidential. She doesnt have SOLE custody of course be she does have full physical custody again. When she gets married to Jason they could potentially fight for sole custody but idt she minds KFat being around

The ever so sketchy RadarOnline posted this a few years ago, saying KFat has sole custody but doesnt mind sharing which explains why they are always with her.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/06/exclusive-judge-discusses-child-custody-issues-britney-spears-dad-and-attorneys

Based on this article and the evidence lately its more like 80/20 in terms of custody. SHARED i mean

 

[Mumei]

@Dyno you no think im funny? ;______;

Don't worry, Kyon.

I think you're laughable.

 

[Kyon]

edit// i want to keep it cute.


She looks pretty in these pics. Still 40+, but at least a good looking one now


from this


to this

Queens TBH

only GODNEY and LEGENDTina

Don't worry, Kyon.

I think you're laughable.

How MARIAH of you ;___;

 

[twobear]

kyon babe I can't tell what's worse, you stanning for BRUISES or XTINCTA

 

[Kyon]

kyon babe I can't tell what's worse, you stanning for BRUISES or XTINCTA

Pretend i stan for neither and you will love me more?


EDIT:

When Simon called her a SUPERSTAR this the face she did, i never even caught it lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The GIFS that will be rolling in this year are gonna be a GOLD MINE.

 

[twobear]

Pretend i stan for neither and you will love me more?

Deal.

I already pretend itz doesn't stan for Rihanna

Spoiler

in my dreams where we're marriieeeeeeed.

 

[Baconsammy]

I look forward to the first of many times she clears out the mentor desk with one of her classy southern-girl farts.

 

[Kyon]

I look forward to the first of many times she clears out the mentor desk with one of her classy southern-girl farts.

Her southern-girl farts are the ESSENCE of the HOLY SPEARIT. The heavenly winds can only blessedT the worthy.

 

[Mumei]

How MARIAH of you ;___;

You know I'm only teasing. <3

 

[Kyon]

You know I'm only teasing. <3

<3 of course

 

[Dyno]

Hun,

You used FLORIDA as a RECEIPT.

Whatever credibility and fine, sensible talking points you tried to prove went down the TOILET and Im afraid it's never coming BACK.

It was an example that children will even love the most horrible and murderous of mothers. Not saying Britney is in that catagory but the facts render your picture posting as irrelevant.

So by all means continue.

 

[Majmun]

On the front page right now there is the story of a Florida mom who shot at her children. They ran away to the neighbours but came back when the mother told them to so she could shoot them dead.


All children love their mothers, no matter what they're like. It's why failing them is such a big deal in society.

Dyno, you don't know the difference between fear and respect.

The children went back because they were afraid of her, not because they loved her. Don't compare this shit with Britney. Not here for that.

 

[Dyno]

Indeed the matter should be dropped. It came up from me mentioning Unfitney and how clever that was as a nickname, you know, because there is some truth to it, which is how humor works best.

 

[Kyon]

Crying for all the STREET RATS trying to come for the Queen. Your faves just cant stop STRUGGLING to look HALF as flawfree.

SERVE BITCH SERVE

 

[Moaradin]

Where on GAF have I wondered into.

 

[Escape Goat]

Crying for all the STREET RATS trying to come for the Queen. Your faves just cant stop STRUGGLING to look HALF as flawfree.
[IM]http://www.dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/spl393240_004.jpg[/IMG]

[IG]http://popaddicts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/rachel.gif[/IMG]

SERVE BITCH SERVE

She looks like a mid 30s soccer mom. Pop princess is long gone.

 

[Kyon]

She looks like a mid 30s soccer mom.

Its what she is tho, the undeniable QUEEN OF SOCCER MOMS

Basic Peasant Moms around the world could NEVER

 

[idwl]

Her nose seems really different , make up?
And her eyebrows need to be done.

 

[Kyon]

Her nose seems really different , make up?
And her eyebrows need to be done.

Simon hired stylists for her, she will have a new look. She's gonna look so flawless. XFactor-ney is coming ya'll, we aint worthy or ready

 

[The Lamp]

The response this thread deserves.

But not the one it needs right now.

From what I can see, this thread is the worst product of human anonymity to ever exist.

 

[Kyon]

FORBES released their Top 100 Celebs list, GODNEY placed at #6, tho the most relevant part of this list is that she is the highest paid female musician in the whole list including the (questionable #1 J.HOE). CRYING FOR YOUR FAVES. Who said she was irrelevant and had no career? I thought people with no careers made no money? The fact that she got paid more than all your faves is hysterical. NO CAREER? NOT PRINCESS OF POP? DISMISSED.

HIGHEST-PAID MUSICIANS:

1 Elton John $80 million
2 Bon Jovi $60 million
3 Britney Spears $58 million
4 Paul McCartney $57 million
5 Taylor Swift $57 million
6 Toby Keith $55 million
7 Justin Bieber $55 million
8 Rihanna $53 million
9 Lady Gaga $52 million
10 Katy Perry $45 million
11 Kenny Chesney $44 million
12 Beyoncé Knowles $35 million
13 Adele $35 million
14 Brad Paisley $32 million
15 Tiesto $23 million
16 Skrillex $15 million

THE RECEIPTS DON'T LIE GURLS

http://www.forbes.com/celebrities/

Meanwhile all of your flop favorite musicians are SCAVENGING for SCRAPS on the HOLY GROUNDS she walks on. You should TRY and CNTRL+F your faves CAREERS cause I dont think you will find them anywhere after this TEA.

Once a LESSOR ALWAYS A LESSOR

Hang it UP. The Head BITCH is that BITCH and is snatching wigs this year ya'll. Jasmine Premium CHAI CLOCKED AND SERVED x12.

 

[Mau ®]

THE FORBES TEA. IT'S UNDENIABLE. BRITNEY IS THE QUEEN OF MUSIC!!!