Ill of course post impressions. Hopefully I'll like it more than the cock ring which I pretty much gave to my BF.
Had a customer straight up hit on me and my coworker the other day. Technically its sexual harrassment but since we agg it on its more for comedy. The guy is very hot as well (5'5", ex marine, bald/goatee, slight belly, glorious ass) so its a bit hard to stay professional which doesn't happen anyway in such a laid back office.
The moment he comes in he asks my coworker to sit on his face (she's apparently heard crazier from him). He then looks at me and says "...hmmm, haven't had dick in a while, how u doin? Bet I'd walk funny after a go with you".
Apparently its mostly in jest, but there's definitely some modicrum of possibility that he's serious which is cool yet creepy. I really think him and his wife are swingers.
Best part:
"My BF and I don't really play well with others"
"Oh, he can come along too! You can hit me from both ends"

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