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[Plies]

So, I got a dog and I started to take him on walks in the park to pick up chicks. When we get to the park though he is always jumping on other male dogs and humping them.

Not that there is anything wrong with being gay, but I don't want to send out the wrong message here. I was hoping that all the girls would want to pet him and I could use the opportunity to make my move, but this is getting embarrassing. Any tests out there to see if a dog is gay?

 

[Nok Su Kow]

 

[GateofD]

Dogs copy their owners

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

 

[Guilty_AI]

pretty sure you're just projecting

 

[John Bilbo]

That's like free love on the free love freeway

 

[RJMacready73]

Dogs mimic their owners, stop bucking dudes my man, you'll come across as less ghey

 

[Audiophile]

Tbf, I think they just like rubbing their junk on whatever's available.

 

[sono]

Sound like neutering both is the way

 

[Digital-Aftertaste]

 

[Trilobit]

Any tests out there to see if a dog is gay?

Put an Xbox and Playstation console in front of it and see which it prefers.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Not sure about all this owners and dogs thing, but one time, I was high as ALL fuck before boarding the bus for highschool(haha) was hanging with 2 of my best ones and we were so lit, only the bus ride before class could have seen us sober up some, with that in mind; I shit you not!
We saw a trio of dogs stuck against one another walking/hoping in unison. We were laughing our fucking asses right off. Dogs panting and looking around while looking like something out of The Human Centipede.
They looked confused, embarrassed, and euphoric, simultaneously. Most random awkward shit at 7am in the morning. What's more, the bus came while they were still in sight so the entire bus was rolling once it stopped and people caught a look at the k-9 ménage a trois.

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

Weekend threads are the best... oh wait its just a regular Plies thread

 

[Plies]

Put an Xbox and Playstation console in front of it and see which it prefers.

Which one is the gay console?

 

[Trilobit]

Which one is the gay console?

Both.

 

[darrylgorn]

Live thread #693527292523

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

Give him the option between eating a sausage or some chicken breast.

 

[March Climber]

Plies thread #693527292523

Fixed.

 

[Beretta]

 

[DaciaJC]

Can't say for sure without pics, OP.

 

[T8SC]