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I've beaten God Hand on Die-difficulty without ever using any God-powers.
I've beaten Devil May Cry 3 on DMD.
Demon's Souls and Dark Souls is a fucking joke.
I have a 97 hammerdin non-boosted on HC.
I've beaten all of WoWs vanilla content before any nerfs (besides AQ40)
I've beaten the first three Onimusha games with only Issens.
I've beaten Contra 3 multiple times without dying once.



QUIZ TIME!!!
What does all of the games above have in common that D3 doesn't have?

Can you guess it? You should be able to get it if you use your brain!

ALL OF THE GAMES ABOVE USES PIXEL FUCKING PERFECT GAMEPLAY. YOU DIE, IT'S YOUR FAULT. MELEE SWINGS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HIT YOU FROM 20 YARDS AWAY, YOU SILLY FUCKING COMPANY.


No one cares about your crazy shtick, tell us what you broke or hush.
 
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Yeah and I won't be joining ya'll, that's for sure. I don't think I've ever been this happy returning to work. I'll be working all next month, fuck yeah.
Yeah we get it, you are angry, Diablo 3 sucks.
Get the fuck over it. Shit's getting old.
I'm basically quoting Duckroll. "I'm tired of circlejerk threads"

And that's exactly what this threads been. Oh boy, nightmare sure is a step-up in difficult! I'm really enjoying this, guys! Probably my GotY!
 
I've beaten God Hand on Die-difficulty without ever using any God-powers.
I've beaten Devil May Cry 3 on DMD.
Demon's Souls and Dark Souls is a fucking joke.
I have a 97 hammerdin non-boosted on HC.
I've beaten all of WoWs vanilla content before any nerfs (besides AQ40)
I've beaten the first three Onimusha games with only Issens.
I've beaten Contra 3 multiple times without dying once.



QUIZ TIME!!!
What does all of the games above have in common that D3 doesn't have?

Can you guess it? You should be able to get it if you use your brain!

ALL OF THE GAMES ABOVE USES PIXEL FUCKING PERFECT GAMEPLAY. YOU DIE, IT'S YOUR FAULT. MELEE SWINGS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HIT YOU FROM 20 YARDS AWAY, YOU SILLY FUCKING COMPANY.

Lol, I'm sure I read a blizzard post that was intended !
 
I think most people are upset that the difficulty is just an EXTREME gear check with little ramp up.. nothing more.

Not like they added new mechanics to test our skills, and what we've learned from the previous difficulties. Nope, just a simple cockblock gear check. Which is fine... but when it's by itself with nothing else... ugh.
 
I'm basically quoting Duckroll. "I'm tired of circlejerk threads"

And that's exactly what this threads been. Oh boy, nightmare sure is a step-up in difficult! I'm really enjoying this, guys! Probably my GotY!

Amirox says that. And when he does, he usually does it with some well-written, articulate arguments. You, on the other hand, have thrown a temper tantrum so hard you broke $400 worth of whatever and have displayed the emotional maturity of a goddamn toddler.

Way to liven up the conversation, buddy. I can feel the intelligent discussion just flowing into the room now.
 
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I'm not sure why everyone hates so hard on the wizard armour. I don't think he looks too shabby.
 
I've beaten God Hand on Die-difficulty without ever using any God-powers.
I've beaten Devil May Cry 3 on DMD.
Demon's Souls and Dark Souls is a fucking joke.
I have a 97 hammerdin non-boosted on HC.
I've beaten all of WoWs vanilla content before any nerfs (besides AQ40)
I've beaten the first three Onimusha games with only Issens.
I've beaten Contra 3 multiple times without dying once.



QUIZ TIME!!!
What does all of the games above have in common that D3 doesn't have?

Can you guess it? You should be able to get it if you use your brain!

ALL OF THE GAMES ABOVE USES PIXEL FUCKING PERFECT GAMEPLAY. YOU DIE, IT'S YOUR FAULT. MELEE SWINGS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HIT YOU FROM 20 YARDS AWAY, YOU SILLY FUCKING COMPANY.

Wow has pixel perfect accuracy? Since when?
 
Where do the screenshots go when I print screen in-game?
 
I've beaten God Hand on Die-difficulty without ever using any God-powers.
I've beaten Devil May Cry 3 on DMD.
Demon's Souls and Dark Souls is a fucking joke.
I have a 97 hammerdin non-boosted on HC.
I've beaten all of WoWs vanilla content before any nerfs (besides AQ40)
I've beaten the first three Onimusha games with only Issens.
I've beaten Contra 3 multiple times without dying once.



QUIZ TIME!!!
What does all of the games above have in common that D3 doesn't have?

Can you guess it? You should be able to get it if you use your brain!

ALL OF THE GAMES ABOVE USES PIXEL FUCKING PERFECT GAMEPLAY. YOU DIE, IT'S YOUR FAULT. MELEE SWINGS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HIT YOU FROM 20 YARDS AWAY, YOU SILLY FUCKING COMPANY.

The whole "sad trust fund kid who spends 16 hours a day playing and obsessing over video games" schtick was amusing, now it's just irritating. Go outside and play.
 
Yeah and I won't be joining ya'll, that's for sure. I don't think I've ever been this happy returning to work. I'll be working all next month, fuck yeah.

I'm basically quoting Duckroll. "I'm tired of circlejerk threads"

And that's exactly what this threads been. Oh boy, nightmare sure is a step-up in difficult! I'm really enjoying this, guys! Probably my GotY!

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If this thread is a circle-jerk, how tired is your hand?

You'll be back posting your unique brand of Chan in OT3. Book it.
 
I've beaten God Hand on Die-difficulty without ever using any God-powers.
I've beaten Devil May Cry 3 on DMD.
Demon's Souls and Dark Souls is a fucking joke.
I have a 97 hammerdin non-boosted on HC.
I've beaten all of WoWs vanilla content before any nerfs (besides AQ40)
I've beaten the first three Onimusha games with only Issens.
I've beaten Contra 3 multiple times without dying once.



QUIZ TIME!!!
What does all of the games above have in common that D3 doesn't have?

Can you guess it? You should be able to get it if you use your brain!

ALL OF THE GAMES ABOVE USES PIXEL FUCKING PERFECT GAMEPLAY. YOU DIE, IT'S YOUR FAULT. MELEE SWINGS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HIT YOU FROM 20 YARDS AWAY, YOU SILLY FUCKING COMPANY.

I've only came into this thread a couple of times and I've only played the starter part of Diablo 3 but let me get this straight...you're trying to beat the notoriously hard Inferno difficulty just 9 days after release and you're complaining that it's too hard?

Did I get that right? Hard difficulty is hard?
 
I think most people are upset that the difficulty is just an EXTREME gear check with little ramp up.. nothing more.

Not like they added new mechanics to test our skills, and what we've learned from the previous difficulties. Nope, just a simple cockblock gear check. Which is fine... but when it's by itself with nothing else... ugh.

Yuuup.
 
Played til about level 24 last night, logged in today to find my Monk stripped of all of his gear and my 60k gold stash depleted.

Never did play on a pub game or even open up my game or anything. Though, never really read anything about how people can hack your stuff.

I guess don't be a dolt like me - get an authenticator, even if you think you don't need it.
 
I can feel the intelligent discussion just flowing into the room now.
Am I contributing enough to satisfy you now?

Running around, getting hit so that I can take good pictures of how truly terrible the hit detection + lag is in this game.

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So you know what? This game IS a fucking singleplayer game ONLY. WHY? Because NO ONE is joining my games. It barely happens! What's the problem here? I'm so bored of playing alone but people just don't join in most of the time. Why is this happening? What am I doing wrong? :(
 
I really don't like how loot is handled in this game. You only get shitty drops about 10 levels lower than your level and the only good stuff can be bought in the AH.

Kind of destroys the "oh shit I got this awesome drop but I gotta gain a level or two before I can use it" factor that makes these games so great (though I honestly don't know if Diablo 2 had the same issue)
 
Do you have the "move" key bound?
I ran in to a bug today where I couldn't move or use any abilities. I was just stuck in place with like 20 enemies wailing on me. I couldn't die either, and when my health hit zero it would pop back up by about a quarter. Dunno if what he ran in to was similar.
 
So you know what? This game IS a fucking singleplayer game ONLY. WHY? Because NO ONE is joining my games. It barely happens! What's the problem here? I'm so bored of playing alone but people just don't join in most of the time. Why is this happening? What am I doing wrong? :(

Are you on US servers? If so add me, I hardly ever solo. echoshifting#1278

Really your best option is to build up a good friends list. Public games are completely borked.

Make sure you have auto-join enabled for your friends when you want company!
 
Anyone in Act 2/3/4 of Inferno that doesn't mind me joining their game so that I can get out of Act 1 already? In North America specifically. Or does it not work like that, and as soon as I leave your game, I'm back to A1?

Am I contributing enough to satisfy you now?

Running around, getting hit so that I can take good pictures of how truly terrible the hit detection + lag is in this game.

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That picture sums up my experience playing the game. I can't dodge what shouldn't be hitting me in the first place.
 
So you know what? This game IS a fucking singleplayer game ONLY. WHY? Because NO ONE is joining my games. It barely happens! What's the problem here? I'm so bored of playing alone but people just don't join in most of the time. Why is this happening? What am I doing wrong? :(

You are setting the game to public right? Because I get usually flooded when I do that.
 
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