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ITT: We post screens that showcase the visual charisma lost by modern Simpsons
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Don't give me that card.
Professor Beef
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Here you g--NO!
Zombie James
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lunchtoast
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^^^
Henchmen21
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So they're starting to cannibalize their own series now huh?
I love the way he screams that. He sounds like a little kid.
Professor Beef
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I actually searched to see if those were actual episodes. I am surprised that they are not.
Zombie James
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You mean someone's going out of their way to Photoshop fake DVR episode descriptions? Damn, I thought these were legit. Less funny now
PeakPointMatrix
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You mean someone's going out of their way to Photoshop fake DVR episode descriptions? Damn, I thought these were legit. Less funny now
I thought they would be less funny too, but considering how plausible they'd be in Modern Simpsons makes them even funnier.
Actually, they weren't even funny when I thought they were real before, just rage inducing. I was scratching my head reading those since I have kept up with the show nearly every Sunday.
Patrick Bateman
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Box of Bunnies
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Protip: Those are satirical, not actual episodes.
PeakPointMatrix
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Read like, the 3 posts above yours.
Err, is this show for kids anymore? Homer becomes a porn star and 2 real porn stars are guests? What?
edit, or just the one above mine.
That episode has one of my favorite scenes it in. Always makes me laugh.
"Aaaah...something's definitely wrong with this hallway!"
Trent Strong
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Joke photoshop aside, I'd argue the Simpsons was never for kids.
Henchmen21
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That episode has one of my favorite scenes it in. Always makes me laugh.
"Aaaah...something's definitely wrong with this hallway!"
And here's the master bedroom
starchild excalibur
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Is this real? I can't imagine Terrence Malick (two Rs) lending his voice to The Simpsons. It's also on neither his or DDL's imdb page for acting. Do their guest stars still lend their voices incognito or something?
This made me laugh out loud.
Then I thought how current simpsons would deal with that scene and started crying =(
PeakPointMatrix
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LyleLanley
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Perfect response.
lunchtoast
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lunchtoast
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TV - Coach: You want some of this don't you?
Homer: Yeah!
TV - Coach: Well, you need to know the winner, and I know the winner! So call me now…whoah. (talking faster) Five dollars for the first minute, two dollars for each additional minute!
(Homer calls)
Phone Message: You.... have reached... the... coaches... hot...
Homer: Line...
Phone Message: Line...
Homer: Yeah, lay it on me, coach!
Phone Message: In the game of.... Mi..am..i..
Homer: Mmmhmm.
Phone Message: Versus Cin..
Homer: Cincinnati...
Phone Message: Cin...
Homer: Cincinnati...
Phone Message: nat..
Homer: Cincinnati...
Phone Message: ti...
Homer: Come on, come on, don't you realize this is costing me money!!
Phone Message: We must consider... many... things.... The wind...
Homer: D'oh, not the wind!
Phone Message: Is blowing out of the....west.
Homer: Oow...
Phone Message: At five...
Homer: Miles per hour!!!
Phone Message: miles...
Homer: D'oh, this is ridiculous!
starchild excalibur
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lunchtoast
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Homer: You think we should bet against them?
Lisa: I'd bet my entire college fund on it.
Homer: You got it. [to phone] Moe, twenty-three dollars on New York!
Lisa: I'd bet my entire college fund on it.
Homer: You got it. [to phone] Moe, twenty-three dollars on New York!
Bam Bam Baklava
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Does anyone have a clip or a gif of the scene in the military school episode where they are talking about poetry. It gets me every time.
Cadet: Truth is beauty, beauty truth, sir!
Lisa: They're discussing poetry! Oh, they never do that at my school.
Teacher: But the truth can be harsh and disturbing! How can that be considered beautiful?
Marge: Well, they sure sucked the fun out of that poem.
Cadet: Truth is beauty, beauty truth, sir!
Lisa: They're discussing poetry! Oh, they never do that at my school.
Teacher: But the truth can be harsh and disturbing! How can that be considered beautiful?
Marge: Well, they sure sucked the fun out of that poem.
List Alert!
The Nostalgia Critic gives his Top 11 Simpsons episodes.
http://blip.tv/nostalgiacritic/nostalgia-critic-top-11-simpson-episodes-6186499
I know people here don't like him but still...
The Nostalgia Critic gives his Top 11 Simpsons episodes.
http://blip.tv/nostalgiacritic/nostalgia-critic-top-11-simpson-episodes-6186499
I know people here don't like him but still...
Predictably nothing past season eight.
Grimm Fandango
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Here's the list for those who care:
11. Deep Space Homer
10. Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
9. Homer's Enemy
8. Cape Feare
7. Homer at the Bat
6. 22 Short Films About Springfield
5. Marge vs. The Monorail
4. Homer the Great
3. Lisa's Wedding
2. The Halloween Episodes
1. Bart Gets an F
Trent Strong
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The Frank Grimes episode is on there? Gutsy choice.
More like shit choice.
Grimm Fandango
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I think overall it's a decent list but I would:
-toss out Itchy & Scratchy & Marge, Lisa's Wedding, Homer's Enemy, and Bart Gets an F
-add Last Exit to Springfield, Krusty Gets Kancelled, Brother from the Same Planet, and Rosebud
-toss out Itchy & Scratchy & Marge, Lisa's Wedding, Homer's Enemy, and Bart Gets an F
-add Last Exit to Springfield, Krusty Gets Kancelled, Brother from the Same Planet, and Rosebud
elrechazado
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Grimes episode would be a piece of shit even compared to the last five years. Wtf
marvelharvey
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I'm just going to assume he's not seen Last Exit To Springfield. It's the only way to excuse its absence from the list.
This made me laugh pretty loudly. Thank you.
Henchmen21
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HisshouBuraiKen
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HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
I don't know how it's possible for a fake episode description to be deadpan, but it is, and it's funny as hell.
Also any list that doesn't include Homer vs. the 18th Amendment I don't count.
Zombie James
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Knots.
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