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[tuffy]

Windows 8, now available for iPad.

 

[Ravensmash]

Xbox 520?!

Nah, looking like some tablet thing from the shapes...?

 

[alphaNoid]

Some kind of flip tablet/laptop hybrid.. like a courier? The picture kind of looks like it.

 

[jossueinacoma]

mi cuerpo esta listo

 

[AkuMifune]

No, it released May 20th and we all already have one.

 

[GazzaScotland]

Cards have different times by the sound of things.

 

[AlexMogil]

Dr. Evil chair!

 

[Talon]

The Microsoft expert on CNET's live stream said the 720 leak was real.

Hmm.

 

[outunderthestars]

The cards are for different times BTW.

 

[victreeb3l]

yo if this is the courier then fuck yeaaaaaaa

 

[bloodydrake]

if this is a tablet with kinect built in i'm going to cry

 

[Salvor.Hardin]

If that table doesn't confirm a tablet I don't know what will

 

[derFeef]

cnet said some cards say 5:25 and 5:30

 

[clav]

Some kind of flip tablet/laptop hybrid.. like a courier? The picture kind of looks like it.

It's just a red screen with lines.

There are no words on it!

 

[Nevasleep]

At 5:20 PM, Steve Ballmer will descend onto the stage laughing.

Then, the gas.

A bomb, placed in Apple and Google's HQs.

Ballmer the Baller.

 

[smr00]

Wiping out the tech blogosphere in one fell stroke? I... I like it.

It's simple, we kill the blogosphere.

 

[Riggs]

New best post in here, next to Salsa Shark mom comment.

 

[alr1ght]

Xbox vita

 

[njean777]

please let Ballmer be there

 

[gcubed]

Cards are probably to pick up free swag

 

[NullPointer]

Courier would honestly please me.

 

[criesofthepast]

This thread is fun

 

[Milchjon]

You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor.

Clearly a thinly veiled threat against the tech blogger scene.

 

[Chris R]

5:20 is the new 4:20

 

[MThanded]

cnet said some cards say 5:25 and 5:30

oh thats just the photo op time then.

 

[numble]

Xbox U 520

 

[Technosteve]

SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY 5:20

 

[CrankyJay]

The dotted lines denote movement. Looks like courier or a rehash.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

My favorite part of this scene: Acquisitions is misspelled.

 

[AlexMogil]

If that table doesn't confirm a tablet I don't know what will

I guess no Ballmer confirmed.

 

[Clydefrog]

omg LOLOLOL

 

[Vanillalite]

This thread is wayyyy better than the Apple threads because of all the actual FUN we are having!

 

[outunderthestars]

oh thats just the photo op time then.

That is what I am thinking as well.

 

[Vyer]

Great to see more excitement around tech reveals/conferences that aren't video games. This is one of the great things about this stuff IMO.

Spoiler

maybe the non apple crowd will have less of a complex now. .

At 5:20 PM, Steve Ballmer will descend onto the stage laughing.

Then, the gas.

Hahahaha

 

[clav]

It's simple, we kill the blogosphere.

 

[Shard]

That song will be the death of me.

One day Glee will be cancelled.

 

[Gary Whitta]

It's simple, we kill the blogosphere.

I love how Ballmer looks like he has a force ghost aura.

 

[Slayer-33]

$520 US DOLLARS.

 

[FStop7]

Steve Jobs will be the reveal. Microsoft bought one strand of his hair and has successfully cloned and vat grown him. Except he's been conditioned to love Microsoft.

 

[Goreomedy]

Cards staggering the hands-on demos/photos after the event?

 

[alphaNoid]

It's just a red screen with lines.

There are no words on it!

Its like one of those puzzle things, you have to stare at it just right

 

[Windu]

I guess no Ballmer confirmed.

lol

 

[Oozer3993]

The Microsoft expert on CNET's live stream said the 720 leak was real.

Edit: Someone else got 5:25 and another person got 5:30

Guess: It's times those press members will be able to interview some one important and/or play with the device.

 

[x-Lundz-x]

So 7:20 CST for us here in Texas GAF?

 

[RBH]

Cards staggering the hands-on demos/photos after the event?

My guess as well.

 

[MThanded]

I want to go home but I don't want to miss these shenanigans.

 

[brotkasten]

It's just a red screen with lines.

There are no words on it!

But you fold it!

 

[eosos]

Steve Jobs will be the reveal. Microsoft bought one strand of his hair and has successfully cloned and vat grown him. Except he's been conditioned to love Microsoft.

How'd you find out?!

 

[derFeef]

It's the Courier allright.

 

[Satchel]

You know, if it was the new xbox, I'd shit a chicken.