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[lunchtoast]

And because the popular one is mirrored and has a logo on it.

 

[Randy Lanzarote]

"Everytime you watch my show, I will send you 40 dollars!"

*Cheques will not be honoured*


(Gabbo episode on E4)

Edit: "Everything is stolen. The fax machine ain't nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached".

Edit 2: bastards! They edited out the whole S-O-B segment.

 

[D4Danger]

This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a...car of some sort, heading in the direction of...you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

I can't wait 'till they throw his hatless butt in jail.

 

[lunchtoast]

Couch Homer is best Homer

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

Saw this. Had to post, despite how many times it's already been here.

 

[grap3fruitman]

I'm sorry but what season is this from? It looks too recent for this thread...

 

[Gui_PT]

I'm sorry but what season is this from? It looks too recent for this thread...

I thought the exact same thing :lol

 

[ClassyPenguin]

Tumblr gifs are a curse.

 

[lunchtoast]

Ahoy, Maties!
If the water turns blue, a baby for you!
If purple ye see, no baby thar be!
If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!

 

[Wool]

Tumblr gifs are a curse.

Is it because they are really short?

http://i.minus.com/ibaA4sSWsYl3cg.gif

"Damn fine coffee you got here in Twin Peaks"

"I have no idea whats going on..."

 

[AAequal]

 

[Guzim]

 

[Marvie_3]

I can't wait 'till they throw his hatless butt in jail.

This line gets used way more than it should in my daily life.

 

[Guzim]

This line gets used way more than it should in my daily life.

One day I was working around the house with my dad and said “Hand me my patching trowel, boy!" He just looked at me.

 

[lunchtoast]

Patty: I can't believe Aunt Gladys is really gone.
Selma: Her legend will live forever.
Homer: [imagining] Yeah. The legend of the dog-faced woman.
Homer: [laughs hysterically] Legend of the dog-faced woman! Oh, that's
good!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: Wha--? D'oh!

We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere. (pensioners agree) Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. (Burns and Smithers sigh) They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

 

[BigAT]

Patty: I can't believe Aunt Gladys is really gone.
Selma: Her legend will live forever.
Homer: [imagining] Yeah. The legend of the dog-faced woman.
Homer: [laughs hysterically] Legend of the dog-faced woman! Oh, that's
good!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: Wha--? D'oh!

I was at a funeral recently (no one close to me thankfully) and this bit popped into my head while I was there. It was all I could do to prevent myself from laughing in the middle of the funeral home.

 

[Henchmen21]

^^What's funny about the above is that Burns is like the same age or older than grampa simpson.

"They're always the first to know"

 

[Barrow Roll]

^^What's funny about the above is that Burns is like the same age or older than grampa simpson.

Marge: Well, I think it's nice that we're doing something for Maggie. Besides, Storytown Village might have something for all ages, from (points to Lisa) eight to… (points to Grampa) God only knows…

 

[Anth0ny]

My story begins in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.

 

[BenjaminBirdie]

The single best Animated GIF of all time.

 

[Kinyou]

My story begins in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.

I think that's by far the best "old grandpa simpsons rant"

 

[RC]

My story begins in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.

I use dickety way too often in my day to day life.

 

[lunchtoast]

Goulet: Are you sure this is the casino? I think I should call my manager.
Nelson: Your manager says for you to shut up!
Goulet: _Vera_ said that? Hmph.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

couldnt find a better quality..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoCOXYiYM8g

 

[delleps]

http://moviesimpsons.tumblr.com/

Comparison between Simpsons scenes and the movie scenes they're parodying. 90% of them are obvious and well known, but it's still nice to see them side by side. And the site seems to get a daily update, so I'll keep an eye on it.

There are only a few that are any good. WHOA AN EPISODE NAMED CAPE FEARE IS REFERENCING A MOVIE CALLED CAPE FEAR, WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED.

 

[Wool]

There are only a few that are any good. WHOA AN EPISODE NAMED CAPE FEARE IS REFERENCING A MOVIE CALLED CAPE FEAR, WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED.

I think I might have posted this before, but some guy on 9-gag(?) made a couple side by side comparisons. Quite a few I never caught in there.

I'm sorry this post is so long...

 

[lunchtoast]

My story begins in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.

Then after World War Two, it got kinda quiet, 'til Superman challenged FDR to a race around the world. FDR beat him by a furlong, or so the comic books would have you believe. The truth lies somewhere in between.

All rants can be found here.

 

[ProfessorLobo]

Didn't know about Trilogy of Terror, that looks like some scary shit.

 

[DrForester]

I think I might have posted this before, but some guy on 9-gag(?) made a couple side by side comparisons. Quite a few I never caught in there.

I'm sorry this post is so long...

That picture needs the "It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, World" parody.

 

[Gui_PT]

Can't wait for someone to quote that

 

[Ithil]

I think I might have posted this before, but some guy on 9-gag(?) made a couple side by side comparisons. Quite a few I never caught in there.


I'm sorry this post is so long...

The 9Gag should give it away, but that's not new, he just reposted it.

 

[SeanR1221]

Just watched Bart Gets hit by a car last night.

"Sir think of the headlines!"

"what about the headlines?

 

[krae_man]

I should be resisting this but I'm filled with rage...and island rhythm.

 

[lunchtoast]

Spoil yourself! spoi yourself! spoi yourself!

 

[Trent Strong]

"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from Happyland! In a gum-drop house on Lollypop Lane."

 

[Clydefrog]

I should be resisting this but I'm filled with rage...and island rhythm.

if my roommate's cat could speak like Mr. Burns, that'd be my roommate's cat.

 

[Socreges]

I think I might have posted this before, but some guy on 9-gag(?) made a couple side by side comparisons. Quite a few I never caught in there.

Same. That's amazing.

 

[Clydefrog]

http://youtu.be/Zh5knx1Bt64

every single time the car screeched out of the driveway just worked so welll

 

[Professor Beef]

http://youtu.be/Zh5knx1Bt64

every single time the car screeched out of the driveway just worked so welll

I still love the slow version more, but that scene is just so great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA-FoG-RgSE

 

[Boss Doggie]

You know, people sure like to use that GIF from Bart After Dark, but the episode for me feels weak.

 

[Professor Beef]

You know, people sure like to use that GIF from Bart After Dark, but the episode for me feels weak.

It really really really bugs me that the gif is backwards, too.

 

[AniHawk]

"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from Happyland! In a gum-drop house on Lollypop Lane."

by the way, i was being sarcastic

 

[Clydefrog]

I still love the slow version more, but that scene is just so great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA-FoG-RgSE

holy fuck

gogmogmgom

HAAAAAHAHAAHAHAAH

 

[Barrow Roll]

I still love the slow version more, but that scene is just so great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA-FoG-RgSE

I can't watch this scene without thinking it's too fast, thanks to this clip. So good.

 

[Wool]

I still love the slow version more, but that scene is just so great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA-FoG-RgSE

All of the slow-mo scenes on there are hilarious.

"I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him."

"Yeah, and then we'd get the chair"

 

[Shaneus]

Oh man, my favourite lines ever delivered by (a) Krusty:
Guess who, fat boy!?

It was the delivery on some of those lines which made them. Like Homer's "But I'm using my whole ass!"

 

[Trent Strong]

The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me!

 

[AniHawk]

and now for my favorite part of the show: TALK TO THE AUDIENCE?! oh boy this is always death...

 

[Natetan]

I think we've heard just about enough from Mr Newspaper today

 

[ClassyPenguin]

The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me!

I love the delivery of this line.