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[Czigga]

supposedly it feels as if you're not wearing anything.

Once women develop a callus along their ass crack and perineum, it no longer bothers them.

Also, main reason is to keep from showing panty lines and because it's sexy.

And, boxers and/or boxer briefs wouldn't solve the panty line problem.

So it's either thongs or commando. Either way we win.

This is a waste of a discussion.

 

[blame space]

supposedly it feels as if you're not wearing anything.

 

[Out of Working Order]

but what if you fart? everyone is going to smell it.

Well, the thong is probably so tightly pressed between the arse cheeks that it bounces the fart back, stopping it from escaping.

 

[The Technomancer]

supposedly it feels as if you're not wearing anything.

Honestly? Once you reach the point of wearing a thong if you really want the feeling of wearing nothing then just wear nothing. You're losing like...four square inches of material, stretched in a line.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

You don't get wedgies. Seriously, they're really comfortable.

Honestly? Once you reach the point of wearing a thong if you really want the feeling of wearing nothing then just wear nothing. You're losing like...four square inches of material, stretched in a line.

I've gone commando plenty in my life but it's not a good choice if you want to wear your jeans more than once without washing them.

 

[blame space]

the whole thing is a wedgie

 

[Dan Yo]

I find women in boy briefs insanely hotter than a woman in a thong, but I totally understand why they wear them.

I think boy shorts are the ugliest underwear a woman can wear. Does nothing for the shape and covers more than your great grandmother's panties. Regular or bikini briefs are best, but thongs at least look nice on the right body.

 

[G-Fex]

are you saying a thong fobia? psh

it's over Bangai-o I know your game already.

You can call off this charade

 

[The Abominable Snowman]

in my case, it gets too hot outside to wear an extra layer of underwear. It lets me breathe a lot more underneath.

and they store easily in the drawer thanks to being only about 1/4th of the fabric of other underwear

 

[Zekes!]

This thread makes me miss going underwear shopping with my ex man

 

[maomaoIYP]

That's most definitely not true.

Haha, that girl was lying to you that told you that.

Whuut. Now I feel kind of cheated.

edit: Well the person that told me this did like to sit with her skirt over her seat instead of over her ass, so maybe she just liked the feel of seat fabric directly on her butt cheeks.

 

[LanceVance]

My mum wears thongs when I go see her so i don't like my girlfriend wearing them because I think of my mum and it creeps me out

Oh wait I broke up with my girlfriend today so that's cool

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

I've gone commando plenty in my life but it's not a good choice if you want to wear your jeans more than once without washing them.

The information, it's too much....

 

[thezerofire]

I find women in boy briefs insanely hotter than a woman in a thong, but I totally understand why they wear them.

agreed.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

My mum wears thongs when I go see her so i don't like my girlfriend wearing them because I think of my mum and it creeps me out

Oh wait I broke up with my girlfriend today so that's cool

 

[NaturalHigh]

This thread makes me miss going underwear shopping with my ex, man

Fixed?

 

[ReBurn]

Who says we never do.

This is an area of discussion that I think is worthy of exploration.

 

[KillGore]

i used to own a man thong. a friend gave it to me in high school.

Did he wear it too?

 

[Deleted member 13876]

My mum wears thongs when I go see her so i don't like my girlfriend wearing them because I think of my mum and it creeps me out

Oh wait I broke up with my girlfriend today so that's cool

Are you sure you didn't break up with your mom?

 

[Kinyou]

How are high-heels beneficial in any possible way?

In fact do they even ruin women's feet.

 

[mj1108]

but what if you fart? everyone is going to smell it.

That's ok for girls since their farts smell like roses.

 

[Devolution]

DAT ASS

 

[greepoman]

but what if you fart? everyone is going to smell it.

For the sake of science I got a pair of my wife's panties and exhaled into them and the air went straight through...so I don't see how panties stop any smell unless all your panties are air tight.

If you need me to perform any other experiments let me know.

 

[LanceVance]

Are you sure you didn't break up with your mom?

Pretty sure, my mums pretty hot for an older lady but I would never date her

 

[KillGore]

For the sake of science I got a pair of my wife's panties and exhaled into them and the air went straight through...so I don't see how panties stop any smell unless all your panties are air tight.

If you need me to perform any other experiments let me know.

The experiment wasn't properly done. Tell your wife to put on her thong, stick your nose in her behind and tell her to fart, then inhale

 

[Borgnine]

The experiment wasn't properly done. Tell your wife to put on her thong, stick your nose in her behind and tell her to fart, then inhale

The thong will split it, and it will go around the sides of his head.

 

[Volimar]

For the sake of science I got a pair of my wife's panties and exhaled into them and the air went straight through...so I don't see how panties stop any smell unless all your panties are air tight.

If you need me to perform any other experiments let me know.

Yes...."science"

Spoiler

"wife"

On topic: I prefer those butt sculpting victoria's secret style, but I'm not picky...

 

[NaturalHigh]

Pretty sure, my mums pretty hot for an older lady but I would never date her

Wtf is going on in here?

 

[commedieu]

Pretty sure, my mums pretty hot for an older lady but I would never date her

how old is she?

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

Pretty sure, my mums pretty hot for an older lady but I would never date her

Wtf is going on in here?

..............

 

[RBH]

My mum wears thongs when I go see her so i don't like my girlfriend wearing them because I think of my mum and it creeps me out

Oh wait I broke up with my girlfriend today so that's cool

Pretty sure, my mums pretty hot for an older lady but I would never date her

She is 55 this year. I don't get it do you all think your mums are ugly? I would never do anything with her that's just wrong but she's got some nice facial features and breasts for her age

 

[Volimar]

how old is she?

Who is that in your avatar? I keep thinking it's Jennifer Love Hewitt, but it doesn't quite look like her. Why is she looking at me like that?

 

[LanceVance]

how old is she?

She is 55 this year. I don't get it do you all think your mums are ugly? I would never do anything with her that's just wrong but she's got some nice facial features and breasts for her age

 

[Dan]

And there is an inbetween.

My ex wore tangas. NSFW

I really miss that.

These. These are fantastic.

 

[StrangeADT]

Pretty sure, my mums pretty hot for an older lady but I would never date her

Uhh... uhhh...

is that you Oedipus?

 

[KillGore]

The thong will split it, and it will go around the sides of his head.

Makes perfect sense

 

[NaturalHigh]

She is 55 this year. I don't get it do you all think your mums are ugly? I would never do anything with her that's just wrong but she's got some nice facial features and breasts for her age

 

[Al-ibn Kermit]

Whuut. Now I feel kind of cheated.

edit: Well the person that told me this did like to sit with her skirt over her seat instead of over her ass, so maybe she just liked the feel of seat fabric directly on her butt cheeks.

I guess thongs make it easier to scratch your ass.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Well this thread took a...well, it took a turn.

 

[commedieu]

She is 55 this year. I don't get it do you all think your mums are ugly? I would never do anything with her that's just wrong but she's got some nice facial features and breasts for her age

No. I used to date a mom. She was 42, salsa instructor. Hot as hell. Most of her friends were moms as well, all took care of themselves. Even the 50's ones.

she have nice cheekbones or eyebrows?

 

[Aselith]

how are thongs beneficial in any possible way?

You get to see more of the ass.

 

[greepoman]

The experiment wasn't properly done. Tell your wife to put on her thong, stick your nose in her behind and tell her to fart, then inhale

Would that count as an observation of "dark matter"?

 

[LanceVance]

No. I used to date a mom. She was 42, salsa instructor. Hot as hell. Most of her friends were moms as well, all took care of themselves. Even the 50's ones.

she have nice cheekbones or eyebrows?

Yeah my mum is very active. She goes to spin class twice a week and does yoga everyday so is also very flexible.

She has nice cheekbones and also very striking eyes. Her nose lets her down a bit though it's a bit of a pig nose. When I go round to hers sometimes I snort at her like a pig to annoy her and she chases me round the house with a tea towel. Keeps me in shape.

 

[Al-ibn Kermit]

I guess thongs make it easier to scratch your ass.

Million dollar idea:

A man thong, which is just the same as a woman thong but worn backwards.

 

[NaturalHigh]

Million dollar idea:

A man thong, which is just the same as a woman thong but worn backwards.

You let us know how your castration goes.

 

[Y2Kev]

No, I totally understand the OP. Why wear any underwear at all if you are going to wear a thong?

 

[commedieu]

Yeah my mum is very active. She goes to spin class twice a week and does yoga everyday so is also very flexible.

She has nice cheekbones and also very striking eyes. Her nose lets her down a bit though it's a bit of a pig nose. When I go round to hers sometimes I snort at her like a pig to annoy her and she chases me round the house with a tea towel. Keeps me in shape.

She sounds very nice. And sounds like shes in good shape. lol, you're mean! But when you say pig nose... like, its small and cute? pokes up a bit..? Also, how tall is she?

 

[balddemon]

Yeah my mum is very active. She goes to spin class twice a week and does yoga everyday so is also very flexible.

She has nice cheekbones and also very striking eyes. Her nose lets her down a bit though it's a bit of a pig nose. When I go round to hers sometimes I snort at her like a pig to annoy her and she chases me round the house with a tea towel. Keeps me in shape.

 

[gdt]

She is 55 this year. I don't get it do you all think your mums are ugly? I would never do anything with her that's just wrong but she's got some nice facial features and breasts for her age

 

[ElectricBlue187]

Yeah my mum is very active. She goes to spin class twice a week and does yoga everyday so is also very flexible.

She has nice cheekbones and also very striking eyes. Her nose lets her down a bit though it's a bit of a pig nose. When I go round to hers sometimes I snort at her like a pig to annoy her and she chases me round the house with a tea towel. Keeps me in shape.

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