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[SerArthurDayne]

Guys, you really need to stop encouraging him.

It will go to his head, and some poor girl will suffer for it.

edit: New page. I think it is time for me to withdraw from creepy-Gaf. Unless there is 1 more awesome passage.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Guys, you really need to stop encouraging him.

It will go to his head, and some poor girl will suffer for it.

Or

Some girl with a Batman fetish will thank us for it

 

[Pau]

Or

Some girl with a Batman fetish will thank us for it

Hey, if it was Kevin Conroy's Batman voice we were talking about...

 

[Inanna]

Still laughing here! Someone needs to youtube it!

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Hey, if it was Kevin Conroy's Batman voice we were talking about...

Oooh yeah.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fv0te2PW5R

 

[lazybones18]

Okay, now I see the click to save link on the bottom of the record thing (such a dunce)

Now I have nothing to recite

Gimme something to recite dammit!

 

[Emitan]

A HA HA HA HA HA HA!

You guys knew FFX was coming eventually

 

[SerArthurDayne]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fv0te2PW5R

You should read it as the misunderstood ytmnd transcription.

A HA HA HA HA HA HA!

You guys knew FFX was coming eventually

Isn't it supposed to turn into real laughter on the end? Rather than crushing despair on the verge of tears?

 

[DrBo42]

I have this idea for a guy's version of 50 shades of grey. This might have to go into the workshop.

 

[ZeroRay]

A HA HA HA HA HA HA!

You guys knew FFX was coming eventually

Yes!

Isn't it supposed to turn into real laughter on the end? Rather than crushing despair on the verge of tears?

This was actually a more accurate rendition.

Okay, so

Clearly two things need to happen now

1) We have to adapt 50 Shades of Grey as a Batman comic
2) We then have to voice act it

Fanfictioning a fanfiction? Awesome!

Lissar and Outsider should be commissioned of course.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Okay, so

Clearly two things need to happen now

1) We have to adapt 50 Shades of Grey as a Batman comic
2) We then have to voice act it

 

[mollipen]

Why did this vocal fun have to come up while I'm off at Comic-Con? I'd love to be taking part in this.

 

[Pau]

Okay, so

Clearly two things need to happen now

1) We have to adapt 50 Shades of Grey as a Batman comic
2) We then have to voice act it

1)Yes
2)Yes

 

[SerArthurDayne]

Nobody can do that much Batman voice. It is totally movie magic.

 

[CountAntonius]

I have this idea for a guy's version of 50 shades of grey. This might have to go into the workshop.

50 Shades of Grey Beard?

 

[Inanna]

Okay, so

Clearly two things need to happen now

1) We have to adapt 50 Shades of Grey as a Batman comic
2) We then have to voice act it

Get someone who is good at drawing comics! Lissar?

 

[Emitan]

Why did this vocal fun have to come up while I'm off at Comic-Con? I'd love to be taking part in this.

Awww

You can still do something later!

 

[DrBo42]

Okay, so

Clearly two things need to happen now

1) We have to adapt 50 Shades of Grey as a Batman comic
2) We then have to voice act it

I can do a decent Ledger Joker if required.

 

[AzureSkies]

I have this idea for a guy's version of 50 shades of grey. This might have to go into the workshop.

Sadly, you have already been beaten.

Unless of course, you wanted to make a straight guy version of 50 Shades of Grey.

 

[Lissar]

Get someone who is good at drawing comics! Lissar?

I would be horrible at drawing Batman though. Surely there is someone better suited?


Also, if we're going to go into video games, see if you can guess this one:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s072Vz9o44Gf

 

[DrBo42]

Sadly, you have already been beaten.

Unless of course, you wanted to make a straight guy version of 50 Shades of Grey.

Straight guy version. Comedy would be the goal. Alright I'm going to ruin it by saying it but who cares, I'll probably be too lazy. It's the same basic premise of the female version but the description of the sex is really bland and uninspired. The major difference (and it's a really sexist shitty one, sorry girls) is that since this dude is a complete asshole he just sends her into the kitchen after to make him a sandwich. Now the detail goes way up. The guy starts describing the presentation and ingredients of the sandwich like it's the Sistine Chapel ceiling. It would be a video effort.

 

[CountAntonius]

 

[Inanna]

Straight guy version. Comedy would be the goal. Alright I'm going to ruin it by saying it but who cares, I'll probably be too lazy. It's the same basic premise of the female version but the description of the sex is really bland and uninspired. The major difference (and it's a really sexist shitty one, sorry girls) is that since this dude is a complete asshole he just sends her into the kitchen after to make him a sandwich. Now the detail goes way up. The guy starts describing the presentation and ingredients of the sandwich like it's the Sistine Chapel ceiling. It would be a video effort.

I VETO!!!

 

[DrBo42]

I VETO!!!

Alright alright.

 

[lazybones18]

Best thing I could think of doing on such a short notice (and because I love ATHF)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nlxbbqvvR8

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XY8bLNCO2n

 

[CountAntonius]

I was thinking Batman would take women to his Bat Cave and have all kinds of high tech kinky sex toys.

 

[Emitan]

I VETO!!!

*makes Inanna a sandwich*

 

[Kitsunebaby]

I was thinking Batman would take women to his Bat Cave and have all kinds of high tech kinky sex toys.

And Robin watches in the corner.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Okay

These are VERBATIM QUOTES

 

[Emitan]

Okay

These are VERBATIM QUOTES

Well I think I'm done with the internet forever

 

[DrBo42]

Hahaha.

 

[CountAntonius]

And Robin watches in the corner.

I like the way you think...

Okay

These are VERBATIM QUOTES

Win.

 

[Emitan]

And Robin watches in the corner.

Furiously masturbating. Alone.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Furiously masturbating. Alone.

Using tears as lube.

 

[Emitan]

Using tears as lube.

If I wasn't so tired and I would turn this into a story.

 

[DrBo42]

I'm so physically exhausted from laughing tonight. So good.

 

[Leeness]

Hahaha this thread <3

I must sleep, so good night my beautiful GAF-friends.

 

[CountAntonius]

Using tears as lube.

Tears he saved from his dead parents.

 

[SerArthurDayne]

Tears he saved from his dead parents.

The crack whore?

 

[ZeroRay]

This thread went to God-Mode tonight.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Tonight was awesome.

It's about 3 am here and I should probably get to bed. See you all in the morning.

 

[Emitan]

I was looking for Kefka quotes and I found this
"Gee you look stiff Wakka, and I don't mean your face." -Tidus
THIS IS NOT THE FINAL FANTASY I KNOW

Anyway, goodnight!

 

[DrBo42]

Goodnight tired-GAF. Round of applause for all who recorded yourselves reading some truly awful material.

 

[lazybones18]

3am, time to find me a new avatar

EDIT: Done. My face will return in January

 

[Ashes]

Goodness gracious me! Was listening to the thread whilst at work. Weird looks, left, right, centre, cause I laughed at bit too loud on a few occasions.

 

[AcridMeat]

Best thing I could think of doing on such a short notice (and because I love ATHF)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nlxbbqvvR8

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XY8bLNCO2n

These are awesome, well done!

Tonight was incredible, cheers guys.

 

[Lissar]

Ended up doing an eye monster as Hawk suggested!

Will start an environment tomorrow. Also, I'd like to request ideas for:

A MALE character
A CUTE character

 

[AcridMeat]

Male: Simon Pegg as punk rock star from the 70's. And driving the car from Brutal Legend. Also has Nick Frost as a...lizard, on his shoulder.
Cute: Jackie Chan dressed as Chun Li.

 

[shanshan310]

Cute: Jackie Chan dressed as Chun Li.