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[Ó Buachalla]

Assplay is fine and not homosexual, but that doesn't mean i want see a grown man getting his hairy asshole eaten either, especially when i'm whacking it.

 

[Truant]

Assplay is fine and not homosexual, but that doesn't mean i want see a grown man getting his hairy asshole eaten either, especially when i'm whacking it.

I suspect this goes for both sides.

 

[Kinyou]

So with the whole prostate thing... does that actually mean that men are more "build" for anal sex than women? Should husbands stop trying to convince their wives to do anal sex and buy them a strap-on instead?

 

[Melchiah]

I think I'm just very insecure about that stuff. It's like being deflowered for the second time, I think lol.

But I have my share in kinky porn. I love it when my gf squirts on me. It is SO sexy. Very messy though. But it's worth it.

I think the finger might be more comfortable for many, as it doesn't have the same association as a dildo, but I dunno how many women are comfortable about sticking their finger there. Long nails are a big no-no though.

I've experienced that squiting thing only once. It kinda surprised me, especially as I was underneath. =D

So with the whole prostate thing... does that actually mean that men are more "build" for anal sex than women? Should they stop trying to convince their wives to do anal sex and buy her a strap-on instead?

I think the men in general are more capable of taking more there. You wouldn't believe the size of the dildos and strap-ons I've seen used on men in fetish/SM parties, and such. Women probably wouldn't stick anything bigger than a finger-dildo there themselves.

 

[Uncle]

More funny needed, this thread is losing steam.

I'd like a list of all the sex acts that make you gay. Like can I lick whipped cream off some titties and still be totally straight?

 

[neorej]

So with the whole prostate thing... does that actually mean that men are more "build" for anal sex than women? Should husbands stop trying to convince their wives to do anal sex and buy them a strap-on instead?

Yes, men get more physical pleasure from anal sex than women. However, women are far more comfortable with getting penetrated than men (whether this has a cultural or natural cause, I don't know).

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I'd like a list of all the sex acts that make you gay. Like can I lick whipped cream off some titties and still be totally straight?

I'm still curious if cunnilingus can make a man a lesbian. That guy who originated the argument that butt stuff makes a dude gay refused to answer.

 

[KrymynalChylde]

I'd like a list of all the sex acts that make you gay. Like can I lick whipped cream off some titties and still be totally straight?

No way dude, men have nipples too. Shit is totally homo.

 

[Red Arremer]

So with the whole prostate thing... does that actually mean that men are more "build" for anal sex than women? Should husbands stop trying to convince their wives to do anal sex and buy them a strap-on instead?

Obviously, yes. Kappa

I'd like a list of all the sex acts that make you gay. Like can I lick whipped cream off some titties and still be totally straight?

Wouldn't masturbation be gay too? Cause you're touching a dick, and you're even attempting to make it reach climax!

 

[Tesseract]

whistle in the anus. fap to the sounds.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

what is going on

 

[Tesseract]

what is going on

the whistle goes woo woo!

 

[KrymynalChylde]

whistle in the anus. fap to the sounds.

More of a kazoo guy, whistles are for the gays.

 

[twobear]

Whipped cream is very feminine, and therefore using it or eating it makes you less than a man (a homosexual).

 

[neorej]

so having your GF squat over your dick and bounce up & down on it till you ejaculate so hard it physically hurts her, that's gay according to GAF?

 

[Red Arremer]

More of a kazoo guy, whistles are for the gays.

Real men use vuvuzelas or saxophones.

so having your GF squat over your dick and bounce up & down on it till you ejaculate so hard it physically hurts her, that's gay according to GAF?

Not according to GAF per say, but according to some people, I guess that would be pretty gay.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I'd like a list of all the sex acts that make you gay. Like can I lick whipped cream off some titties and still be totally straight?

Holding hands is pretty gay

 

[mysticwhip]

what happens if a girl licks your ass and she gets shit crust all over her toungue ewwlololoolol

 

[freenudemacusers]

what happens if a girl licks your ass and she gets shit crust all over her toungue ewwlololoolol

Kiss her duh

 

[Tesseract]

what happens if a girl licks your ass and she gets shit crust all over her toungue ewwlololoolol

open a smucker's uncrustable and throw it at her.

 

[mysticwhip]

eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww man lol what if the shit crust is crispy like chips man eeeeewwww


crunch crunch

 

[blame space]

what is the gayest heterosexual sex act?

 

[Tesseract]

eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww man lol what if the shit crust is crispy like chips man eeeeewwww


crunch crunch

baby, i bet you can't eat just one. i barfed.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Dingleberries are best severed with a nice gruyere and port IMO.

what is the gayest heterosexual sex act?

Listening to pop music

 

[Alligatorjandro]

what if you get shit on your penor?

 

[Melchiah]

what is the gayest heterosexual sex act?

Writing icky proclamations of love on your girlfriend's Facebook page.

 

[twobear]

what is the gayest heterosexual sex act?

Getting plugged by three dudes while you think about having sex with a girl.

 

[KrymynalChylde]

Listening to pop music

Zing

 

[Pimpbaa]

Hope this does not offend the gay community here on GAF. If it does please close.

For you straight dudes that watch porn do you see a level of homosexually encroaching it? I've sort of always felt women wearing stap-ons was basically training wheels for straight men to get into transsexual porn but I quickly got over that as it was confined to lesbian porn for the most part.

But now I'm seeing a lot of females eating a male porn stars ass which is a huge turn off. I just cannot strand to see it in straight porn and there is never any warning. I would imagine this disgusts many straight men too no?

I kinda agree with you. Also hate the threesomes with 2 guys with 1 girl. I would never want to participate in that type of threesome, nor do I want to watch it. And I also hate that stupid position where all you see is the guys taint and asshole. It's all such a boner killer. Whenever I see a porn from the 90's it's like so much better (girls see prettier too).

 

[Tesseract]

Getting plugged by three dudes while you think about having sex with a girl.

funniest, weirdest thing in this thread. man.

the burning question is what the third dude is plugging.

 

[mysticwhip]

what if you get shit on your penor?

saw that once where the guy stuck his dingaling in the girl's pooper and it came out shiny brown and lil piece of shit plopped outta her ass.

 

[Red Liquorice]

Don't knock it till you try it yourself.

Straight dudes can be such prudes about assplay.

Thread goes on and on, but first reply nails it, as usual.

 

[Orayn]

Never tried anal play. I heard it can be very intense for a male. The prostate is very sensitive after all. And there's nothing wrong with enjoying that stuff.

But I don't think I'm ready for it lol

This would have been a perfectly reasonable OP post. Instead, we got "ZOMG GAF MY PORN IS TURNING GHEY!"

 

[twobear]

funniest, weirdest thing in this thread. man.

the burning question is what the third dude is plugging.

You can DP dudes too.

 

[Red Arremer]

funniest, weirdest thing in this thread. man.

the burning question is what the third dude is plugging.

DP in your ass, one in your mouth.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

saw that once where the guy stuck his dingaling in the girl's pooper and it came out shiny brown and lil piece of shit plopped outta her ass.

If a girl got shit on my wiener I would slap her with it

 

[Red Arremer]

If a girl got shit on my wiener I would slap her with it

Girls love pocky.

 

[mysticwhip]

If a girl got shit on my wiener I would slap her with it

remember that thread where some chick shitted all over the op's bed?

 

[Tesseract]

fair enough. i wonder what the multipenetration world record is. the positioning must get really awkward after the third cock. it's like twister!

 

[James Woods]

So wait, you're tying insecurity to a gay agenda here?

Gay agenda? I don't subscribe to any newsletter that say such a thing exists. I put that shit up there with the Zionist Plot, in that it exists merely among homophobes and antisemites. There is no gay agenda. I am simply stating that there are gay people that like to think that all of us are homosexuals and these people tend to be insecure about their sexuality. There are plenty of homosexuals that don't subscribe to the thought that we're all bisexual or gay.

 

[Lucid Faia]

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[Tesseract]

Stop watching porn. It either desensitizes you, or makes you feel bad about yourself.

well, that's one opinion. another is it makes me feel good and sen-si-tive! i did that in my best major payne voice.

 

[.GqueB.]

There's enough porn out there where you can actively avoid tossed salad scenes pretty easily.

 

[Red Arremer]

Oh, by the way, OP is such a wuss.
I'm not turned on by rimming either, but as a gay man, it happens to be in about 90% of all gay porn movies. You know how I cope with it? I just endure through it or skip the scene like a man. Jesus Christ.

And yes, there are indeed gay men that do not like salad tossing.

fair enough. i wonder what the multipenetration world record is. the positioning must get really awkward after the third cock. it's like twister!

I guess it all depends on the flexibility of your rectum, but I would think that more than 2 dicks could end up with pretty severe internal injuries. Hooray ripping yourself apart from the insides ...?

 

[mysticwhip]

There's enough porn out there where you can actively avoid tossed salad scenes pretty easily.

anal porn is so popular nowadays it's hard to avoid it.

 

[James Woods]

Two lesbians fucking is a beautiful thing but I heavily project in my porn. I can't picture myself as a woman or a giant black man with a 12 inch cock. There has to be a dude boning the chick for me to project myself onto.

Guess that means I require dick in my porn welp.

 

[Timedog]

Is this Macaulay Culkin?

 

[Newline]

Two lesbians fucking is a beautiful thing but I heavily project in my porn. I can't picture myself as a woman or a giant black man with a 12 inch cock. There has to be a dude boning the chick for me to project myself onto.

Guess that means I require dick in my porn welp.

This means you must be gay bro, case closed...

 

[freenudemacusers]

Two lesbians fucking is a beautiful thing but I heavily project in my porn. I can't picture myself as a woman or a giant black man with a 12 inch cock. There has to be a dude boning the chick for me to project myself onto.

Guess that means I require dick in my porn welp.

Would you say you lust for dick?

 

[Timedog]

Two lesbians fucking is a beautiful thing but I heavily project in my porn. I can't picture myself as a woman or a giant black man with a 12 inch cock. There has to be a dude boning the chick for me to project myself onto.

Guess that means I require dick in my porn welp.

This just in, black men not dudes.