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[HiiiLife]

I remember seeing some top ten porn fails. One of em had a chick eating a dudes ass and he farted in her mouth.

Needless to say I died.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

I remember seeing some top ten porn fails. One of em had a chick eating a dudes ass and he farted in her mouth.

Needless to say I died.

Fart hammer?

 

[Az987]

I remember seeing some top ten porn fails. One of em had a chick eating a dudes ass and he farted in her mouth.

Needless to say I died.

I think I saw a guy fucking a girl analy and she pooped all over him.

 

[MIMIC]

I remember seeing some top ten porn fails. One of em had a chick eating a dudes ass and he farted in her mouth.

Needless to say I died.

Haha, I still have this clip on my computer (got it a long time ago).

She was so pissed.

 

[HiiiLife]

Fart hammer?

Lol I'm honestly not too sure. It was hands down one of the funniest vids I've seen (as crazy as that sounds cause its well you know.. Porn) but like the number 5 fail had a couple screwing on the beach with the chick being upside down and this unexpected wave came in and washed them both away. Lol. Real tears came down my face.

 

[HiiiLife]

Haha, I still have this clip on my computer (got it a long time ago).

She was so pissed.

She was like "You asshole!!" and slapped his butt. Lol. Then the cameraman was laughing. Good lord I was weak off that vid.

 

[Reiko]

lol you're kneeing her nose in?

A chick goes anywhere near my shithole and I'm shanking the bitch! Prison tendencies die hard.

Well damn.

 

[Rayis]

what a great thread to be one of the first ones I post in, Hello GAF

There is nothing gay about anal play if it involves 2 people of opposite sex, it's just a sexual act and nothing more, it does not make you attracted to people of the same sex, it's just feels good (not that I've tried it but I'm open to it)

Anyway, porn does little for me, it's almost completely devoid of eroticism which is part of what makes sex so great

 

[Reiko]

Damn....people are so paranoid about their sexuality.

Some people just prefer to be givers and not takers.

That goes for women too.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Hey... I'm beginning to think some of you have some issues with sexually based activities.

Always remember! One in the pink, fist in the stink!

 

[LyleLanley]

Hey... I'm beginning to think some of you have some issues with sexually based activities.

Always remember! One in the pink, fist in the stink!

Avatar and tag quote.

 

[Timedog]

Hey why is my head vibrating all weird in the pegging gif? That's pretty unrealistic for the people who've seen Devo pegging me.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Hey why is my head vibrating all weird in the pegging gif? That's pretty unrealistic for the people who've seen Devo pegging me.

People have seen it?

I kinda wanna see it now. For scientific purposes.

I'm a scientist. Of science. Gay science. Straight though.

 

[Spring-Loaded]

This is the grandpa simpson gif in thread form, including the looping part because I keep coming back.

 

[Tesseract]

Hey why is my head vibrating all weird in the pegging gif? That's pretty unrealistic for the people who've seen Devo pegging me.

nice eyes, bra.

 

[mickcenary]

Damn....people are so paranoid about their sexuality.

Yeahnah. People are construing the apprehension of others regarding this topic as being "prudish" or "tame", when it draws quite the line in the sand in a sexual sense. Why? It involves the butthole and poo. The majority of fetishes are arguably weirder than this, but they don't involve fecal matter, which - as it is for me - is an understandable turn-off.

 

[Ferrio]

Yeahnah. People are construing the apprehension of others regarding this topic as being "prudish" or "tame", when it draws quite the line in the sand in a sexual sense. Why? It involves the butthole and poo. The majority of fetishes are arguably weirder than this, but they don't involve fecal matter, which - as it is for me - is an understandable turn-off.

If you're getting fecal matter into the equation you're doing it wrong.

 

[mickcenary]

If you're getting fecal matter into the equation you're doing it wrong.

Semantics, yo. I'm talking about the whole "ew, you POO from there" train of thought.

Personally, I'm all for rimming women, but I've no desire for a woman to return the favor. The male anus is a completely different beast in my eyes. It's ICKY.

 

[alba]

Personally, I'm all for rimming women, but I've no desire for a woman to return the favor. The male anus is a completely different beast in my eyes. It's ICKY.

I feel the same way somehow

 

[Salsa]

Funnily enough I talked to my GF about this thread today at Burger King and we started discussing the subject of assplay and whatnot without paying much attention to the kids on the table next to us staring in awe

 

[Spring-Loaded]

Semantics, yo. I'm talking about the whole "ew, you POO from there" train of thought.

Women bleed and drop babies from their crotches too. How do you deal with that?

 

[Septimius]

Women bleed and drop babies from their crotches too. How do you deal with that?

Denial. Duh.

 

[mickcenary]

Women bleed and drop babies from their crotches too. How do you deal with that?

Dude, if you had read on, you'd have seen that I'm okay with it when it's the female anatomy. The female anatomy is a lovely thing (if reasonably maintained); I can't say the same for a man - especially their assholes. I have one. I know how I treat it. It doesn't turn me on for a woman to go down there, just as many woman would think the same if I expressed a desire to perform analingus on them.

 

[Septimius]

Dude, if you had read on, you'd have seen that I'm okay with it when it's the female anatomy. The female anatomy is a lovely thing (if reasonably maintained); I can't say the same for a man - especially their assholes. I have one. I know how I treat it. It doesn't turn me on for a woman to go down there, just as many woman would think the same if I expressed a desire to perform analingus on them.

Is this some sort of "women don't poop"-post? Because, besides from aesthetics, I think you're really missing your mark if you have the impressions that women spend hours wiping, or something.

 

[lawful]

Shit comes out of my ass. As much as I like to degrade women when I'm having sex with them, that is going too far.

 

[mickcenary]

Is this some sort of "women don't poop"-post? Because, besides from aesthetics, I think you're really missing your mark if you have the impressions that women spend hours wiping, or something.

Purely aesthetics. Look, if I had a SO that pushed for some butt-licking, it would have probably happened by now, but I'd have not encouraged it. Basically, I'm repulsed by my own butthole, but not by a woman's - not in the slightest.

 

[Shin Kojima]

So who hear has actually done "ass play"?

I'm a straight male and I've both done it and had it done.
Assuming you both clean yourselves like any normal person would you will never notice any shit or bad smell (those babywipes Devo posted are great)
It just feels fantastic.

 

[SolidusDave]

I'm not into any form of assplay at all, but by OP's logic everyone fucking a woman in the ass is secretly gay
Somewhat reverse from how prisoners think that anal sex etc. with other guys is not gay sex.

 

[Hunter S.]

So do you think double penetration in a woman's ass in porn is gay? It seems so common now I suspect the world to end.

 

[mrklaw]

My ass is fairly hairy, so having it clean enough for analingus (nice word) would be almost impossible except instantly after a shower. whereas my wife's ass is nice and smooth, so much less potential for lack of cleanliness.

 

[Opus Angelorum]

@mrklaw

Shave it, if you do it regularly it is easy.

 

[Hunter S.]

My ass is fairly hairy, so having it clean enough for analingus (nice word) would be almost impossible except instantly after a shower. whereas my wife's ass is nice and smooth, so much less potential for lack of cleanliness.

Hell if she is willing I do not see why you care if you just do not kiss her afterwards. Alos, I believe all men have hairy crack asshole areas.

 

[Gustav]

My ass is fairly hairy, so having it clean enough for analingus (nice word) would be almost impossible except instantly after a shower. whereas my wife's ass is nice and smooth, so much less potential for lack of cleanliness.

Use a Bidet or shower after taking a dump. It's what I do.

 

[jaxword]

So do you think double penetration in a woman's ass in porn is gay? It seems so common now I suspect the world to end.

It's only gay if the balls touch.

 

[KefkaPalazzo]

Ehhh, most gays don't rim. But whatever.

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

It's only gay if the balls touch.

Scientific fact.

 

[Chuckie]

I've seen London Keyes givin' it to a man. It was a bit too rough for my taste... especially when she forcefully fed him his own cum :O

Xhamster....you so crazy.

 

[Snkfanatic]

This thread...

 

[Spring-Loaded]

What do people look for in man ass? I understand that people have varying tastes (lol) in female ass, but almost all girl asses that people say are nice, I can see what they mean. Nice female asses can be of various sizes, but they're generally smooth and hairless.

With guy ass, it jsut seems completely up in the air. I can't see any kind of consistency among what people deem as good man-ass. I've seen people say they like hairy, non-toned butts and then I see the complete opposite elsewhere.

I need to and want to understand. Just let me in on the secret, favorable man-ass qualities.

 

[twobear]

What do people look for in man ass? I understand that people have varying tastes (lol) in female ass, but almost all girl asses that people say are nice, I can see what they mean. Nice female asses can be of various sizes, but they're generally smooth and hairless.

With guy ass, it jsut seems completely up in the air. I can't see any kind of consistency among what people deem as good man-ass. I've seen people say they like hairy, non-toned butts and then I see the complete opposite elsewhere.

I need to and want to understand. Just let me in on the secret, favorable man-ass qualities.

It depends, there's different types. Some people like bubble butts, some people like them small and pert.

 

[freenudemacusers]

We need to make a poll

 

[Synth_floyd]

She was like "You asshole!!" and slapped his butt. Lol. Then the cameraman was laughing. Good lord I was weak off that vid.

The best one is the one where the woman is putting anal beads in the other woman's ass and then when the last one is in, the handle chain breaks off and there's a soundclip of Eddie Murphy (?) that says "What the fuck are you gonna do now?" LOL

 

[bengraven]

A chick goes anywhere near my shithole I'm kneeing her nose in.

You sound like fun.

 

[Daydream Sequence]

Comprehension is not in yours? Try kneeing a woman in the nose next time and see where it lands you. Even if the poster was joking around, physical abuse is a fucking tasteless joke.

A joke is a joke. I'll decide for myself what's tasteful and what isn't. I never for a second believed he meant that he would literally assault someone who was willingly having sex with him. Talk about an overreaction. Yeesh.

Women bleed and drop babies from their crotches too. How do you deal with that?

Oh that's not all they do. This commercial is causing a stink (lol) in New Zealand.

 

[HiiiLife]

The best one is the one where the woman is putting anal beads in the other woman's ass and then when the last one is in, the handle chain breaks off and there's a soundclip of Eddie Murphy (?) that says "What the fuck are you gonna do now?" LOL

Lmao. It's a tie for me with the porn stars getting washed away on the beach and the one you're speaking of. When the chain broke she seriously had a "wtf" look on her face. Priceless. "WHAT DA FUCK YOU GON' DO NOW?!"
Lol.

 

[jett]

Things I've learned from this thread:

If you don't let your girlfriend fuck you in the ass you have a boring sex life.
If you don't let your girlfriend fuck you in the ass you're a prude.
If you don't let your girlfriend fuck you in the ass you're not comfortable with your sexuality.
If you don't let your girlfriend fuck you in the ass you may in fact be a homophobe.

This has been quite informative indeed.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Same, this is why I only let male friends fuck my ass, much less complicated

 

[Flynn]

Study porn and you'll find that every act/deed/trend you think is emerging or getting more popular has been present in porn since the invention of the camera or the first dirty picture scrawled on a cave wall.

 

[Chinner]

Things I've learned from this thread:

If you don't let your girlfriend fuck you in the ass you have a boring sex life.
If you don't let your girlfriend fuck you in the ass you're a prude.
If you don't let your girlfriend fuck you in the ass you're not comfortable with your sexuality.
If you don't let your girlfriend fuck you in the ass you may in fact be a homophobe.

This has been quite informative indeed.

don't forget

if you don't let your girlfriend fuck you in the ass you are actually gay.

 

[nVidiot_Whore]

Things I've learned from this thread:

If you don't let your girlfriend fuck you in the ass you have a boring sex life.
If you don't let your girlfriend fuck you in the ass you're a prude.
If you don't let your girlfriend fuck you in the ass you're not comfortable with your sexuality.
If you don't let your girlfriend fuck you in the ass you may in fact be a homophobe.

This has been quite informative indeed.

don't forget

if you don't let your girlfriend fuck you in the ass you are actually gay.

I haven't seen anyone suggest any of that.

People are just saying "If you think anal is gay, you don't speak English."