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[shira]

Spoilers frighten me. Now my enemies share my dread.




Escalation.

Take that avengers

 

[Wilbur]

Okay you're just giving away major plot points now.

Her nipples are on the Bat Signal

 

[Solo]

Now there's 2 spoiler threads on the first page? What?

I forgot about the old one. I think my title is probably more easily searchable. Either way, mods will likely merge them or lock one.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

14 hours. I've also been awake since 3am. Shit is gonna be rough.

 

[vicissitudes]

Escalation.

We start carrying semi-automatics, they make two spoiler threads.

 

[SunhiLegend]

 

[strafer]

Which spoiler thread is safest?

 

[Wilbur]

14 hours. I've also been awake since 3am. Shit is gonna be rough.

I haven't had a poo since yesterday lunchtime. Shit is gonna be rough.

Seriously I normally have like 3 a day, dunno what the fuck I ate

Which spoiler thread is safest?

The non-spoiler one

 

[shira]

Which spoiler thread is safest?

Mine has a buffer.

Solo's just goes right into the nasty

 

[G-Fex]

What did KOG say? I have him on ignore.

I said shut your face flanders.

 

[TheKaeptain]

14 hours. I've also been awake since 3am. Shit is gonna be rough.

I do that all the time mang. I sleep from like 8 am to 12 pm.

 

[MrPink93485]

14 hours. I've also been awake since 3am. Shit is gonna be rough.

You should probably take a nap so you're not too tired for the main event.

 

[Solo]

Which spoiler thread is safest?

It's the one at on Avenue X, at Cicero.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

I only have one question.

Where is DM?

 

[shira]

You should probably take a nap so you're not too tired for the main event.

sculli: sorry guys I feel aslep after the Skyfall trailer

 

[Wilbur]

I said shut your face flanders.

Gonna quote until I find out if I'm actually on ignore. I'm so damn upset, I feel like my parents have been killed by a low life crook in an alley and I've lost everything I've ever had that's close to my heart.

 

[SilentProtagonist]

Wilbury must be lonely in the spoilers thread.

(I'm guessing)

I will be joining him later tonight.
The first 5 people to post in there get a prize!

 

[Jokergrin]

85% now....

Rise...

 

[strafer]

RT doesn't say shit tbh.

It's just a number.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

If I fall asleep I'm blaming it on Nolan failing to excite me even with an IMAX sound system behind his Zimmereinstellen.

Spoiler

I do plan on taking a nap before heading out at midnight.

 

[RustyNails]

Since GAF likes BB more than TDK, the closer RT score to BB...the better?

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Tonight you're all gonna be part of a social experiment. Through the magic of early release dates and attention-seeking posters, I'm ready right now to spoil you all sky high. Anyone attempts to get out of this thread, you're all banned. Each of you has a post... to spoil up the other thread. On Friday, I spoil you all. If, however, one of you posts spoilers early, I'll let that thread live. So, who's it going to be: DMczaf's hyped-up manchildren, or the sweet and innocent Solotrolls? You choose... oh, and you might want to decide quickly, because the people on the other threads might not be so noble.

 

[vicissitudes]

113 hours!

(until the Box Office Thread goes up)

 

[MrPink93485]

Tonight you're all gonna be part of a social experiment. Through the magic of early release dates and attention-seeking posters, I'm ready right now to spoil you all sky high. Anyone attempts to get out of this thread, you're all banned. Each of you has a post... to spoil up the other thread. On Friday, I spoil you all. If, however, one of you posts spoilers early, I'll let that thread live. So, who's it going to be: DMczaf's hyped-up manchildren, or the sweet and innocent Solotrolls? You choose... oh, and you might want to decide quickly, because the people on the other threads might not be so noble.

We are NOT going to talk about this.

 

[IamMattFox]

I only have one question.

Where is DM?

I'm gonna tell you where they are! Both of them, and that's the point. You'll have to choose. DM's at 250 52nd Street and Speeding's at Avenue X and Cicero.

 

[Tookay]

We are NOT going to talk about this.

WHY AREN'T WE TALKING ABOUT IT?

/bald spot dude

 

[Wilbur]

Since GAF likes BB more than TDK, the closer RT score to BB...the better?

I was really hoping it would be close to this:

 

[wetwired]

So who wants to volunteer in reading reviews and posting the spoiler free ones?

 

[ThatObviousUser]

Shit Piss Bitch Ass Motherfuckers, I can't surf the net anywhere without some douchebag spoiling the movie. This one particular was a motherfucker.

He had the entire plot in point form. My eyes skimmed over it but stopped as it was in bold and all I read was "TDKR HAHAHAHAHAHA" and "Catwoman" and "Batman" and "Bane" and "John Blake" and I knew WTF was coming.

Jesus. I'm on a mission now. Once the movie is out and I've seen it, I'm personally going to spoil, ruin, deface and defile whatever these douchebags love. I'm going to attend all and any prescreening that I can and ruin it for them. Fuck NDA. I'm going to be spoilerman, spoiling shit up in their inbox for justice!

Justice is about more than revenge.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

WHY AREN'T WE TALKING ABOUT IT?

/bald spot dude

We're still here

which means they haven't spoiled us yet

 

[shira]

So who wants to volunteer in reading reviews and posting the spoiler free ones?

Kinda pointless, I think anyone in here is going to watch the movie regardless

 

[EdibleExplosives]

So who wants to volunteer in reading reviews and posting the spoiler free ones?

Planar seems to have been doing that so far.

 

[artist]

I only have one question.

Where is DM?

*Training Montage*

sculli: sorry guys I feel aslep after the Skyfall trailer

Bwahahahaha

You meant Skyfall Begins?

113 hours!

(until the Box Office Thread goes up)

Lies, no one knows except xaos when the BO thread goes up.

 

[RustyNails]

FX is about to show Batman Begins with behind the scenes stuff.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Justice is about more than revenge.

If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart.

 

[Wilbur]

Tom Shone, film critic of Intelligent Life and film blogger for The Guardian says:

Dark Knight Rises: structurally better than TDK, missing The Joker but gaining in majesty what it loses in levity

 

[strafer]

I was really hoping it would be close to this:

More like this.

 

[Tookay]

We're still here

which means they haven't spoiled us yet

I'm gunna do what you should have ten minutes ago.

*looks like he's going to post spoilers, but doesn't*

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

What have you done, Strafer?

 

[vicissitudes]

Lies, no one knows except xaos when the BO thread goes up.

Or is xaosslug simply a cheap parlor trick to conceal my true identity?

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Or is xaosslug simply a cheap parlor trick to conceal my true identity?

I think somebody would notice if I was switching accounts every night.

 

[neoism]

I'm resorting to lamenting the lack of seeing Cotillard's tits all by myself. Sigh.

lol I keep forgetting she is in this...

 

[Milchjon]

I was really hoping it would be close to this:

23%??? That's a fucking disgrace, Bad Boys 2 is a modern classic.My favorite pure action move of the past 15 years.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Tom Shone, film critic of Intelligent Life and film blogger for The Guardian says:

Tom Shone is one of my favorite critics, someone who has a very intellgient critical mind, but also someone who isn't afraid to say Titanic was his favorite film of 1997. He was kinda meh on Batman Begins, and disliked Avengers, for the record.

 

[MrPink93485]

Tom Shone is one of my favorite critics, someone who has a very intellgient critical mind, but also someone who isn't afraid to say Titanic was his favorite film of 1997. He was kinda meh on Batman Begins, and disliked Avengers, for the record.

Invalidated for Solo and Sculli

 

[Wilbur]

23%??? That's a fucking disgrace, Bad Boys 2 is a modern classic.My favorite pure action move of the past 15 years.

FUCK YEAH

It's between that, Fast Five and The Raid anyway. Bad Boys II probably beats them for sheer overblown madness.

 

[vicissitudes]

23%??? That's a fucking disgrace, Bad Boys 2 is a modern classic.My favorite pure action move of the past 15 years.

There's a disgrace here, but it's not the rottentomatoes score.

 

[neoism]

this track needs more love, I wish the first part would go on forever. prob my second fav behind Dogs.

 

[Wilbur]

Tom Shone is one of my favorite critics, someone who has a very intellgient critical mind, but also someone who isn't afraid to say Titanic was his favorite film of 1997. He was kinda meh on Batman Begins, and disliked Avengers, for the record.

Sweet, sounds a reasonable enough critic.

I still don't get all the love for Avengers save 'its like a comic in real life!'. Good fun while it lasted but meh. Far be it for me to argue about it though, I'll just sit and feel neutral from afar.

 

[artist]

I was really hoping it would be close to this:

No no no, this one: