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[MrPink93485]

He's not old, like us.

 

[neorej]

There's nothing as bad as the boat scenes in TDKR.

You must've missed the latest Adam Sandler movie...

 

[artist]

Haha pink, you caught me before I edited.

 

[DMczaf]

He's not TOFTS (too old for this shit), like us.

Damn it, the theme played in my head when I read this.

 

[Wilbur]

You must've missed the latest Adam Sandler movie...

Nothing as bad in TDKR, I mean

 

[shira]

You must've missed the latest Adam Sandler movie...

He worded that oddly.

 

[FunnyBunny]

Burtons is just as dumb. Shields? Bombs.

I hate the weapons, yes. But it still looks pretty.

 

[Rich!]

Me and my girlfriend are having a bat marathon tomorrow night.

Batman Begins at 5pm, Dark Knight afterwards and then TDKR the next morning

ohhh yeahh

 

[Lonestar]

Damn it, the theme played in my head when I read this.

As soon as I read "theme" in this post, Jazz Sax filled the room.

 

[Nesotenso]

Explain. For all movies?

http://www.deadline.com/2012/07/war...s-dark-knight-rises-after-reviewers-attacked/

 

[Error]

RISE

 

[Solo]

10K posts before any North America gaffers see it :lol

 

[Wilbur]

Sculli should be back soon, right?

 

[Rich!]

Sculli should be back soon, right?

i dunno

the pants pressure might have been just too much. RIP

 

[Solo]

Sculli should be back soon, right?

Probably like another hour or so

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Man I seriously can't wait to see what everyone is going nuts about in regards to the final act of the movie. Everyone says it's wtfomgyes.

 

[Tookay]

10K posts before any North America gaffers see it :lol

This week is excruciating.

 

[SuperAndroid17]

I assume when the movie hits this weekend ...the RT score will increase to 90%+ .

 

[shira]

I hate the weapons, yes. But it still looks pretty.

Idk the wings,

Organic design ftw

 

[artist]

Sculli is probably still sleeping in the theatre, he fell asleep during the first (confusing) act of the movie.

/Ebert

 

[MrPink93485]

Sculli should be back soon, right?

Who's gonna write the faux review and compare it to the actual one?

 

[Hindle]

Maybe Nolan trolls everyone and has Batman come out wearing a suit with nipples

 

[ViewtifulJC]

This week is excruciating.

You think you’re the one dying inside? My life is 24/7 bad. The only happiness I get is when I’m seeing Sunhi's gifs. I’ve been to spoilers counseling, I’ve done things I never thought I would have to do. I’ve lit candles, contacted mods, KoG cosplay collections..

 

[Solo]

Who's gonna write the faux review and compare it to the actual one?

Someone already did faux reviews for me, Sculli, DM and some others a while ago.

 

[planar1280]

Rush limbaugh: Bane villian in tdkr is an attempt by liberals to sabotage Romneys election campaign

http://entertainment.msnbc.msn.com/...ses-villain-bane-is-a-dig-at-mitt-romney?lite

 

[shira]

Who's gonna write the faux review and compare it to the actual one?

I pm'd Mengy yesterday

http://www.deadline.com/2012/07/war...s-dark-knight-rises-after-reviewers-attacked/

Brilliant.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Sculli should be back soon, right?

He realized that Cameron has been up heaved in his heart and couldn't bare it. We will miss that good old Sculli.

 

[MrPink93485]

Someone already did faux reviews for me, Sculli, DM and some others a while ago.

Thread moves by so damn fast, I can't even remember.

 

[Blader]

Someone already did faux reviews for me, Sculli, DM and some others a while ago.

Those were one-liners. The faux Sculli Avengers review was like a good 2-3 paragraphs.

 

[Angry Fork]

10K posts before any North America gaffers see it :lol

 

[Solo]

That is true.

For what its worth, mine was something like:

Good movie, 7/10. BB was better though.

 

[lilbaby Jesus]

Someone post some Marion pics to cope with the pain/time.

 

[DMczaf]

Someone already did faux reviews for me, Sculli, DM and some others a while ago.

My review will be nothing but Catwoman gifs and TDK quotes, I hope they got that in there.

 

[.GqueB.]

I thought Bale was trying too hard in The Fighter, it's like he identified it as an Oscar film.

I thought that too until I saw the actual character he was playing. Then I kind of realized that in actuality he was doing a really awesome job.

 

[artist]

Here is the one line faux reviews done by dmshaposv;

As i earlier said, these are actual quotes from GAFfers, 4 weeks from the future...

"This is the best film ever made since the dawn of creation" - Viedt

"The movie we deserve. And the one we got right now." - Dmczaf

"This movie. FUCK. This movie..." - Speeding.

"Batman died for our sins, just like harvey did in the previous one." - PhoenixDark.

"Good film! 7/10. For me the ratings are BB >>>>>> TDK > TDKR." - Solo

"Better than anything created by Spielberg/Cameron" - Artist

 

[Angry Fork]

Someone post some Marion pics to cope with the pain/time.

Those eyes... her crazy look in Inception at the elevator scene was so hot.

 

[planar1280]

Currently the best quotes from reviews:


Positive:

Sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded. And with The Dark Knight Rises, Nolan's masterful coda, he has done just that.

Source: What Culture

Negative:

The whole movie feels so like a series of contradictions - bloated and long yet rushed, deeply serious yet utterly silly, politically minded yet ultimately vapid - that being both wildly entertaining and a bad movie would be exactly right for it.

Badass Digest

 

[Rich!]

Man I seriously can't wait to see what everyone is going nuts about in regards to the final act of the movie. Everyone says it's wtfomgyes.

it's probably absolute chaos

cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria

 

[DMczaf]

Those eyes... her crazy look in Inception at the elevator scene was so hot.

 

[Ape Gone Insane]

Could have been a good Harley Quinn right there.

 

[demosthenes]

it's probably absolute chaos

cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria

You forgot the human sacrafice and like 3 other lines

 

[Error]

it's already a huge achievement that all 3 movies are critically acclaimed regardless of what you think about each movie individually. what other trilogy (that wasn't shot back to back to back) can attest to that?

 

[lilbaby Jesus]

Fucking hilarious and totally appropriate!

 

[sun-drop]

Lol yeh all three back to back was some effort. But not really. Wide awake through it all.

Kinda think batman begins as a movie is still my fav. But joker is the star of the series still. I like origin stories tho

Heeeeps of cameos in rise, there where more than a hand full of times the theater cheered. But all fans i guess to be at a midnight screening.

Cat woman.... Not as lame as I was worried it might be. They pulled that off mostly. The ending left me wanting more.


Tom hardy is almost unrecognisable from last time I saw him, in warrior. Huge!... I guess the mask plays a part. But yeh.


4am here so tine for bed.


Hard to rank because all three had elements that shine..

Begins > tdk > rise

 

[lilbaby Jesus]

Those eyes... her crazy look in Inception at the elevator scene was so hot.

she NAILED IT

 

[TheKaeptain]

Rush limbaugh: Bane villian in tdkr is an attempt by liberals to sabotage Romneys election campaign

http://entertainment.msnbc.msn.com/...ses-villain-bane-is-a-dig-at-mitt-romney?lite

Umm... I think I see the resemblance.

 

[sun-drop]

Rise has the best fade to credits scene though... Would have sat though another 30mins if there was some on offer after that

 

[Ape Gone Insane]

it's already a huge achievement that all 3 movies are critically acclaimed regardless of what you think about each movie individually. what other trilogy (that wasn't shot back to back to back) can attest to that?

Star Wars: Original trilogy
Toy Story

 

[Mononofu]

it's already a huge achievement that all 3 movies are critically acclaimed regardless of what you think about each movie individually. what other trilogy (that wasn't shot back to back to back) can attest to that?

The Bourne trilogy did...

 

[youngplaya21]

Fuck... Browsed 4chan and some dick spoiled the damn movie. I'm hoping they were fake, but a few of them sounded about right for anyone who kept up with trailers.