The Dark Knight Rises |OT| The Legend Ends (Warning: Unmarked Spoilers Within)

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So for sure there will be no spoilers here after the movie comes out right? I can't see the film until next week but I can't stay out of BatGAF. :(

No guarantees. Some Juniors have already been banned for posting possible spoilers. I wouldn't take any chances and keep off the non-essential Internet until you've watched the film.
 
You know what all movies need? More Anne Hathaway.

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And yes Mr. Wayne, it does come in black

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The most interesting I've learned now is that people thought Batman Begins was a good movie, with only a few exceptions that movie was deadly slow and glacially paced, eh then again people think Avatar is good, and I think War Zone is fucking amazing (which it is), so I guess to each his own.
 
The most interesting I've learned now is that people thought Batman Begins was a good movie, with only a few exceptions that movie was deadly slow and glacially paced, eh then again people think Avatar is good, and I think War Zone is fucking amazing (which it is), so I guess to each his own.

Bruce becoming Batman in BB is one of the best parts on Nolan's trilogy so far.
 
The most interesting I've learned now is that people thought Batman Begins was a good movie, with only a few exceptions that movie was deadly slow and glacially paced, eh then again people think Avatar is good, and I think War Zone is fucking amazing (which it is), so I guess to each his own.
Lol, this guy. Begins is many things. Glacially paced is not one of them. Take a moment to explain what "deadly slow" means for me, won't you?
 
Lol, this guy. Begins is many things. Glacially paced is not one of them. Take a moment to explain what "deadly slow" means for me, won't you?
I kept hitting the ff button to get to when he's Batman. If I wanted to watch a lot of training scenes I'd watch Drunken Master or Magnificent Butcher. Then again maybe i could stand to watch it and try it again.
 
So boring, I can't stand this whole becomes trope is nearly every comic movie. I mean I thought The Joker was introduced in a way that didn't take roar ever for him to be The Joker. I'm just sick of this getting there crap.

So you basically do not like any film that deals with a characters origin. I also loved watching Stark become IM.
 
So you basically do not like any film that deals with a characters origin. I also loved watching Stark become IM.
Not entirely, it's kind of why I honestly enjoyed the first and third Punisher movies so much, they do deal with origin, but they don't dick around too much. It would explain why I like the end of X Men 1 vs all of 2 and the second half of Captain America, and all of The Avengers and TDK.

So who's doing the marathon tomorrow? I'll have my cargo shorts packed with tons of snacks to survive the night.
Is there a list of places doing that?
 
So there ya go, Batman Begins.

IDK man, it's kinda...average? It has it's moments, mostly great actors, Zimmer's score but uh...7/10 sounds about right.

All of Nolan's flaws are still evident and on full-display. ALL of the action scenes are terrible. Every single one. They have no sense of geography, haphazard editing, attacks land with no impact because the camera has already cut away before we can even feel the blow, and then they're just over. And the dialog is by-and-large quite terrible. So one-dimensionally literal and clunky. Things on screen are constantly explained and then explained again, plans that characters know will be said out loud in full detail just in case the audience missed it. Bruce looks at a gun or sees a bat, you can guarantee Nolan will do a quick flashback to make you understand the significance of this scene. Fear Fear Fear Don't be afraid, Bruce Fear are you getting the theme of the movie yet?

Bruce Wayne is actually pretty boring in this film. Bale spends the large majority of the film making this one kinda annoyed face with the same afflection and delivery. He only ever gets to be interesting when he's faking his way through social situations like the hotel scene or the drunk birthday party. Despite being the protagonist, he's probably one of the least interesting characters to watch in the film. And don't get me started on how many people he straight up kills or leaves to die.

But nobody is worse then Rachael Dawes. On paper, she's terrible; a condescending, irritating gnat of a character. But Katie Holmes REALLY drives the whole thing home. In the long history of miscasts, Katie Holmes in BB should be near the top of the list. There's simply no way in hell I ever buy her as this fake-ass Lois Lane tough DA. Never for a second do I believe in any of her line deliveries. Never in her interactions with Bruce do I see any kind of chemistry between the two whatsoever. And that fucking crooked smile she does in the ending scene of the ruined Wayne manor...she's like one of those smirky animals from the Dreamworks films.

I never found the man bad guy plot very intriguing, either, with the drugs and the goofy microwave emitter thing. It just kinda happen in spurts over the course of the film.

IDK, it just feels like a pretty average, run-of-the-mill superhero origin movie. The standard plot points, the shitty dialog, the equally shitty action sequences, Katie Holmes, kinda so-so Bruce Wayne carrying it. Eh *shrugs*
 
Just saw the film minutes ago..






Goddamn Batman! You guys are in for a treat. :D

Bruce: Fantastic. Its like a BB Bruce.
Bane: Cunning. Funny voice though.
Marion: so hot.
Selina: Not as good as I want her to be.
JGL: Oh boy.. :D


TDKR > TDK. easily.

Spoiler:
Go watch it dummy! :P
 
I kept hitting the ff button to get to when he's Batman. If I wanted to watch a lot of training scenes I'd watch Drunken Master or Magnificent Butcher. Then again maybe i could stand to watch it and try it again.
The reason I mentioned anything is your goofy assertion as to the movie's pace. You should have just said you hated waiting that long for the suit to show up. It does take a while, but it's still the most interesting lead up to a comic book heros rise that I've seen to date.
 
If I could have Nolan do the movie over, I would tell him to axe Catwoman and JGL's character from the film.

Catwoman is enjoyable, but in the grand scheme of things hurts the film imo.

Film was begging to give more time to Bruce's personal struggle.
 
If TDK = TDKR and Captain America > TDKR then it's safe to say that Captain America > TDK.

Only I have seen TDK and Captain America... to which I say:

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But whatever... opinions gonna opinionate.
 
Man, my IMAX created a great atmosphere for opening night.

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He's the candy bar man we deserve. Everybody was given a showbag with that Bat mask in it too, so lots of people got into it.

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And just to stir it up before I fall asleep, yes, Captain America and Ghotocol are better films than The Dark Knight Rises.

Wow, really? Because I found Captain America awful, and Ghost Protocol forgettable.
 
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