Pics that make you laugh |OT2| It's a Dirty Job But Someone's Gotta Do It

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This made me laugh...

***NSFW Warning***

Ever want to launch some hot dongs (penises, wieners, peckers, rods, love tubes, lil' buddies, wangos) at high speeds into another person's body?! HECK YEAH, pass the gunpowder based lube!

Well, now you can for real. These custom made bullets were designed and built by the specialists over at 'the specialists' who really like making weird weapons and other crap used to end life in the most perverted (efficient) way possible.

Link is NSFW...I think. I mean..its a bullet shaped like a penis. You've been warned.

http://www.obviouswinner.com/obvwin...ck-bullets-is-ammunition-that-penetrates.html
 
CHEEZMO™;40772143 said:
Your avatar is the most adorable thing in the world.

LOL, its from a weird book that was posted here. Something about "My Dad is in the Jail", or something like that. The bunny's face is so... :(
 
this is a bit shoop da whoop'ish

As offensive as it probably is, and as obviously racist as the face is, I've been in LAN Houses in Brazil, and I have to say, the anger is not unwarranted.

Let me take you to a typical day in a LAN House in Goias. Probably not Sao Paulo or Rio or Curitiba, where the internet works. Here, you pray that the whole machine functions, or at the least the internet. You save your e-mails in notepad so that when you click send and the internet dies, you don't lose them all. You curse the man who runs the place because he's charging you by the second and your machine is uncooperative. And this is just technical stuff like keys missing and all.

At the computer in front of you is a fifteen year old watching a youtube video entitled "BIG BOOTIES". He's too young to find porn or the LAN House actually has filters (doubt it) that prevent him from accessing it, so Youtube videos of women in thongs will have to do for him. To your left is a man on a forum for people who like to do it on the butt. This wouldn't be a problem if he didn't have his screen all but tilted to you and he didn't keep making comments as he read it. The comments aren't so bad though, as you almost can't hear them, since to your right is a teenage girl singing (horridly) some Gospel song (temsabordemeltemsabordemeltemsabordemeeeeeel) LOUDLY even after the guy at the desk orders her to stop or he'll throw her out. You only have to worry about her, though, if you can hear her over the HORDE of 7-13 year olds behind you screaming and shrieking at the top of their lungs as they play Tibia or WoW.

I freaking LOVE Brazil, but using a LAN House there? Never again if at all avoidable.

(This is all a roundabout way of saying people who dislike gaming with Brazilians are probably playing against ten year olds anyway.)
 

Asked by Yahoo! Sports reporter Adrian Wojnarowski after the game about the punch, Batum made it clear that it was completely intentional.

I wanted to give him a good reason to flop," Batum said.

"Batum was apparently fed up with Spain's guards flopping (falling to the ground in an attempt to draw a foul) during incidental contact throughout the game.

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Just posting this in case I'm not the only one who didn't know the backstory.

random dick flop joke
 
He was trying to keep the guy from running out on his ticket.
Then he should have stood right in front of the car and not barely moved his foot, which the driver couldn't see. He just wanted an excuse to get physical. Now he gets to physical plus paid time off plus other benefits. Your tax dollars at work. I'm not defending the driver either, he's a douchebag too. Someone get the Spy vs Spy logo and 'shop it to say Douche vs Douche with both of these guys in it.
 
Looks like the cop wants his foot to get touched so he has a reason to get physical. Seems like he shuffles it over on purpose.

Then he should have stood right in front of the car and not barely moved his foot, which the driver couldn't see. He just wanted an excuse to get physical. Now he gets to physical plus paid time off plus other benefits. Your tax dollars at work. I'm not defending the driver either, he's a douchebag too. Someone get the Spy vs Spy logo and 'shop it to say Douche vs Douche with both of these guys in it.

I honestly don't understand how anyone could be as stupid as you two.
 
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