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[CosmicGroinPull]

Obligatory:

That's Christina?! What happened? She got front and back implants?

 

[Dr. Malik]

*Waits for Christina to be relevant again*

That is what this song is for.

 

[twobear]

No it´s not. There´s a huge difference between people who write their own music notes and people who let a computer program do all the work. It´s not asinine in the slightest.

You don't really seem to know what you're talking about to be completely frank. People still write pop music, it's just not always the same people that sing it. For some reason, snobs think that makes it less of a 'real' musical form. Whatever. Not here for asinine shade.

 

[Bladenic]

Yes. They use real instruments, hence real music, not computer program.


No it´s not. There´s a huge difference between people who write their own music notes and people who let a computer program do all the work. It´s not asinine in the slightest.

Literally the worst argument I have ever seen. Not to mention completely wrong.

 

[SecretMoblin]

Yes. They use real instruments, hence . Not computer program.


No it´s not. There´s a huge difference between people who write their own music notes and people who let a computer program do all the work. It´s not asinine in the slightest.

This kind of trolling has become incredibly lazy.

...almost as lazy as "Fuck Your Body"

 

[SimleuqiR]

I don't hate gifs. I hate when there are so many gifs that my browser crashes on my work PC

On Chrom...wait? Work PC? I apologize.

Even pointing out the "No images" extension for GAF wont' help. :-/

 

[Imbarkus]

That...makes not a shred of sense.

Post links to the Beyonce/Gaga songs you think this is influenced by or admit to baseless posturing, tbh...

I admit only to subjective judgment.

 

[KefkaPalazzo]

That is what this song is for.

Well she really better find a genie in a bottle if this is her best attempt.

 

[Bladenic]

Well she really better find a genie in a bottle if this is her best attempt.

We shall see.

 

[Supermanisdead]

Popgaf makes it an issue by ruining perfectly good threads with their antics. They can treat popgaf OT like mini ATRL/Pulse boards (two of the worst forums on earth as far as quality discussion goes) if they must, but I don't appreciate that plague spreading.

Lmao, the plague spreading. I love this thread.

 

[Satch]

Yes. They use real instruments, hence real music, not computer program.


No it´s not. There´s a huge difference between people who write their own music notes and people who let a computer program do all the work. It´s not asinine in the slightest.

Lots of music made today is made with a computer.

I mean, you can find tons of movie and video game soundtracks (that you probably love) that are created with a DAW... on a computer.

 

[Phonomezer]

Shit.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

I am excited to see how this song does on the charts. I remember seeing a similarly positive response by popheads to Not Myself Tonight, but after it underperformed you can barely find anyone who will admit to liking it!

 

[Majmun]

Sounds like a less talented Gaga.

Metal is real music. Not some hacks with a computer pretending to have talent.

Popgaf makes it an issue by ruining perfectly good threads with their antics. They can treat popgaf OT like mini ATRL/Pulse boards (two of the worst forums on earth as far as quality discussion goes) if they must, but I don't appreciate that plague spreading.

ALL WRONG

Doesn't sound like Gaga at all IMO. Not Myself Tonight sounded like a rejected Gaga single. But Your Body sounds totally different.

And you guys can keep on hating POP-Gaf. I agree that the community is a bit too enthousiastic when it comes to gif abuse tho. But don't be so dense about it.

The "metal is real music" quote is definitely the worst offender in this thread...

 

[jorgeton]

Came in for Xtina shade.. walked away disappointed.

 

[botty]

Yes. They use real instruments, hence real music, not computer program.

Computers have become "instruments". This is why we have new emerging genres all the time. I'm not going to debate what is considered "real music," because you clearly has a set mind frame on what you consider real music. However, I will say that to disregard any music that uses computer programs would be an insult to over four decades of incredible music, and artist.

Shit.

Lol!

 

[Nlroh]

GAF: Hmmm song by X artist seems kind of generic and predictable.
Popgaf: *Posts pic of X artist wiggling her boobs*
GAF: Hot...I guess....but what does that have to do with.....
Popgaf: *I WIN!*

I can't stop laughing. That's the best summary of the pop-gaf thread I've ever seen. But seriously, is this song supposed to be good?

 

[Combichristoffersen]

OPs link am ded. Anywhere else to hear the song?

 

[royalan]

Well she really better find a genie in a bottle if this is her best attempt.

This demo leak has so far set a nice chunk of twitter and pop music blogs on fire. There is a very good chance she's going to get a hit out of this.

Pic she took from the video shoot (should have been in the OP, tbh...

Spoiler

<3<3Marius

):

 

[Dr. Malik]

OPs link am ded. Anywhere else to hear the song?

whoops, let me search a viable link.

 

[weekend_warrior]

Obligatory:

God I love thick Christina.

 

[freenudemacusers]

So I've learned in this thread that vangelis and Brian eno aren't real musicians. Pretty good to know.

 

[SecretMoblin]

Computers have become "instruments".

They've always been instruments!

Great ones, too.

And Max Martin is capable of doing some pretty remarkable shit on a computer.

So I've learned in this thread that vangelis and Brian eno aren't real musicians. Pretty good to know.

ikr

and kraftwerk and john cage

etc etc

 

[Dr. Malik]

Posted new link

http://omfgmusic.net/post/30040545666/here-is-the-demo-of-xtina-dirty-new-single-your

 

[TheOohChild]

it never occurred to me there was some overlap between Christina Aguilera fans and gamers

 

[Wazzim]

"Fuck your body"?

These failures got no class these days.

 

[Instigator]

Posted new link

http://omfgmusic.net/post/30040545666/here-is-the-demo-of-xtina-dirty-new-single-your

"Not Found"

Thanks anyway...

 

[Dr. Malik]

"Not Found"

Thanks anyway...

Looks like Xtina has ninjas on Gaf...

 

[Combichristoffersen]

Posted new link

http://omfgmusic.net/post/30040545666/here-is-the-demo-of-xtina-dirty-new-single-your

That one seems to be dead too :lol Xtina's reps are on a roll. This one seems to work though.

As for the song, I frankly think it's eh. Better than anything on 'Bionic' (except for 'Not Myself Tonight'), but still nothing particularly interesting.

 

[mescalineeyes]

Metal is real music. Not some hacks with a computer pretending to have talent.

The cover says Kid A, but it might as well say "Shut the fuck up".

 

[Speedymanic]

That's Christina?! What happened? She got front and back implants?

Still carrying some of that fat from earlier in the year and goddamn does she look great.

 

[Majmun]

"Fuck your body"?

These failures got no class these days.

Well, probably all NeoGaf males think the same when they see post #7.

Guess we're all a bunch of failures.

 

[Hoo-doo]

Yes. They use real instruments, hence real music, not computer program.


No it´s not. There´s a huge difference between people who write their own music notes and people who let a computer program do all the work. It´s not asinine in the slightest.

Dude. Stop.

As someone who also appreciates metal, don't engage in this particular debate.
And try to widen your tastes some.

 

[freenudemacusers]

But I already mentioned Brian eno?!

 

[botty]

"Not Found"

Thanks anyway...

 

[Dr. Malik]

That one seems to be dead too :lol Xtina's reps are on a roll. This one seems to work though.

Thanks, updated

 

[mescalineeyes]

I think it's funny that metal fans tend to have the most narrow taste in music and hate just about everything that doesn't have guitars or some broody emo shit in it they can "think deeply" about.

Have some fun, douche cannon.

 

[big_z]

"Fuck your body"?

These failures got no class these days.

have you not listened to main stream music in the past few years? everything is about booze, material shit and how much penis you want to take.

anyway the song is pretty good compared to her last offering. the club slunts and tweens will eat this shit up.

 

[spindashing]

Yes. They use real instruments, hence real music, not computer program.
No it´s not. There´s a huge difference between people who write their own music notes and people who let a computer program do all the work. It´s not asinine in the slightest.

You have got to be trolling.

 

[xaosslug]

i've been listening to this damn song on repeat all damn day. Damn



EDIT: begging and end are giving me MGMT chills!

 

[freenudemacusers]

I think it's funny that metal fans tend to have the most narrow taste in music and hate just about everything that doesn't have guitars or some broody emo shit in it they can "think deeply" about.

Have some fun, douche cannon.

Real music doesn't come from an amplifier anyway.

 

[Instigator]

Ok, I've listened to it. And I'm disappointed.

But I'd still give the supposedly "awesome" remix a try... Any link?

 

[botty]

I think it's funny that metal fans tend to have the most narrow taste in music and hate just about everything that doesn't have guitars or some broody emo shit in it they can "think deeply" about.

Have some fun, douche cannon.

Just repressed anger from Guitar Hero being on hiatus.

 

[Trigger]

I C that shade Botty.

Ok, I've listened to it. And I'm disappointed.

But I'd still give the supposedly "awesome" remix a try... Any link?

It's not out yet; just a 20 second snippet.

 

[Combichristoffersen]

You have got to be trolling.

Why would he be trolling? Quite a lot of metal fans are like that. Hell, I used to be that way myself when I was like 15-16.

But then I wised up and realized how much good shit there's out there that isn't necessarily made by angry dudes in denim.

 

[Bladenic]

I think it's funny that metal fans tend to have the most narrow taste in music and hate just about everything that doesn't have guitars or some broody emo shit in it they can "think deeply" about.

Have some fun, douche cannon.

 

[Satch]

I think it's funny that metal fans tend to have the most narrow taste in music and hate just about everything that doesn't have guitars or some broody emo shit in it they can "think deeply" about.

Have some fun, douche cannon.

yes mescaline, drag him!!!

 

[SecretMoblin]

The song needs to be sped up some to get any play in clubs, I think.

 

[mescalineeyes]

yes mescaline, drag him!!!

hahaha, holy shit

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

That's Christina?! What happened? She got front and back implants?

+ spanx and a good bra