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[jobber]

Okay another rule is you can't make fun of how much of a scrub I am at this game!

I only taunt when I'm bored. If you followed the first GAF Ranbats or the PS3 SSF4 online threads, my taunts are godlike.

 

[SousedLouse]

Nice, thanks Bootaaay. That write-up about the show that you posted a while back was wild, and seeing it in action should be even better.

Well, I just finished watching it. It was pretty funny, and I think it exceeded its premise. So many of those matches deserve gifs, even if I had to link some of them offsite - I only wish that I knew how to make some.

 

[Ultratech]

Time for Impact!

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Time for Impact!

I thought Impact moved to Monday nights due to fan demand?

 

[jobber]

yay it's go time

Austin Aries and James Storm will be here tomorrow afternoon at the ghetto strip mall. I was kinda of hype, but now I don't think it's a good idea.

 

[eldoon]

WE LEFTIES RULE

 

[jobber]

CAN IT BE?!

 

[Professor Beef]

HULK!? SOMEONE CHECK IF THERE'S A FULL MOON OUT!!

 

[jobber]

with a sperm hand?

 

[BadAss2961]

So how long until Hollywood turns on the Stinger and TNA?

 

[somedevil]

Guess Aries hand is not broken enough to hold the mic.

 

[Ultratech]

HULK!? SOMEONE CHECK IF THERE'S A FULL MOON OUT!!

*Looks...*

Nope. But he's out for Blood, that's for sure.

 

[eldoon]

Vice President = Fat = Samoa Joe or Bully Ray...

 

[VerTiGo]

Um, after WWE started ripping Impact's "last time on Impact" stuff, it looks like TNA felt the heat. The production gets better every week. Hmmph, I see good things happening in TNA and in the industry.

 

[slightconfuse]

that main guy looked like bully ray

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

Best sell he's done in about 4 years.

well damn, that was actually impressive

 

[Ultratech]

So...has ODB been waiting for Fried Chicken for months now?

 

[VerTiGo]

I love how the identities of the Aces and 8s are hidden. From the wrestling press too it seems. Wes Brisco is obviously one and he's the only one who has made an appearance unmasked.

I'm hoping they aren't involved with anyone on the roster. It's better to just have them be an outside entity unrelated to any current performer on the roster. Forget the conspiracies... they are obviously writing this as they go though, which is fine by me.

Also, I'm glad Devon is gone. The late attitude era stars are easily worst parts of the TNA roster aside from Angle, because honestly Angle is amazing.

 

[spindashing]

Hey, TNA has the hashtag at the top left of the screen too.

 

[VerTiGo]

that main guy looked like bully ray

I was thinking the same thing but.... Bully Ray came out after that dude attacked A Double last week.

 

[SousedLouse]

So...has ODB been waiting for Fried Chicken for months now?

I guess so. Eric must be stuck at Church's.

 

[slightconfuse]

so who does you think the aces and 8's are. i think joey ryan is there and another gut check guy.

also i heard chris master might be involved

 

[Alucard]

Missing Impact tonight. How's the RVD match going?

 

[somedevil]

Man, James Storm has lost all his momentum he once had. Rvd is more over than him.

 

[slightconfuse]

classic TNA ending

 

[SousedLouse]

Missing Impact tonight. How's the RVD match going?

It's a RVD match; a few flips here and there, but pretty sluggish overall.

Storm closed it out with a jumping superkick while RVD was going for the monkey flip. That was a decent finish, I think.

 

[Alucard]

classic TNA ending

Meaning? What happened?

 

[Alucard]

It's a RVD match; a few flips here and there, but pretty sluggish overall.

Storm closed it out with a jumping superkick while RVD was going for the monkey flip. That was a decent finish, I think.

Cool. Thanks.

Hope they reveal more about A and E tonight.

 

[slightconfuse]

Meaning? What happened?

lame finsh to a decent match

 

[SousedLouse]

Madison's heading out to the ring, time for Hebner to get some strange

Spoiler

I can't even believe this is a thing, it's so dumb

 

[spindashing]

SHE'S A KILLER QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

 

[Seraphis Cain]

I was going to watch Impact, but I couldn't remember what channel Spike was, and I ran into M*A*S*H while I was looking, and I can't not watch that if it's on. so yeah.

 

[jobber]

lol please shut up chant

 

[SousedLouse]

I was going to watch Impact, but I couldn't remember what channel Spike was, and I ran into M*A*S*H while I was looking, and I can't not watch that if it's on. so yeah.

Perfectly understandable.

I'd ask "why is Tiffany dressed like that if she's only supposed to be a ref", but it's pretty obvious why.

It's ODB! WOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO
OOOoooooo.

 

[jmdajr]

Hmmmm. Texans pre-season scrub game, or TNA

 

[VerTiGo]

I remember hating the women aspect of wrestling... but honestly... the only thing better than the knockouts is porn. Eh, okay.. I'll settle for ODB's tits.

 

[spindashing]

Since when did that girl from Big Bang Theory ref for TNA

 

[Entropia]

Not sure if ODB is hot or not..

 

[BadAss2961]

Not sure if ODB is hot or not..

I'd hit.

lol, he brought the beer and chicken.

 

[slightconfuse]

Since when did that girl from Big Bang Theory ref for TNA

Since she lost her job as GM of ECW

 

[Ultratech]

Fried Chicken and a small keg of Heineken...lol

 

[ecurbj]

Not sure if ODB is hot or not..

Exactly. And Madison has a weird face. I just can't put my finger on it.

 

[Seraphis Cain]

Oh shit you guys. All day M*A*S*H marathon on TV Land on Monday. FUCK YES.

Oh, um...that...wrestling is...um...good.

 

[Alucard]

TNA Knockouts can actually provide decent matches.

 

[spindashing]

Since she lost her job as GM of ECW

Ah, I figured I knew her from somewhere.

 

[jobber]

we want chicken

 

[jmdajr]

I remember hating the women aspect of wrestling... but honestly... the only thing better than the knockouts is porn. Eh, okay.. I'll settle for ODB's tits.

Not sure how you came to that conclusion. Pretty conservative ladies.

 

[spindashing]

What is...going on

 

[SousedLouse]

For a second there, I thought they were bringing back World Elite. I was scared guys. Those 'we want chicken' chants were gold, though.

Ah, I figured I knew her from somewhere.

That anthropomorphic chicken on the cover always seemed like they were trying too hard to me.

Ooh, it's GUT CHECK time! Hey guys, are ya ready to see TNA stick to the same decision pattern as before?

 

[Professor Beef]

Bad family life or not, that gut check guy from last week was fucking terrible.