Pics that make you laugh |OT2| It's a Dirty Job But Someone's Gotta Do It

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This is not true.

The guy has tons of friends. His brother, his mom, the waitress that always smiles at him when he pays twenty dollars for his coffee, that Puerto Rican kid from school that said that they'd stay in touch and a couple of others I can't remember right now.
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$17,000 to show everyone that you have no friends.[/QUOTE]

Or that you are rich enough to buy two, so that your friend can race you on his own skis instead of driving the boat. ;)
 
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$17,000 to show everyone that you have no friends.

think about how fun that would be though, it would be such a cool mode of transport, i live right by the sea...i could literally travel to my favourite pub via this thing, damn that would be awesome..... millionaireGAF wanna sort me out?
 
I usually can spot it within a minute but not this one. Only thing is that it looks like a dear or something on the side of the dam. Maybe this pic needs to be bigger but I'm just not seeing it yet.

All those rock outcroppings on the dam aren't rock outcroppings, they're mountain goats
 
This is not true.

The guy has tons of friends. His brother, his mom, the waitress that always smiles at him when he pays twenty dollars for his coffee, that Puerto Rican kid from school that said that they'd stay in touch and a couple of others I can't remember right now.

lol, love it.
 
Meh, at least a male Praying Mantis isn't a male Angler Fish.

From Wiki:
At birth, male ceratioids are already equipped with extremely well-developed olfactory organs that detect scents in the water. The male ceratioid lives solely to find and mate with a female. They are significantly smaller than a female angler fish, and may have trouble finding food in the deep sea. Furthermore, the growth of the alimentary canals of some males becomes stunted, preventing them from feeding. These features necessitate his quickly finding a female anglerfish to prevent death. The sensitive olfactory organs help the male to detect the pheromones that signal the proximity of a female anglerfish. When he finds a female, he bites into her skin, and releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and her body, fusing the pair down to the blood-vessel level. The male then slowly atrophies, first losing his digestive organs, then his brain, heart, and eyes, and ends as nothing more than a pair of gonads, which release sperm in response to hormones in the female's bloodstream indicating egg release. This extreme sexual dimorphism ensures that, when the female is ready to spawn, she has a mate immediately available. Multiple males can be incorporated into a single female.


Pif, I have met human males with that behavior.
 
I'd have the same reaction. :(

That's totally ok.

Saw one in the wild one time. I sneaked up really close.
I was trying to pick it up from behind, but as soon as my fingers grabbed its back, its upper body turned around facing me and it raised its forelegs.
Then it was fucking hissing at me.
I jumped back like a little girl.


...and they are pretty big for an insect!
 
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