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[Codeblue]

Is there video of him being told that he looks like an idiot?

 

[Stet]

 

[jokkir]

 

[heliosRAzi]

You got no proof of that

The reverse is just as hilarious

 

[sixteen-bit]

This is how first graders really play soccer.

except there's like 20 of them.

 

[alterno69]

This is how first graders really play soccer.

except there's like 20 of them.

Actually, there are some kids in my son's first grade team that are quite intelligent for their age.

 

[Good Job Bob]

 

[Net_Wrecker]

My God...

 

[flippedb]

this thread lol

 

[Sgt.Pepper]

This is just amazing.

Maybe I'll start watching futbol.

 

[AcridMeat]

let's not forget the legendary referee Jorge Jose Emiliano dos Santos aka "Margarida"

Thank you for this, provided so many laughs. I took the liberty of making this, my favorite part.

 

[I NEED SCISSORS]

Someone said the g-word appropriately, I am outraged right now.

 

[Haunted]

shameful

 

[ASTROID2]

This thread just keeps on giving.

 

[Saprol]

Busted physics simulations are the best.

Absurd diving.

 

[Mohonky]

Wow. Quite the contrast with their male counterparts posted in the thread.

It would be funny if the gifs posted weren't glitches as stuff like that happens during real matches anyway.

Men's soccer (especially in Europe & South America anyway) is full of divers and 'omg the sky is falling' hypochondriacs, women soccer on the other hand is brutal. I remember staying back after training to watch one of our womens teams play one night. I have never seen so much fighting and abuse being hurled about in one game. Coaches were fighting, players were fighting, glass bottles were making their way onto the pitch by the end of the match.

Womens soccer is so much more straight to the point......

 

[Charoncaori]

Lol, this thread delivers on every front. My sides hurt.

 

[SRTtoZ]

This might be the best thread ever.

 

[SMT]

This thread is terribly entertaining.

 

[SteeloDMZ]

By the love of God, please tell me they didn't give the Ecuadorian player a yellow or red card, and the other asshole got suspended by FIFA for such a shameless act.

 

[fallagin]

Actually, there are some kids in my son's first grade team that are quite intelligent for their age.

When I first played soccer in first grade I had no flippin idea what was going on. I would just wander around the field and try to kick the ball somewhere at times.

 

[elohel]

thats hot

right?

 

[Forkball]

I just... I just don't understand how the physics do that. I'm no expert at coding, but it seems to be a difficult thing to randomly emulate numerous times.

 

[Persona86]

When I first played soccer in first grade I had no flippin idea what was going on. I would just wander around the field and try to kick the ball somewhere at times.

That's because nobody told you it's football not soccer. (oh crap, here we go!)

 

[JJD]

By the love of God, please tell me they didn't give the Ecuadorian player a yellow or red card, and the other asshole got suspended by FIFA for such a shameless act.

I don't know about the ecuadorian guy, but the brazilian one, Kaka got a red card! Lol!

 

[GeneralManager]

That's because nobody told you it's football not soccer. (oh crap, here we go!)

Soccer is the American version without all the homoerotic acts (now, here we go!).

 

[Victarion]

What? Hahaha, I'd expect the one doing the digging, but the other dude? Why was he fined for? Celebrating with a jubilant cheek-spread?
Edit: That gif up here needs an "OM NOM NOM" caption.

Nope, cause he fingered the other guy back after their second goal.

 

[Persona86]

Soccer is the American version without all the homoerotic acts (now, here we go!).

 

[Sapphire Dreams]

ZOMG lol, this is hilarious !

 

[runnin_blue]

I don't know about the ecuadorian guy, but the brazilian one, Kaka got a red card! Lol!

Erm...that's not Kaka...(at least not the famous one).

 

[Saint Gregory]

Nope, cause he fingered the other guy back after their second goal.

Well when compared to some of the stuff posted in this thread mutual fingering seems pretty tame to be honest.

 

[Dance Inferno]

She was banned from the team

Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with that girl.

 

[GeneralManager]

Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with that girl.

She was reinstated after 2 games. She also said something about sexism being the cause of the heavy criticism.

 

[Seik]

Soccer games need more of this.

:O

 

[fernoca]

Great thread Salsa! :')

 

[Seraphis Cain]

TEARS ARE STREAMING DOWN MY FACE

 

[MrDenny]

I just... I just don't understand how the physics do that. I'm no expert at coding, but it seems to be a difficult thing to randomly emulate numerous times.

This one's pretty funny, awesome kid haha

 

[L0st Id3ntity]

Erm...that's not Kaka...(at least not the famous one).

It is the "famous" Kaka brah

 

[fallagin]

Oh my god, i think i'm on my death bed.

 

[FootballFan]

Hahah great thread Salsa

They should add this for Online Virtual Pro matches, to decide who takes freekicks

 

[FlutterPuffs]

My favourite.

 

[red731]

From beginning up to here. This is the best thread today.

Scrolling and crying.

 

[MrCunningham]

Imagine what game glitches are going to look like in the next generation of sports games when they become more realistic...

Things are going to get creepy as fluck.

 

[Arozay]

Easier than posting every gif of it.

 

[Rad-]

 

[DrM]

Is there video of him being told that he looks like an idiot?

Here is the whole video

 

[Winnie the Pimp]

lol perfect

even the keeper is smiling

 

[fallagin]

Imagine what game glitches are going to look like in the next generation of sports games when they become more realistic...

Things are going to get creepy as fluck.

And more hilarious!!

 

[Dennis]

I fucking love that image. I remember watching the game live and participating in the GAF thread at the same time.

Good times with friends.

 

[AndresON777]

Is there a gay celebration I can do after I score a goal? do I have to unlock it?