What a bender of a weekend! I decided to throw friends from different parts of life together for a worlds-collide evening (which everyone usually advises against) and it turned out great! Haha.
I seriously feel like I'm just making up for the total lack of partying in my high school and college years. It's the only explanation for 13 shots and 5 beers in 3 hours. I don't know how I was walking and alert and perfectly fine yesterday. #unstealthybrag
Swear I wouldn't know what to do without good family and friends; when everything else in life is basically shitty, they getcha through. Hold 'em close everyone!
I wanted to share some photos from the weekend if GayGAF is so inclined to gander (some of you I'm buddied with on FB may have seen these already, lol):
The Muff Diver. The analogue to the blow job I guess. My coworker lamented later that she should have just ordered me the Blow Job (she knows, lol), but that it's traditional to get this one for a guy I guess. I know. Silly drinking games and making a fool of oneself is so freshman year, but fuck it. I went for it. Couldn't really grab the shotglass inside with my teeth very well. My friend leans in from the side and whispers in my ear, "just wrap your lips around it, bitch!" And damn. That worked. Hahahaha. My face smelled like whip cream until 3am the next day.
Every time I'm in the pits I think of these ladies, or the other couple of amazing teams I've worked with at different stores or jobs. I had no idea who they were three months ago, and now they're some of my best friends. You never know who you might meet and bond with tomorrow, or the next day, or next month/year, etc.
Number 11.
Club highlight of the weekend. Saw em already gettin cozy and figured, they're not just friends. Asked em to go for it and bam. Incest on the dance floor. Gay Halloween ftw.
I'm really, so very grateful for all that I have. This weekend reminded me of it. This year will now be about getting all the things I don't have. A first real career job, a first real boyfriend, and some real independence again. I SMELL EM COMIN