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[Salsa]

Because we realized you were posting from a non-US country, and we're not all pedants. And you misspelled embarrassed.

well that's awful nice

 

[DonMigs85]

Even if it's his second language, I think Salsa writes english a lot better than many actual American/British Gaffers.
At least he doesn't say "could of"

 

[Freezie KO]

well that's awful nice

 

[televator]

South Korea wanted to gift you with a symbol of good faith and peace. Something that would become a beacon that symbolizes the opportunity and hope of your country... they just didn't wanna spend a lot of money though.

 

[Angelus Errare]

Chick in the green skirt needs some food...all of the foods.

 

[Salsa]

Even if it's his second language, I think Salsa writes english a lot better than many actual American/British Gaffers.
At least he doesn't say "could of"

thanks brah, I try. Actually had my speaking test for the proficency exam today (first time studying english ever and I went directly towards the top exam, would basically mean I "mastered" the language, at least in academic terms. Scary) and it went pretty well. All the writing stuff is on the 17th. The University of Michigan actually showed interest in giving me a scholarship to go study there in an exchange program but I cant do it atm cause I dropped out of highschool when I got into film school, how crappy is that

anyway, this thread is about korean buttocks

they just didn't wanna spend a lot of money though.

id say they spent a ton for what it is

 

[exYle]

Everybody

Everybody, look

It's a penis

 

[DonMigs85]

I found this on CNN:

The naked blue man is nearly 20 feet tall and weighs three tons. It was donated by South Korean artist Yoo Young-ho, who has already built one "Greetingman" in his home country. Yoo's goal is to put up 1,000 of them across the globe as a way to link other cultures and people.

THE HORROR! They're being mass-produced!
Artist's site: http://www.greetingman.com/intro.html

 

[Freezie KO]

Yoo keep it.

 

[DonMigs85]

Yoo keep it.

When you wake up tomorrow, there'll be one in your front yard.

 

[sakipon]

THE HORROR! They're being mass-produced!
Artist's site: http://www.greetingman.com/intro.html

So... any given morning someone of us might wake up and see the same view on our door.

edit: damn I was slow. I was feeling the nighmarish view already.

 

[Replicant]

It's the Engineers from Prometheus. S.Korea knows who are our true creators and want you to worship them too OP!

 

[Monocle]

There's a silver lining to this. When the statue starts shooting its death rays, we'll all die laughing.

 

[hteng]

surprised no one said Dat Ass

 

[fanboi]

There's a silver lining to this. When the statue starts shooting its death rays, we'll all die laughing.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

 

[Router]

Superglue a gold coin on the ground at his feet!

 

[DonMigs85]

Once all 1,000 are deployed the "artist" probably is gonna start something

 

[Koodo]

Clocked.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

Paintball gun + brown pellets = shitty butt statue.

 

[Fritz]

It's like someone pointed out that his fly is open.

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

Salsa's English is not only great, I'm always puzzled (As a South Ametican) how he's so knowledgable and in tune with North American pop culture. Do they have HBO, AMC, Showtime and all the other network tv stations down in Uruguay or something? No one cares for the Spanish pop singers? They listen to the Crap that's produced in the US? I always thought you were a US born, (half) Uruguayan Salsa.


Back on topic, so each one of these costs a quarter of a mill? And "The artist" is planning to install a thousand of them around the world? Are you shitting me?

 

[polyh3dron]

Soutb Korea gave you a shit bow.

 

[FACE]

I found this on CNN:

The naked blue man is nearly 20 feet tall and weighs three tons. It was donated by South Korean artist Yoo Young-ho, who has already built one "Greetingman" in his home country. Yoo's goal is to put up 1,000 of them across the globe as a way to link other cultures and people.

THE HORROR! They're being mass-produced!
Artist's site: http://www.greetingman.com/intro.html

If they put one of those anywhere near my house I'll fire-bomb it.

Soutb Korea gave you a shit bow.

<3 Curb.

 

[travisbickle]

Back on topic, so each one of these costs a quarter of a mill? And "The artist" is planning to install a thousand of them around the world? Are you shitting me?

The artist has made two, but he dares to dream.

 

[Jintor]

I found this on CNN:

The naked blue man is nearly 20 feet tall and weighs three tons. It was donated by South Korean artist Yoo Young-ho, who has already built one "Greetingman" in his home country. Yoo's goal is to put up 1,000 of them across the globe as a way to link other cultures and people.

THE HORROR! They're being mass-produced!
Artist's site: http://www.greetingman.com/intro.html

They're clearly going to link together into a weapon of mass destruction

 

[Row]

I've seen something like this somewhere in seoul, but it was just a steel frame of this person and if definitely didn't have a noticeable bulge

 

[DonMigs85]

Salsa's English is not only great, I'm always puzzled (As a South Ametican) how he's so knowledgable and in tune with North American pop culture. Do they have HBO, AMC, Showtime and all the other network tv stations down in Uruguay or something? No one cares for the Spanish pop singers? They listen to the Crap that's produced in the US? I always thought you were a US born, (half) Uruguayan Salsa.

Yeah, Salsa even knows the lyrics of the USA Digimon theme song

 

[Canis lupus]

Looks cool, but why blue.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Feels like I&#8217;m wearing nothing at all.

Nothing at all.

Nothing at all.

And now that's all you will see.

 

[tmarques]

Paint the Japanese flag on his forehead.

 

[Messypandas]

It's an invitation...

 

[Bisnic]

Why would South Korea gives a gift to Uruguay? It's like the last 2 countries i imagined doing such a thing.

 

[Ermc_G6]

I can't decide if he is wanting to tie his shoe, or if he is unsure if he even needs shoes.

 

[Schadenfreude]

You know what you must do, OP. Gangnam Style scream at his ass.

 

[Iksenpets]

Korea, I'm offended. Here I was thinking we were your best friend here in America, but where's our statue. Oh, that's cool. You can just go hang out with Uruguay then. GOD!

 

[DD]

It's not uncommon to see Spanish language signs in southern Brazil. I was pretty close you got to admit. It had to be South America because of the way the land looked. So I guessed the largest country there.

With those heavy clothes? It's hot as hell here these days! xD

 

[Brinbe]

wat, lol @ a shitload of these propagating the earth

 

[Deified Data]

It's like a physically-ambiguous sexual molestation doll for giant, faceless abominations.

"Show us where they touched you".

 

[Grassclipper]

This is fucking hilarious. The thought of one possibly being placed beside my house is less so.

 

[Volimar]

Balls.

 

[Übermatik]

Hahahah! Man, that's hilarious. Hahah, I'm so sorry... hahahahah

 

[freddy]

 

[CiSTM]

Upon closer inspection, these appear to be loafers.

 

[Davedough]

Whenever you sell your house, the listing needs to be "La casa con la vista ano azul"

 

[Volimar]

Years from now people will assume that the genitals were worn smooth by centuries of worship involving rubbing.

 

[itwasTuesday]

What is he looking at?

 

[Kettch]

Man the Statue of Liberty just doesn't compare.

This makes me wonder how different American culture would be if the Statue of Liberty were nude. How did the French mess that up?

 

[freddy]

I think they should name this 'asking for a raise'.

 

[Volimar]

What is he looking at?

Nothing, he's mooning Salsa.

 

[akira28]

The "International Penis Check" memorial. Yep, it's still there.