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[Blair]

OP cut a mean promo on us.

 

[TheSeks]

Gee-wiz, I mean shucks, how the heck do you reckon such a chap would marmalade the swang-song? Blitzkrieg that moonbeamer and windex the trolly before choo-choo.

I have no clue what this last bit means (but have an idea), but I'm cracking my shit at it for a good solid five minutes. I need to use this in a conversation one day.

 

[GavinGT]

black culture thread?

I have never met a black person that ever used any of that vocabulary.

 

[EloquentM]

I have never met a black person that ever used any of that vocabulary.

you're missing out.

Spoiler

not

 

[DominoKid]

leave the bleach references at home lol.

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

 

[Slayven]

I have never met a black person that ever used any of that vocabulary.

For real young? Dats cray.

 

[Jackben]

I have never met a black person that ever used any of that vocabulary.

Indubitably.

I am not certain what kind of unorthodox hooligans populate this Internet message board but all blacks I am in acquaintance with would never deign to use such an abrasive dialect as this. Quite ridiculous.

 

[EloquentM]

Indubitably.

I am not certain what kind of unorthodox hooligans populate this Internet message board but all blacks I am in acquaintance with would never deign to use such an abrasive dialect as this. Quite ridiculous.

cheerio govna.

 

[neptunes]

You guys have never heard of the term simp before?

 

[EternalDarko]

Simping?

Thirsting?

Dry Begging?

Aizen?

Yeah, I've never heard of any of that shit.

 

[JohnDoe]

You guys have never heard of the term simp before?

Yes.
Never heard of aizen used as a verb though though.
Or dry begging.

 

[John Dunbar]

urban dictionary offers a very different definition of "thirsting".

 

[Grakl]

Yes.
Never heard of aizen used as a verb though though.
Or dry begging.

I have to admit, Aizen was hilarious. I still got it, though.

 

[AnathemicOne]

Simping and Aizen. Wtf is this shit?

 

[evilromero]

Simping?

Thirsting?

Dry Begging?

Aizen?

Yeah. I have no clue about this. Such a strange way to tell a story. Why fill it with so much jargon?

 

[Face it Tiger..]

Read up a few.. Anathemic..

Also never publicly or using my identity.

 

[FStop7]

Some of my coworkers are so thirsty. They're middle aged and probably have same-old, same-old sex lives with their wives or whatever. But it can be embarrassing to be with them when they see an attractive woman in public.

 

[Takao]

I tried to Kaioken a girl once, but she Destructo disced me until I was Makankōsappōed.

 

[Vermillion]

I have never met a black person that ever used any of that vocabulary.

I've only ever heard thirsty in real life. It's sad every time (the thirsty people).

And the only people I've seen that thirsty are these two girls.

God, it's sad.

 

[Ultima_5]

this thread was made to get attention to the op for using slang that only exist on urbandic.

he had no intention of ever starting a conversation about having a friend who's crushing on a girl

 

[JohnDoe]

urban dictionary offers a very different definition of "thirsting".

I thought it was just derived from thirsty which means horny?

 

[Miles X]

Is this a new form of pig latin? Maybe Bro latin?

 

[Slayven]

Some of my coworkers are so thirsty. They're middle aged and probably have same-old, same-old sex lives with their wives or whatever. But it can be embarrassing to be with them when they see an attractive woman in public.

Worked with a guy like that, the twist his wife worked that too.

 

[Paper Fox]

Did he at least behuhuhu the rub hive?

 

[ReiGun]

Anyway long story short, I spent the better part of the night explaining to her dad the difference between balsamic vinegar and regular vinegar.

This line fucking killed me.

 

[Buzzati]

Oh man, you wouldn't believe. I went down to the Fire Factory and got myself a Cap'n Crunch - you know, the ones with the paleontologist teeth in the middle of 'em? Yeah. So, I totally took this tricerotops to the crazy straw and you know what he had the nerve to do?

He straight up, Tiggle-Wizzled.

Yeah. He looked me in the eye, then took that mayonaise straight to the fuck factory. I was like "no. This ain't happening. Not on my rocketship." Basically, I snake-rattle-and-roll'd that bitch down maybe 2, no, 3, no maybe 4 pylons down the artichoke docks (you know, by Fletcher street?). Yeah, me and Chuck weren't gonna skateboard down that chocolate mountain. I swear to God, the next time someone Tiggle-Wizzles down the fuck factory on MY fucking rocketship, I'm out.


That's what you get for trying to teach peanut M&Ms how to play the keyboard in Azuzu.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

yall aint bout dat life.


go back to the suburbs.

 

[Your Best Amigo]

I know I've seen that before; it's from a music video right?
What's it called again?

 

[SapientWolf]

The catch is that sometimes dogged persistence in the face of disinterest gets rewarded, so the behavior gets repeated even when you call your friends out on it. I usually just stand there and feel embarrassed for them. But maybe some women find that to be endearing.

 

[Slayven]

This line fucking killed me.

It was a surreal moment.

 

[thirty]

Whim wham wozzle

I'm dying

 

[SmokyDave]

you talk like a teacher in a student union.

that's quench as eels, zip.

You're fucking killing me man, I just blew a pint of Stella out of my nose.

 

[lobdale]

When he removed his clunger from my ring piece, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour the corn-eyed butt snake off his Vince cable. The feeling of his creamy load seeping down my throat got my beige slime flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. He munched on my bald man in a boat, even though I'd been on the rag for the best part of a week. The plowing made me eject my vertical moisture all over his tallywacker. The pounding of my vintage golf bag was so vigorous, he soon found his man berries joining his bald avenger deep in my turd-herder.

 

[Slayven]

Come on guys, y'all watched the Wire. This isn't even hood. I could have gotten Onyx grimey.

 

[Escape Goat]

My universal translator has gone offline.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

But fo' real though, pretty much every time I step into Real-GAF

Hahahahahahaha

Spoiler

Shhh, don't ruin it.

 

[Professor Beef]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume that the people who've never heard the terms are simps themselves.

 

[Escape Goat]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume that the people who've never heard the terms are simps themselves.

I bet you're a wimbuzzler.

 

[Professor Beef]

I bet you're a wimbuzzler.

You're gotdamn right.

 

[Machine]

When he removed his clunger from my ring piece, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour the corn-eyed butt snake off his Vince cable. The feeling of his creamy load seeping down my throat got my beige slime flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. He munched on my bald man in a boat, even though I'd been on the rag for the best part of a week. The plowing made me eject my vertical moisture all over his tallywacker. The pounding of my vintage golf bag was so vigorous, he soon found his man berries joining his bald avenger deep in my turd-herder.

Thank you. I was waiting for this.

 

[Magnus]

Simping?

Thirsting?

Dry Begging?

Aizen?

Pretty much my thought process as I tried to read that.

 

[Devolution]

But fo' real though, pretty much every time I step into Real-GAF

Spoiler

Funny pics too.

 

[Nimajneb]

I only understood hissatsu and Aizen. ...Now I know I'm cool.

 

[Slayven]

Worldstar Hip-hop!!!!!! Worldstar Hip-hop!!!!!! Worldstar Hip-hop!!!!!! Worldstar Hip-hop!!!!!!

 

[universalmind]

Op sounds like a dry begging simp.

And oh maaaan, the simps!

 

[The Insane Dufresne]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume that the people who've never heard the terms are simps themselves.

Probably:

 

[Kreed]

I have no fucking clue what those are.

Simping?

Thirsting?

Dry Begging?

Aizen?

1) Highlight the word you don't know.

2) Right/double finger click.

3) Select "Google Search for *insert word here*"

4) You've learned a new word, threads are less cluttered with these types of posts. Everyone wins.

 

[qcf x2]

Finally he played what to him was his hissatsu trump card, he invited her and her roommate out with us. I was cool with that, but she Aizen that shit by saying she had plans with her family. Dan still wouldn't give up, he dry begged an invite from her to go with her and her family.

This kilt me. There's a fine line, though. And Dan not only crossed it, he put on the moon boots and leapfrogged it.

OP is a good friend to Dan. Kept it real, no sugar coating.

 

[WanderingWind]

I'm too old for this shit.