and couldn't they come up with an injury worthy of wearing a respirator for the rest of your life?
i mean come on, he got jumped my malnourished prisoners. actually, maybe they weren't even malnourished. oh my god, i think i've got something.
bane got jumped because he ate all the food. just look how big he is compared to the other prisoners. the prison gets a certain food supply and bane eats it all up, leaving little for everyone else. so they're all like fuck that, fuck him, lets teach him a lesson.
still though, we could have gotten a better accident than being jumped. anything would have been better. i was expecting batman to pull off his mask near the end, revealing some harvey dent/two face x10.