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IrrelevantNotch

 

[strafer]

Do we even know if he responds to that? It's a cut between the question and the answer.

Dont fucking say maybe.

 

[Tobor]

"Remember, with great power comes great responsibility"

- Alfred Pennyworth, Superman Returns

 

[IrrelevantNotch]

You don't know what a sociopath is do you?

maybe

 

[Eidan]

Depends on what happens after it. If the scene in the film ends there, it's pretty awful. I don't think it will, though.

I'd love nothing more than for the scene to end with Pa Kent saying "Maybe", as he walks away, shaking his head in disgust.

 

[Secret Fawful]

He didn't already make that choice when he saved his classmates from drowning? Wow, I'm done.

That's what "maybe" implies.

No, it just implies maybe. It implies he doesn't know the answer. Things are never black and white. The movie will make a mistake, though, if every decision young Clark makes is a perfect one.

 

[Nizz]

Man, with the vague and not so vague Bat-puns (Solo) should I be worried about TDKR spoilers in a Superman movie thread?

 

[Discotheque]

I hope the scene just ends with him saying maybe and then walking away to go eat or some shit lol.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Depends on what happens after it. If the scene in the film ends there, it's pretty awful. I don't think it will, though.

It won't. It looks like Pa is gearing up to say something right when it goes to the next part of the trailer.

 

[Hagi]

Man, with the vague and not so vague Bat-puns (Solo) should I be worried about TDKR spoilers in a Superman movie thread?

Maybe, your punishment must be more severe.

 

[teiresias]

I'd love nothing more than for the scene to end with Pa Kent saying "Maybe", as he walks away, shaking his head in disgust.

No, say "maybe", kick a tire of the truck, walk away, tear his show off and throw it at Clark's head.

Seriously, I'd prefer if it ended at "maybe". It's obviously a parental reaction to what could happen if his powers become commonly known (as if it isn't obvious by the voiceover from the hysterical parent about "my kid saw him do it"). I really don't see anything wrong with it, particularly since it's likely Pa Kent may not even know the extent of his powers. Certainly in such a situation a parent wouldn't want to think about losing their own child because they stopped to help others regardless of how noble an act it is.

Besides goody two-shoes superhero parental figures are so damn annoying and overplayed at this point.

 

[Messypandas]

Man of Steel |OT| Maybe

Man of Steel |OT| I just met you, and this is crazy, heres my only son; So Kal-El Maybe

 

[Angry Fork]

The main point at hand isn't that Johnathan shouldn't be worried about Clark it's that 'maybe' is a creepy/odd choice of word. Obviously it's out of context though we don't know what else he says so it's not fair to judge just yet. But if he did just say 'maybe' and then switch topics or walks away that is suspect and deserves an eyebrow raise.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Yo I just realized something. It must awkward as fuck to be young Clark when Ma and Pa have sex. He can hear everything.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

What was I suppose to do? Just let them die?

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck yourself.

 

[Nizz]

Maybe, your punishment must be more severe.

Christ

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Yo I just realized something. It must awkward as fuck to be young Clark when Ma and Pa have sex. He can hear everything.

everything

Every squish, slap and release of air.

 

[Secret Fawful]

The main point at hand isn't that Johnathan shouldn't be worried about Clark it's that 'maybe' is a creepy/odd choice of word. Obviously it's out of context though we don't know what else he says so it's not fair to judge just yet. But if he did just say 'maybe' and then switch topics or walks away that is suspect and deserves an eyebrow raise.

Well, that's not too much to ask.

[raises eyebrow]

Okay, let's move on.

 

[Nizz]

Diane Lane is too sexy to be Ma Kent. :/

 

[Jables Swan]

Yo I just realized something. It must awkward as fuck to be young Clark when Ma and Pa have sex. He can hear everything.

If he could hear it over the top of hearing everything else.

Have a question for Superman nerds:

Is Superman's hair indestructible too?

 

[Forever]

If he could hear it over the top of hearing everything else.

Have a question for Superman nerds:

Is Superman's hair indestructible too?

He can burn it off with his own heat vision. It's how he shaves.

 

[cutmeamango]

everything

Every squish, slap and release of air.

He can drown all those sounds with his supersonic masturbation.

 

[TheKaeptain]

everything

Every squish, slap and release of air.

I wonder if he can hear Pa cum. It probably sounds like one of those high powered supersoakers to Clark.

 

[Tobor]

If he could hear it over the top of hearing everything else.

Have a question for Superman nerds:

Is Superman's hair indestructible too?

He shaves with a mirror and his own heat vision.

 

[jett]

...


This thread must be destroyed.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Yo I just realized something. It must awkward as fuck to be young Clark when Ma and Pa have sex. He can hear everything.

 

[Angry Fork]

If he could hear it over the top of hearing everything else.

Have a question for Superman nerds:

Is Superman's hair indestructible too?

Slow motion shot of Ma Kent attempting to cut his hair and failing. It'll be a companion piece to Singer's bullet in the eye.

 

[RustyNails]

What was I suppose to do? Just let them die?

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck yourself.

Well, why wasn't Joe Pesci cast as Clark's father?

 

[Secret Fawful]

I wonder if he can hear Pa cum. It probably sounds like one of those high powered supersoakers to Clark.

If this scene is not in this film, I declare this film to be as bad as Quest For Peace.

 

[Hagi]

everything

Every squish, slap and release of air.

That's why he's hiding in the closet.

The worlds too big

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Well, why wasn't Joe Pesci cast as Clark's father?

Erm, you do realize Joe Pesci doesn't say that line? It's Harvey Keitel you rube.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Oh my God.

This page.

Oh my God.

 

[Jables Swan]

He can burn it off with his own heat vision. It's how he shaves.

Sweet as. Thanks.

 

[TheKaeptain]

If he could hear it over the top of hearing everything else.

Have a question for Superman nerds:

Is Superman's hair indestructible too?

Edit: Whomever makes the OT for Man of Steel should make sure this picture is a part of it. You know people will ask that question a lot.

 

[Angry Fork]

Diane Lane being sexy is good for Ma Kent character.

Clark will hear the sex and want to join in.

...

Agree, this page must be destroyed.

 

[Hagi]

Diane Lane being sexy is good for Ma Kent character.

Clark will hear the sex and want to join in.

...

Agree, this page must be destroyed.

Eww Adoptedaliencest, you can't join us in the sun sicko

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

THAT ISN'T HOW HEAT WORKS

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

The worst part? Ma and Pa know that Clark can hear them.

 

[Jables Swan]

Edit: Whomever makes the OT for Man of Steel should make sure this picture is a part of it. You know people will ask that question a lot.

Awesome pic.

Love the bearded Supes. Trailer looks great.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Erm, you do realize Joe Pesci doesn't say that line? It's Harvey Keitel you rube.

Guaran-fucking-teed.

 

[DMczaf]

brb, gotta do some epic walking

 

[TheKaeptain]

THAT ISN'T HOW HEAT WORKS

How are you sure that Alien heat rays don't work that way?

 

[Messypandas]

Someone repost that picture of Supes wasting all those hairdresses scissors like a total asshole.

 

[Hagi]

The worst part? Ma and Pa know that Clark can hear them.

"You think he can hear us Johnathan?"
"Maybe...*whistles i've got a brand new combine harvester*"

 

[TheKaeptain]

Someone repost that picture of Supes wasting all those hairdresses scissors like a total asshole.

 

[jett]

Edit: Whomever makes the OT for Man of Steel should make sure this picture is a part of it. You know people will ask that question a lot.

I just realized it would probably be less retarded if he just saved using his nails.

 

[strafer]

Hey Kent, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Hey Kent, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

Quoting so people don't think I started what is about to happen.

No. Have you?


Superman heard 'alien' and thought somebody said 'illegal alien' and signed up.

 

[Angry Fork]

Googled and saw this explanation

Superman's hair is indestructible and can neither be cut nor can it grow in Earth's atmosphere. (S No. 132, Oct 1959)

Any attempt to cut Superman's hair by ordinary means results only in the shattering of whatever scissors are being used, but Superman can cut his own hair when absolutely necessary by subjecting it to the concentrated power of his own X-ray vision. In a red-sun environment, however, where Superman has no super-powers, his hair loses its indestructibility and begins to grow. If Superman undertakes a mission to a red-sun Planet, it is best for him to shave and trim his hair before returning to the yellow-sun environment of Earth, where his hair will once again become indestructible.

Similarly, Superman's fingernails and toenails, which are indestructible and do not grow in the earthly environment, do grow and are destructible on Planets revolving about a red sun.

 

[Anticitizen One]

Man I can't stop thinking about that trailer. I haven't seen something that awe inspiring since maybe T2 and Jurassic Park. It was easily better than any piece of promotional material for Superman Returns and I know some people are going to quickly post the Superman Returns teaser in response to which I say "fuck that teaser"

The only thing I would have done differently is not released any promo stills of the suit and had the teaser trailer end with that scene where you see the military pointing guns at him and all you see is his boot and cape thats it. I would have left him in full costume a mystery for a bit longer.