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[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Googled and saw this explanation

But... the beard of sorrow in the trailer.

 

[jett]

Googled and saw this explanation

Clearly this doesn't apply to MoS.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Man I can't stop thinking about that trailer. I haven't seen something that awe inspiring since maybe T2 and Jurassic Park. It was easily better than any piece of promotional material for Superman Returns and I know some people are going to quickly post the Superman Returns teaser in response to which I say "fuck that teaser"

This trailer is good, but Superman Returns teaser shits on it from astronomical heights.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Googled and saw this explanation

 

[Messypandas]

Supes grew a baller mullet and beard while he was chillin like a villain in Kingdom Come; probably the best comic-book ever written.

 

[jett]

This trailer is good, but Superman Returns teaser shits on it from astronomical heights.

The only thing that teaser had going for it was nostalgia. Take away the Krytpon theme and the Brando narration and you got a piece of shit.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

The only thing that teaser had going for it was nostalgia. Take away the Krytpon theme and the Brando narration and you got a piece of shit.

That's doing the teaser a disservice. Yes it used Williams theme, but it was cut to images and glimpses of Superman that worked perfectly as the re-introduction of a mythic-type legend. There are few teaser trailers better than Superman Returns' teaser. Shit on the movie all you want, but to deny that is to be LOST!

 

[strafer]

We all know the best trailer is Miami vice

 

[TheKaeptain]

Supes grew a baller mullet and beard while he was chillin like a villain in Kingdom Come; probably the best comic-book ever written.

Yeah the explanation up there is BS. He's grown out his hair and beard before.

 

[Anticitizen One]

This trailer is good, but Superman Returns teaser shits on it from astronomical heights.

The only people that like that teaser were people born in the 60s

 

[Moaradin]

The Superman Returns teaser is a rare case of a teaser trailer being better than the actual movie.

 

[-COOLIO-]

I like the maybe.

 

[jett]

That's doing the teaser a disservice. Yes it used Williams theme, but it was cut to images and glimpses of Superman that worked perfectly as the re-introduction of a mythic-type legend. There are few teaser trailers better than Superman Returns' teaser. Shit on the movie all you want, but to deny that is to be LOST!

Hah yeah it was one of the best teasers of all-time, but it must be noted that content from the actual movie has little to do with it.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Guys I just wrote a comic where Superman's hair only grows when he faps. I'm not saying it's considered canon, but it is.

 

[NomarTyme]

Awesome trailer.

 

[LAUGHTREY]

Edit: Whomever makes the OT for Man of Steel should make sure this picture is a part of it. You know people will ask that question a lot.

Why doesn't it melt the glass?

 

[Hagi]

Why doesn't it melt the glass?

It's super glass.

 

[Secret Fawful]

Why doesn't it melt the glass?

It's a mirror made of diamond.

 

[Discotheque]

We all know the best trailer is Miami vice

My favorite in recent years. /swag

 

[Imm0rt4l]

http://i.imgur.com/xjhjt.jpg[IMG]

This trailer is good, but Superman Returns teaser shits on it from astronomical heights.[/QUOTE]

Too bad about the movie itself.

 

[KalBalboa]

That's doing the teaser a disservice. Yes it used Williams theme, but it was cut to images and glimpses of Superman that worked perfectly as the re-introduction of a mythic-type legend. There are few teaser trailers better than Superman Returns' teaser. Shit on the movie all you want, but to deny that is to be LOST!

Yeah, say what you want about Returns but it had the best teaser I've seen.

The only people that like that teaser were people born in the 60s

I'm 25 and I must've watched that teaser 100 times.

The Superman Returns teaser is a rare case of a teaser trailer being better than the actual movie.

For a lot of people this is really the case.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

My favorite in recent years. /swag

Miami Vice is so ridiculously trill that it makes bros want to swag their baller sacks all over their dapper bros.

Spoiler

Miami Vice is shitty.

 

[Jables Swan]

The Spiderman teaser with the web between the Twin Towers was one of my favourite teasers.

 

[DMczaf]

Sculli is that crazy homeless guy in front of the bus stop screaming about his penis having weird dreams.

Except the penis having weird dreams is Superman Returns.

 

[TheKaeptain]

oh Miami Vice talk. I'm out.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Sculli is that crazy homeless guy in front of the bus stop screaming about his penis having weird dreams.

Except the penis having weird dreams is Superman Returns.

That's not true. I'm not homeless.

 

[RustyNails]

Googled and saw this explanation

Superman has the laziest excuses for his existence. It's the equivalent of "..nanomachines"

 

[gundamkyoukai]

Trailer was rather boring to tell the truth but it's a new Superman movie so i hype .

 

[Row]

Miami Vice is so ridiculously trill that it makes bros want to swag their baller sacks all over their dapper bros.

Spoiler

Miami Vice is shitty.

think I lasted 20min before I couldn't watch anymore, those were a tough 20min

 

[Jean Valjean]

Man I can't stop thinking about that trailer. I haven't seen something that awe inspiring since maybe T2 and Jurassic Park. It was easily better than any piece of promotional material for Superman Returns and I know some people are going to quickly post the Superman Returns teaser in response to which I say "fuck that teaser"

Please....

 

[jett]

think I lasted 20min before I couldn't watch anymore, those were a tough 20min

I suffered through it again some months ago only because some people insisted that it was great.

By people I mean crazies.

 

[keltickennedy]

Why doesn't it melt the glass?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlI-i5xM30o&feature=player_detailpage#t=39s

 

[Discotheque]

Miami Vice is so ridiculously trill that it makes bros want to swag their baller sacks all over their dapper bros.

Spoiler

Miami Vice is shitty.

You stole my post except for the spoiler tags. Misunderstood masterpiece swag swag trill as fuck PLAY THE DISC AND I'M SWEATIN WOO

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

We all know the best trailer is Miami vice

Maybe. And the "director's" cut is the only way to watch that movie.

 

[Discotheque]

Maybe. And the "director's" cut is the only way to watch that movie.

The director's cut kills the cold open. I have it and the theatrical on bluray, gave the director's cut to a friend.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

DM, don't you see what Man of Steel is? It's a chance for us a start fresh.

Look at us, like a couple of school girls!

 

[DMczaf]

DM, don't you see what Man of Steel is? It's a chance for us a start fresh.

Look at us, like a couple of school girls!

You bring up Superman Returns again and I'll spread rumors that I saw you holding Solo's hand behind the benches.

 

[KalBalboa]

Superman has the laziest excuses for his existence. It's the equivalent of "..nanomachines"

Gamma rays, radioactive spiders, "we're born like this," magic. Eh, what can you do.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Solo's never held my hand, specifically.

 

[Discotheque]

Superman has the laziest excuses for his existence. It's the equivalent of "..nanomachines"

Most comic books are like that tbh. Not just Superman.

 

[jett]

You bring up Superman Returns again and I'll spread rumors that I saw you holding Solo's hand behind the benches.

 

[.GqueB.]

I wonder if he can hear Pa cum. It probably sounds like one of those high powered supersoakers to Clark.

Burn it. Burn this goddamn thread to the ground.

Then burn the ashes.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

I don't know what series that gif is from and I refuse to respond to it.

 

[DMczaf]

I don't know what series that gif is from and I refuse to respond to it.

 

[Angelus Errare]

 

[Secret Fawful]

I want a remake of Step Brothers with Batman and Superman. I want to hear Batman say "I'm gonna kill you, Leonard Nimoy" in his sleep.

 

[Koodo]

Henry Cavill truly seems like a fantastic Superman.

GIFs

 

[TheKaeptain]

If someone doesn't make a Clark Kent profile and responds "Fishing" the internet has failed.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

I do love that episode with Crazy Joe Devola.

 

[Raziel]

He asked Pa Kent what he should do.