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[TheKaeptain]

Now it's our turn to ruin movies for others.

I'm pretty sure you ruin movies for yourself.

 

[Kinyou]

that was debunked. what really happens is that faora is overcome by superman and his rugged good looks, they proceed to have sex in front of zod who begins masturbating furiously as superman pounds faora's super vagina with his super penis. moments pass, superman lets his super juice explode in faora's now swollen super vagina, the super sperm makes its way to her super ovaries and super impregnates her, all the while zod is still masturbating furiously.

a few more moments pass, faora is now super pregnant, the super baby is ready to birth itself, it begins its journey down the super vaginal canal and tears faora's super vagina open. faora dies from having her super vagina super torn open by the super baby who is now super growing and is already 5 years old, zod is still masturbating furiously.

another few moments pass, superman is mourning the loss of his super virginity to faora when he wanted to lose it lois. just as he begins to stir out of his depressed fill state, he's blasted in the face by zod who has finally managed to reach his orgasmic climax.

super sperm is now covering superman's face, understandably angry he prepares to fight zod but it taken aback when his super progeny, now a fully developed woman, flies toward him and beats the super shit out him.

dazed and confused, superman wonders why he just had the super shit beaten out of him by his super daughter, turns out she super imprinted on zod seconds after birth and will give her life to protect him.

superman weeps, zod laughs, super girl looks on lustfully at zod, the army looks on confused and lois, well lois runs the fuck away thinking to herself - thank fuck I didn't sleep with him.

the end.

What if... what if superman's mother still lives and then they have to repopulate krypton

 

[Emwitus]

I liked the first half of Captain America a lot up until after the touring montage then it started to become dull. Still thought it was way better than Iron Man 2/Thor/Avengers though.

the touring montage

That alone makes CA shit.

 

[jett]

I'm pretty sure you ruin movies for yourself.

 

[DMczaf]

 

[Reiko]

Right...

 

[Mariolee]

lolrighty then

 

[-Plasma Reus-]

Deviantart strikes again.

edit: GL looks so pissed off. lol

 

[DMczaf]

Justin Hartley gets top billing? Deviant Art.


















Who the fuck is Justin Hartley?

 

[MisterHero]

Who the fuck is Justin Hartley?

he played aquaman once and ethan crane on tv's passions

I really like how Martian Manhunter looks.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

GUISE NO C'MON TOM WELLING IS PERFECT SUPERMAN HES SUCH GOOD ACTR <8

 

[DMczaf]

GUISE NO C'MON TOM WELLING IS PERFECT SUPERMAN HES SUCH GOOD ACTR <8

I don't think he has time for Justice League, his schedule is so packed.

 

[-Plasma Reus-]

I hear his career of eating food and smiling like an idiot is very demanding.

 

[strafer]

I like that pic.

 

[jett]

I'm not sure which name is worse, AVENGERS or JUSTICE LEAGUE.

 

[DMczaf]

I'm not sure which name is worse, AVENGERS or JUSTICE LEAGUE.

Cypher Raige.

 

[MisterHero]

GUISE NO C'MON TOM WELLING IS PERFECT SUPERMAN HES SUCH GOOD ACTR <8

He was in a movie. He grows up into Brandon Routh.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I'm not sure which name is worse, AVENGERS or JUSTICE LEAGUE.

Hey Justice League is awesome.

 

[shadyspace]

I wonder how much money tom welling has that isn't tied up in mcribs

 

[Napoleonthechimp]

Justice League is going to be such a dumb movie. None of the movies share any aesthetic sensibilities...

 

[ReiGun]

I'm not sure which name is worse, AVENGERS or JUSTICE LEAGUE.

Justice Society is the worst.

Justice League is going to be such a dumb movie. None of the movies share any aesthetic sensibilities...

I'm sure someone can figure out how to make everyone look move together in a movie.

 

[Messypandas]

I don't like Martian Manhunter but Flash looks swish as fuck. Pretty good shop that

 

[Jean Valjean]

Superman The Movie original trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twyYIPhSa3U

STM re-release trailer in 2001:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp2QjpMq9FM


Both are much better than the MoS trailer.

 

[Dany]

Mostly hinges on the song.

 

[strafer]

dat trailer voice

 

[cackhyena]

Superman The Movie original trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twyYIPhSa3U

STM re-release trailer in 2001:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp2QjpMq9FM


Both are much better than the MoS trailer.

If you say so...

 

[Dave_6]

This trailer is soooooo good on the big digital IMAX screen. Chills...

 

[BadAss2961]

Justice League is going to be such a dumb movie. None of the movies share any aesthetic sensibilities...

MoS is gonna look really good when all is said and done. I'm expecting every scene where Superman fights to look spectacular.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I wonder if they will have Clark be stronger because he has been absorbing the yellow sun's ray his whole life?

 

[ashrafazlan]

Man, I don't know if that Premium Rush cop is intimidating enough to be Zod. As JGL said in the movie, he's more of a douchebag.

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Man, I don't know if that Premium Rush cop is intimidating enough to be Zod. As JGL said in the movie, he's more of a douchebag.

Boardwalk Empire. Watch some of it.

 

[Simo]

Just popping in to say saw the 3D trailer attached with The Hobbit HFR this morning. So good and the missus remarked that it "actually looks really good" which surprised me as she generally hates any and all comic book related movies.

 

[ReiGun]

I wonder if they will have Clark be stronger because he has been absorbing the yellow sun's ray his whole life?

Rumor is

Spoiler

Zod will have equal strength, but will unlock other Kryptonian abilities as time goes on.

 

[ashrafazlan]

Boardwalk Empire. Watch some of it.

I just did, still doesn't seem like Zod material..which in my mind has always been a no-nonsense military man with a stiff upper lip. Maybe they're going with a different direction for this film, he looks more like Caesar.

 

[Router]

Justice League is going to be such a dumb movie. None of the movies share any aesthetic sensibilities...

What movies?

 

[Bobby Roberts]

I just did, still doesn't seem like Zod material..which in my mind has always been a no-nonsense military man with a stiff upper lip. Maybe they're going with a different direction for this film, he looks more like Caesar.

How much of it did you watch? Like, all of season one? Or did you spot check an episode or two here and there?

 

[Router]

Rumor is

Spoiler

Zod will have equal strength, but will unlock other Kryptonian abilities as time goes on.

Zod is

Spoiler

weaker than Superman. It's why he uses the Kryptonian battle suit... Which you see in the trailer for a few seconds.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Rumor is

Spoiler

Zod will have equal strength, but will unlock other Kryptonian abilities as time goes on.

Spoiler

Zod or Clark will unlock them?

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Lois is

Spoiler

hot for Superman's thunderballs. She forgot how warm they were. Plus he can outshine Richard and his shitty biplane.

 

[ReiGun]

Spoiler

Zod or Clark will unlock them?

Spoiler

Zod. He gets strength and flight first, then the others as he absorbs more sunlight.

Zod is

Spoiler

weaker than Superman. It's why he uses the Kryptonian battle suit... Which you see in the trailer for a few seconds.

Ah okay. Forgot about that.

 

[SmellyHands]

I just did, still doesn't seem like Zod material..which in my mind has always been a no-nonsense military man with a stiff upper lip. Maybe they're going with a different direction for this film, he looks more like Caesar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=W4o4zt0wEZ0#t=56s

 

[MisterHero]

I wonder what Zod's motivation will be. As something new for Superman movies, maybe they can

Spoiler

introduce Kandor and set up for Brainiac. Seriously, the bottled cities are one of my favorite parts of the mythos.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=W4o4zt0wEZ0#t=56s

My man.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I wonder what Zod's motivation will be. As something new for Superman movies, maybe they can

Spoiler

introduce Kandor and set up for Brainiac. Seriously, the bottled cities are one of my favorite parts of the mythos.

Not a spoiler just an educated guess on my part.

Zod

Spoiler

probably wants to turn earth into a new Krypton or some shit. Kandor would be awesome.

 

[SlowRevolution]

Not a spoiler just an educated guess on my part.

Zod

Spoiler

probably wants to turn earth into a new Krypton or some shit. Kandor would be awesome.

Didn't they do something like that with Returns? Haven't seen it in a while.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Didn't they do something like that with Returns? Haven't seen it in a while.

what? no.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

what? no.

Well.. kinda. I mean, it wasn't Lex's intention, but it was kind of what was happening on his new continent.

 

[ashrafazlan]

Didn't they do something like that with Returns? Haven't seen it in a while.

It was a pretty big plot in the comics, New Krypton.

 

[MisterHero]

Not a spoiler just an educated guess on my part.

Zod

Spoiler

probably wants to turn earth into a new Krypton or some shit. Kandor would be awesome.

I hope something like that will happen. Zod's last arc before the reboot showed he could be quite complex. When he became the security leader of New Krypton, he actually cared what happened to his people.

 

[jett]

Superman The Movie original trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twyYIPhSa3U

STM re-release trailer in 2001:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp2QjpMq9FM


Both are much better than the MoS trailer.